A.O.B Tuesday 5th May 2020

upepo

Elder Lister
Household tip 1:
Want to avoid food spoilage in your fridge during power outages, especially during this rainy season? Simple. Keep 2 or 3 litres of ice in the freezer section. When power disappears, transfer the ice in the cooler section. The ice will keep your food cool for up to 24 hrs, by which time power will have resumed. That way, you can enjoy fish heads more often.
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Household tip 2:
Do you often work outside, where your clothes will collect bugs? You do not need a change of clothes every time a bug invades your clothing. You need to extend the use of one kitchen appliance; the microwave.

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Wrap the infected item in a polythene bag, and microwave the package for about 30 seconds, or until it becomes hot to the touch. The bugs will disappear instantly, and you can don your favorite clothing item to continue dismembering motorcycles.

Household tip 3:
You can disinfect clothing items by wrapping them in a plastic bag and microwaving for a few seconds or minutes. Just make sure the items contain a little moisture, either from being worn or by light misting. However, this technique should not substitute normal laundry.

NB: You need to be on standby with your eyes wide open when microwaving clothing items. Some can catch fire if heated for too long.
 
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Field Marshal

Elder Lister
For some reason I am very annoyed at Tecra Muigai for putting herself at risk and dying in a hovel like a hood rat. She was so, so so pretty and had the whole world at her feet. Perhaps it's because my first two kids are dautas... Aaaaasrgh...
 

upepo

Elder Lister
What?????
Yenyewe beauty lies in the beholder.
Rich families got only beautiful daughters. The money aspect covers for very many other shortcomings. Plus men derive a huge boost when they know a woman is not after what they own.
 
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Mawaya

Elder Lister
For some reason I am very annoyed at Tecra Muigai for putting herself at risk and dying in a hovel like a hood rat. She was so, so so pretty and had the whole world at her feet. Perhaps it's because my first two kids are dautas... Aaaaasrgh...
If you are shocked about the circumstances leading to her death you will be more shocked by the man behind it.
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Tecra and the boyfriend.
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Boyfriend.
How's that unkempt old geezer even a boyfriend?
Which young rich girl ends up with such?
 

Wangu wa Makeri

New Lister
I suspect this girl was abusing drugs. And that's why her family had somehow given up on her. Hata kama ni mapenzi huyu jamaa hapana aiii!
 

Duke of Busia

Elder Lister
Honestly I know of a friend here in Utawala who was in Abu Dhabi for 8 years in USA for two years got deported went into depression after omukhasi kimbiad now the sister pays people to be around him

Girlfriend ako paycheck- Kamba/kisii
Best friend ako paycheck-luo
Best friend's girlfriend- Taita/msapere
The entire neighborhood- guys get free jugdaniels just for them to frequent his joint

I suspect uyo muBoyfriend alikua ana deal directly na wazazi wa iyo kike mna kumbuka I told you guys about the son of Dosi wa keroche and he is a drunkard kupindukia but no one talks about him
 
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