Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
By George T. Diano
@georgediano
Prostitutes have a Propensity Of Thriving Where Goat wives Don't as far as Horizontal Engineering is concerned. This Is The Story Of Halima!
There's a famous Beauty Spa in Nakuru called Kwa mwas Next to Unitas building where women go to have manicure & pedicure done. Everytime we are heading to kitale to visit mama Gee with my wife, we must make a stopover at Mwas place & waste atleast 2 good hours waiting for mama Liam to be attended to.
So this one time after dropping her off at Mwas place, i decided to go & have one for the road at club 64 which was the biggest club then as i wait for her to get her nails done. As i was looking for somewhere to park, i was flabbergasted to see fine fine prostitutes selling nyash mchana peupe.
Amongst them was One fine baddie whom I later on came to know her name was Halima caught my eyes. She was a goddess Of Beauty. When curving her, God Must have used a special chisel. Her Curves and Edges were capable of causing a traffic Snarl Up. To Both the young and the Paleo, Halima was Irresistible.
It's this Beauty that Caught my Eyes & as I always say, something must kill a man & that thing is Nyash & William Ruto. Halima had intended to Expand her business entity so she traveled all the way from Mtwapa to open a new branch in Nakuru. By the look of things, it seems her business was doing well based on an honest customer review since there wasn't any grip left.
I decided to postpone my thirst for Tusker lager & opt Tu-Ask-a Malaya for post porn. Since we had traveled with Mama Liam's car, i didn't want to leave any footprints behind so i parked the car at the farthest end of the Street & walked all the way to the promised Land. Upon reaching the site, i had to look right, look left, look right again & when i saw all the faces around were strange to me, i proceeded to approached the CEO of Ukahaba Enterprises for a one on one business talk.
As a potential private investor who was competing with Mwas shares, i didn't want to waste much time so i proceeded to ask Halima for a Horizontal engineering quotation before i could invest In her. Factoring inflation, housing levy & high oil prices that caused an increase in lubricants price, we reached to an agreement of Ksh 1000 per capital Shares.
We proceeded to the room where we finalized the sales agreement after I've delivered my 26 seconds PowerPoint presentation. As much as i had postponed my alcohol thirst & opted to sample Halima's soft life, there wasn't any much of a difference juu bila hata kulewa, bado nililala kwa mtaro,, wooi nyasaye!!
After finishing sampling, i wore my andies & just when i was about to complete the transaction, that's when it hit me that i might have left my wallet & phone in mama Liam's car. Those of you who have bought shares in Ukahaba Enterprises knows exactly how prostitutes operates when you become hesitant in paying for the services rendered.
Halima called for backup & before i knew it, i was surrounded by a good number of them & that's when i realized not all prostitute are female. Kulitokea wamama wengine wanaka Gachagua akona matiti, my friend nilionwa war. All this time mama Liam was trying to reach me on phone but "Samahani, mteja wa nambari unaopiga anapigwa kwa Sasa".
Lucky for her, she found her way to where I had parked since she had a tracker installed for security purposes. As i was receiving the beatings, the management at the premises that i had booked for PowerPoint presentation came to my rescue. I explained everything that had transpired & upon showing them mama Liam's car keys, they agreed to escort me to the car & surrender the money to them but with a 500% interest since other shareholders were now involved.
Fearing for my life, i had to agree buana. Halima grabbed me by my balls & the rest grabbed me juu juu like a macadamia thieve. It was a walk of shame brethrens, they really embarrassed me in that vintage city. When we arrived at the car, nilitamani dunia inimeze bcoz mama Liam was standing there mad as hell.
It's at this moment that i realized we don't have a country here. We can't expect anything sensible from this government of pedigrees. Why would William Ruto allow me to be embarrassed like this!! Mama Liam seeing women roughing me up she had to intervene "Baba Liam nini inaendelea hapa". Even before i could explain myself, Halima shouted at her "Hivi huyu mwanaume kanitomba alafu kashindwa kulipa, haya basi tulipe ama tukupandishe cheo leo uitwe mjane".
Upon hearing that, mama Liam decided to complete the transaction for the sake of his husband's life. After Halima & Co. received their payments in full, she left with a signature "Oya msenge, siku nyingine ukitaka **** au mkundu wa bure itisha mkeo na akikunyima kaombe mamako mzazi".
EeeeeEeeeeEeeee mailood, I wuoonda, are coast women really human or reptiles!! Mama Liam aliniangalia na macho mbaya nikama Mimi ndio nilisaidia Chebukati kubadilisha uamuzi Agosti nane 2022.
Ayaam telling you my brother, unless we help fund the Peasants Alliance of Kenya (PAK party) by sending somesiin small to 0725684308, We will continue witnessing such malice & atrocities under William Ruto's regime. we must all speak in one voice & say "Ruto Must Go" because Enough is Enough!!
