A.O.B. Tuesday, 13rd December 2022
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Elder Lister
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Which bus? What are you talking about?
Kender9
Elder Lister
Mutheu amefanyia ghaseer ile kitu. Itakua inaenda Kitui leave.
Ukienda kuonyeshwa plot ;
When you're being taken to view the plot by the broker..
These are the stories you will hear.
1. ~ Hiyo town tumepita itafika mpaka huku siku moja.....
2. ~ hii barabara iko earmarked for Tarmac.....
3. ~ Stima imebakisha posts kidogo ifike hapa.....
4. ~ Huku security iko juu sana.....kuna police post inajengwa hapa chini....
5. ~ Title zetu zote ni clean.....
6. ~ Huku maji ni 24/7.....
7. ~ Hakuna floods huku kukinyesha....
8. ~ Hii ni gated estate, hakuna high-rise buildings utaona huku.....
9. ~ Hii ni bei ya discount.....
10. ~ Ata MP amepiga simu ako na interest.
11. ~ Pale Chini ndiyo bypass..
12.~University ina jengwo pale Chini hivi karibuni.
13.~Bro ya Ruto ame nunua pale chini...
14~. Kuna mall kubwa Sana inajengwa....inangoja approval.
15.~2 years ago nikianza hii kazi, plot tulikua tunauza 50k , You can imagine how fast this area is growing..
16.~"Unadeal na mwenyewe direct huyo nimekupea namba yake sio broker"
17.~Ata ni vile roho yangu imekupenda hii plot imeulizwa na watu kumi nkaamua nkupatie wewe ukae...cirathii muno..
18.~Serikali imenunua acre 50 pale Kwa corner Na material za kujenga Airport zinamwago from next week...
19.~Hii side opposite hiyo shamba ni ya Jimi kibaki ana Njenga hotel na golf field..
20.~Hapo time pita Kwa corner upande wa left Ní governor, na arenda gwaka mucii munene muno hau,uguo fara, Maí, rami ciroka o haku njaa.
21.~
22.~
With due respect to Genuine land brokers and agents.
And btw, some of these quotes do materialize although 70% is marketing gimmicks.
Choose your land realtor wisely.
Good luck!
When you're being taken to view the plot by the broker..
These are the stories you will hear.
1. ~ Hiyo town tumepita itafika mpaka huku siku moja.....
2. ~ hii barabara iko earmarked for Tarmac.....
3. ~ Stima imebakisha posts kidogo ifike hapa.....
4. ~ Huku security iko juu sana.....kuna police post inajengwa hapa chini....
5. ~ Title zetu zote ni clean.....
6. ~ Huku maji ni 24/7.....
7. ~ Hakuna floods huku kukinyesha....
8. ~ Hii ni gated estate, hakuna high-rise buildings utaona huku.....
9. ~ Hii ni bei ya discount.....
10. ~ Ata MP amepiga simu ako na interest.
11. ~ Pale Chini ndiyo bypass..
12.~University ina jengwo pale Chini hivi karibuni.
13.~Bro ya Ruto ame nunua pale chini...
14~. Kuna mall kubwa Sana inajengwa....inangoja approval.
15.~2 years ago nikianza hii kazi, plot tulikua tunauza 50k , You can imagine how fast this area is growing..
16.~"Unadeal na mwenyewe direct huyo nimekupea namba yake sio broker"
17.~Ata ni vile roho yangu imekupenda hii plot imeulizwa na watu kumi nkaamua nkupatie wewe ukae...cirathii muno..
18.~Serikali imenunua acre 50 pale Kwa corner Na material za kujenga Airport zinamwago from next week...
19.~Hii side opposite hiyo shamba ni ya Jimi kibaki ana Njenga hotel na golf field..
20.~Hapo time pita Kwa corner upande wa left Ní governor, na arenda gwaka mucii munene muno hau,uguo fara, Maí, rami ciroka o haku njaa.
21.~
22.~
With due respect to Genuine land brokers and agents.
And btw, some of these quotes do materialize although 70% is marketing gimmicks.
Choose your land realtor wisely.
Good luck!
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Senior Moment
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal police pat down. I was looking for my keys.
They were not in my pockets or my purse. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. He barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I was on my way, but I'll be delayed."
"Why is that?" I asked.
"Because I was pulled over by the police and now have to convince them that I didn't steal your car.
Yep, it's the golden years.
(Thanks, John Gross!)
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal police pat down. I was looking for my keys.
They were not in my pockets or my purse. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. He barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I was on my way, but I'll be delayed."
"Why is that?" I asked.
"Because I was pulled over by the police and now have to convince them that I didn't steal your car.
Yep, it's the golden years.
(Thanks, John Gross!)
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Elder Lister
..of Abunuasi
Kasaman
Elder Lister
Mimi sipagwangi !
English must be killed dead !
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Waja wamama wa Shwaa waji-nice.
zapp_brannigan
I am not a Futurama fan .
The right configuration ni ile fare is capped at one chwani