5 THINGS MEN SHOULD LEARN FROM JALANG'O SAGA

Shaddy_Me

New Lister
But men will always be men and the urge to brag about sexual conquests is an ingrained trait that men come equipped with.

You've probably heard of the Jalang'o mess and seen the screenshots of him and his boys sharing photos of women they've taken to bed, passing the women to each other, discussing their next sexual rendezvous and generally just being old, naughty boys.

The screenshots, from Jalang'o and his boys' secret WhatsApp group, were leaked by notorious blogger Edgar Obare who, as you all know, has been in the Jalang'o cross hairs before.. Don't Kiss and Tell

This is like the oldest rule in the book. You've heard about it a million times before. You know you should never kiss and tell. A real man doesn't do that. It's simple, get your woman, do your thing with her, break her back if possible, do the rounds and get her scream like she's fleeing the apocalypse and then shut up about it. Close the case. Let her go. And pretend it never happened. Simple and clear.

2. Guard Your Phone

If you can't kiss and tell, and can't fight off the urge to broadcast your sexual mastery to your closest boys, at least make sure that your phone is guarded at all times. Be with it. Apply all the necessary passwords and PIN codes and patterns. It's your phone. It should never be accessed by not just your girl but anyone for that matter. WhatsApp messages are end-to-end encrypted which means that only YOU can incriminate yourself.3. Never Let HER go through Your Phone

Women are interesting creatures. They can be fiercely insecure, deeply jealous and quite the DCI types. A girl shouldn't be in possession of your phone. Don't let her go through it. Keep it. Its yours. She has her own. She needs to use the camera? To check the time? To make a call? Let her use her own. Period. One little mistake and she's deep in your WhatsApp timeline, deep in your dirty photo gallery, fishing for clues and evidences. It might never be the same again.4. Know Your Boys

Boys may be boys. But some boys are not your boys. Not all boys are your boys. Some are just joy-riding in the friendship circle. They're there to gather mess. They're there to snoop around, to leak information, to lust after your women and to break trust. The wrong boy in a boy group can damage the entire group. Scrutinize your boys. Learn them. Learn their manners, character , intention and loyalty. Not all boys are there to be boys. Some have been sent by Satan. And those will wreck you.5. Don't Share Girls

I cannot stress this enough. You just should NEVER share your girls. Make your girls your own. Sleep with girls that only YOU is sleeping with. Trouble with sharing girls is that, you may never know what your boy told the girl you're both sharing. Boys can be jealous too. And they make say some stuff that you may never have expected they'd ever say about you. Don't let a girl you're sleeping with sleep with your boy. Let him find his own. The so-called 'throw pass' may be a fun game to play. But when emotions kick in and feelings start to develop, you're on your way down. Always remember that.
 

Anglututu

Elder Lister
This is a disease of the current world, people think sex is everything.
Attention seeking generation.
 

Robbin

New Lister
But men will always be men and the urge to brag about sexual conquests is an ingrained trait that men come equipped with.

You've probably heard of the Jalang'o mess and seen the screenshots of him and his boys sharing photos of women they've taken to bed, passing the women to each other, discussing their next sexual rendezvous and generally just being old, naughty boys.

The screenshots, from Jalang'o and his boys' secret WhatsApp group, were leaked by notorious blogger Edgar Obare who, as you all know, has been in the Jalang'o cross hairs before.. Don't Kiss and Tell

This is like the oldest rule in the book. You've heard about it a million times before. You know you should never kiss and tell. A real man doesn't do that. It's simple, get your woman, do your thing with her, break her back if possible, do the rounds and get her scream like she's fleeing the apocalypse and then shut up about it. Close the case. Let her go. And pretend it never happened. Simple and clear.

2. Guard Your Phone

If you can't kiss and tell, and can't fight off the urge to broadcast your sexual mastery to your closest boys, at least make sure that your phone is guarded at all times. Be with it. Apply all the necessary passwords and PIN codes and patterns. It's your phone. It should never be accessed by not just your girl but anyone for that matter. WhatsApp messages are end-to-end encrypted which means that only YOU can incriminate yourself.3. Never Let HER go through Your Phone

Women are interesting creatures. They can be fiercely insecure, deeply jealous and quite the DCI types. A girl shouldn't be in possession of your phone. Don't let her go through it. Keep it. Its yours. She has her own. She needs to use the camera? To check the time? To make a call? Let her use her own. Period. One little mistake and she's deep in your WhatsApp timeline, deep in your dirty photo gallery, fishing for clues and evidences. It might never be the same again.4. Know Your Boys

Boys may be boys. But some boys are not your boys. Not all boys are your boys. Some are just joy-riding in the friendship circle. They're there to gather mess. They're there to snoop around, to leak information, to lust after your women and to break trust. The wrong boy in a boy group can damage the entire group. Scrutinize your boys. Learn them. Learn their manners, character , intention and loyalty. Not all boys are there to be boys. Some have been sent by Satan. And those will wreck you.5. Don't Share Girls

I cannot stress this enough. You just should NEVER share your girls. Make your girls your own. Sleep with girls that only YOU is sleeping with. Trouble with sharing girls is that, you may never know what your boy told the girl you're both sharing. Boys can be jealous too. And they make say some stuff that you may never have expected they'd ever say about you. Don't let a girl you're sleeping with sleep with your boy. Let him find his own. The so-called 'throw pass' may be a fun game to play. But when emotions kick in and feelings start to develop, you're on your way down. Always remember that.
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