Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Sasa my friend watu hawatawahi ongea juu walivote?
500 samples tasted, 16 cases positive.
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Nattydread
Elder Lister
Beautiful sweep!! D material hawezi kuelewa hiyo.
Ngimanene na Muchere
Elder Lister
I'm just encouraging you big dog.... Don't be afraid of a flu.... Follow my advice and you'll be ok
Nattydread
Elder Lister
Remember those poor sods who were forced into quarantine after arriving at JKIA? They have become the breeding pool.
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
Pirate of carribean
Elder Lister
Let me poke some holes.
Kenya has a capacity of testing 300 per day as of now.
Kenya has a capacity of testing 300 per day as of now.
Chesa shini Melia.
Clemens
Elder Lister
Dr mwangangi is a sure bet by jubilee sharp and pleasing to the eyes.
You expect critical officers wa nunue?
I have to remind him na ile avatar alikuwa ameweka raila akipigiwa teargas.
Jama wanaweza okota masks apatie abiria, this can turn out to be a dangerous directive.
Clemens
Elder Lister
By Kenya you mean KMTC Nairobi? Buda boss we are being tested in 47 counties, I am 5 counties away from Nairobi and we were all tested yesterday, my area has 60 officers and 18 other staffs. It was a COMPULSORY test and we were all there.
Pirate of carribean
Elder Lister
Kijana sio temperature. Temperature I do daily but up to now I haven't been tested due to the reason I have given.
Ssabasajja
Elder Lister
Clemens
Elder Lister
You assume that I am talking about temperature? and don't call me Kijana young man, I am 5 years past the bracket, I was lastly reffered to as one 10 years ago.
Pirate of carribean
Elder Lister
You have won, call admin to claim your prize
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
relax man.
Pirate of carribean
Elder Lister
I was not willing to get into a contest
Clemens
Elder Lister
Don't project your frustrations, I am not claiming any price but the current coordination by ministry of interior, education and County officials is perfect, where I am, getting fringe benefits.