@georgediano
Prostitutes have a Propensity Of Thriving Where Goat wives Don't as far as Horizontal Engineering is concerned. This Is The Story Of Halima!
There's a famous Beauty Spa in Nakuru called Kwa mwas Next to Unitas building where women go to have manicure & pedicure done. Everytime we are heading to kitale to visit mama Gee with my wife, we must make a stopover at Mwas place & waste atleast 2 good hours waiting for mama Liam to be attended to.
So this one time after dropping her off at Mwas place, i decided to go & have one for the road at club 64 which was the biggest club then as i wait for her to get her nails done. As i was looking for somewhere to park, i was flabbergasted to see fine fine prostitutes selling nyash mchana peupe.
Amongst them was One fine baddie whom I later on came to know her name was Halima caught my eyes. She was a goddess Of Beauty. When curving her, God Must have used a special chisel. Her Curves and Edges were capable of causing a traffic Snarl Up. To Both the young and the Paleo, Halima was Irresistible.
It's this Beauty that Caught my Eyes & as I always say, something must kill a man & that thing is Nyash & William Ruto. Halima had intended to Expand her business entity so she traveled all the way from Mtwapa to open a new branch in Nakuru. By the look of things, it seems her business was doing well based on an honest customer review since there wasn't any grip left.
I decided to postpone my thirst for Tusker lager & opt Tu-Ask-a Malaya for post porn. Since we had traveled with Mama Liam's car, i didn't want to leave any footprints behind so i parked the car at the farthest end of the Street & walked all the way to the promised Land. Upon reaching the site, i had to look right, look left, look right again & when i saw all the faces around were strange to me, i proceeded to approached the CEO of Ukahaba Enterprises for a one on one business talk.
As a potential private investor who was competing with Mwas shares, i didn't want to waste much time so i proceeded to ask Halima for a Horizontal engineering quotation before i could invest In her. Factoring inflation, housing levy & high oil prices that caused an increase in lubricants price, we reached to an agreement of Ksh 1000 per capital Shares.
We proceeded to the room where we finalized the sales agreement after I've delivered my 26 seconds PowerPoint presentation. As much as i had postponed my alcohol thirst & opted to sample Halima's soft life, there wasn't any much of a difference juu bila hata kulewa, bado nililala kwa mtaro,, wooi nyasaye!!
After finishing sampling, i wore my andies & just when i was about to complete the transaction, that's when it hit me that i might have left my wallet & phone in mama Liam's car. Those of you who have bought shares in Ukahaba Enterprises knows exactly how prostitutes operates when you become hesitant in paying for the services rendered.
Halima called for backup & before i knew it, i was surrounded by a good number of them & that's when i realized not all prostitute are female. Kulitokea wamama wengine wanaka Gachagua akona matiti, my friend nilionwa war. All this time mama Liam was trying to reach me on phone but "Samahani, mteja wa nambari unaopiga anapigwa kwa Sasa".
Lucky for her, she found her way to where I had parked since she had a tracker installed for security purposes. As i was receiving the beatings, the management at the premises that i had booked for PowerPoint presentation came to my rescue. I explained everything that had transpired & upon showing them mama Liam's car keys, they agreed to escort me to the car & surrender the money to them but with a 500% interest since other shareholders were now involved.
Fearing for my life, i had to agree buana. Halima grabbed me by my balls & the rest grabbed me juu juu like a macadamia thieve. It was a walk of shame brethrens, they really embarrassed me in that vintage city. When we arrived at the car, nilitamani dunia inimeze bcoz mama Liam was standing there mad as hell.
It's at this moment that i realized we don't have a country here. We can't expect anything sensible from this government of pedigrees. Why would William Ruto allow me to be embarrassed like this!! Mama Liam seeing women roughing me up she had to intervene "Baba Liam nini inaendelea hapa". Even before i could explain myself, Halima shouted at her "Hivi huyu mwanaume kanitomba alafu kashindwa kulipa, haya basi tulipe ama tukupandishe cheo leo uitwe mjane".
Upon hearing that, mama Liam decided to complete the transaction for the sake of his husband's life. After Halima & Co. received their payments in full, she left with a signature "Oya msenge, siku nyingine ukitaka **** au mkundu wa bure itisha mkeo na akikunyima kaombe mamako mzazi".
EeeeeEeeeeEeeee mailood, I wuoonda, are coast women really human or reptiles!! Mama Liam aliniangalia na macho mbaya nikama Mimi ndio nilisaidia Chebukati kubadilisha uamuzi Agosti nane 2022.
Ayaam telling you my brother, unless we help fund the Peasants Alliance of Kenya (PAK party) by sending somesiin small to 0725684308, We will continue witnessing such malice & atrocities under William Ruto's regime. we must all speak in one voice & say "Ruto Must Go" because Enough is Enough!!
