AoB 07062022

[Mwalimu-G]

 

[oboho]

 

[oboho]

 

[oboho]

 

[Cabaye CAptain1]

Weeeh.

 

[Kasaman]

Great farmer, prepare the fields, mbegu zinakuja .

 

[mzeiya]

Ukienda huku, mecho hung'ara saidiii

Who knows the town?

 

[mzeiya]

Watu wa Toyos mnasumbua cc @Denis Young

 

[Xclusive]

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That's Voi Town

 

[Field Marshal]

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Convoluted low IQ crap.................and no, 3-month old lions can't hunt..............

 

[Field Marshal]

I was sitting in the Nairoi jam the other day on the way to a date in a leafy suburub where I knew I was going to spend at least 5k on tea when a strange thought struck me. FMCP, Guka, how much free sex do you think the first negro to tame fire got?

I mean, the entire village was sitting there one evening eating raw nuts and drinking goat blood trying to fight the cold by huddling together when this guy with a huge club and an antelope slugged across his shoulders walked into the settlement, grunted as he put the antelope down and then, wonder of wonders, lit a fire from an ember he was carrying in his other hand. After running away a distance, the entire tribe slowly crawled back to watch in wonder.

Soon the hunter had roasted the entire antelope and invited the whole clan for a feast. You could hear the joyous grunts from Pluto.

So, how much free sex did the dude get from all the tribal virgins that night? I mean, he was a god, right?

I wish I was the first nigga to 'invent' fire so I wouldn't have to jump through all these hoops just to get laid..........................

 

[Mnyama Fulani]

Watu wa Toyos mnasumbua cc @Denis Young
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Anaweza niwekea probox milango kama hii?

 

[Young_Turk]

Convoluted low IQ crap.................and no, 3-month old lions can't hunt..............

Yup. even juvenile lions rely on the pride to get fed. Fake news spotted.

 

[Young_Turk]

I was sitting in the Nairoi jam the other day on the way to a date in a leafy suburub where I knew I was going to spend at least 5k on tea when a strange thought struck me. FMCP, Guka, how much free sex do you think the first negro to tame fire got?

I mean, the entire village was sitting there one evening eating raw nuts and drinking goat blood trying to fight the cold by huddling together when this guy with a huge club and an antelope slugged across his shoulders walked into the settlement, grunted as he put the antelope down and then, wonder of wonders, lit a fire from an ember he was carrying in his other hand. After running away a distance, the entire tribe slowly crawled back to watch in wonder.

Soon the hunter had roasted the entire antelope and invited the whole clan for a feast. You could hear the joyous grunts from Pluto.

So, how much free sex did the dude get from all the tribal virgins that night? I mean, he was a god, right?

I wish I was the first nigga to 'invent' fire so I wouldn't have to jump through all these hoops just to get laid..........................

First ever celebrity

 

[Denis Young]

Watu wa Toyos mnasumbua cc @Denis Young
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Hehe...hii ni watu ya mark x. A confused bunch. My 2ltr premium saloon is still in mint condition the way I bought it.