Aviator
Elder Lister
The office of Aviator has noted, with concern, information circulating online purpoting, inter alia, that Aviator is responsible for the current predicament facing our beloved Guka as documented here. Specifically, some listers have speculated that Aviator blackmailed Guka by masquerading as a pink, obtained crucial and sensitive personal information, and eventually lured Guka behind closed doors and proceeded to break eggs on him. Such thoughts and speculations are founded on malice, falsehoods and a general ill-will towards the listers Aviator and Guka. Such peddlers of misinformation should not be entertained in the senate, and the lawyers of Aviator have been instructed to proceed with speed and initiate their expulsion from the honorable upper house.
The office of Aviator wishes to set the record straight.
1. That Aviator and Guka are well known acquitances, having grown up together in rural central. This is acquintance spanning well over 45 years, and not 5 years as some idle minds are suggesting here.
2. That the two know each other very well at a personal level, and in their acquitances, have sensitive information relating to each other, including but not limited to identity, gender, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, sexual misadventures among other personal information.
3. That Guka and Aviator have a covenant not to disclose such information to anyone, even at the threat of death
4. That Aviator is not in any way involved in the current predicament that has befallen our Guka, and that Aviator wishes Guka quick recovery or a painless transition if Mwene Nyaga so wishes.
6. That forensic analysis of Guka's private communication with the said confidante who's led to his current situation is ongoing, and that Aviator will leave no stone unturned untill we get to the bottom of the matter
6. That the office of Aviator has noted, very keenly, and continues to profile, what each and every lister has said regarding the incident, and shall spare no resources in avenging any wrong done to either of the parties.
We shall continue to update you on the progress made in identifying whoever caused this heartbreak to Guka, and punishing anyone who has said anything injurious to the reputation of the two listers.
We shall revisit.
The office of Aviator wishes to set the record straight.
1. That Aviator and Guka are well known acquitances, having grown up together in rural central. This is acquintance spanning well over 45 years, and not 5 years as some idle minds are suggesting here.
2. That the two know each other very well at a personal level, and in their acquitances, have sensitive information relating to each other, including but not limited to identity, gender, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, sexual misadventures among other personal information.
3. That Guka and Aviator have a covenant not to disclose such information to anyone, even at the threat of death
4. That Aviator is not in any way involved in the current predicament that has befallen our Guka, and that Aviator wishes Guka quick recovery or a painless transition if Mwene Nyaga so wishes.
6. That forensic analysis of Guka's private communication with the said confidante who's led to his current situation is ongoing, and that Aviator will leave no stone unturned untill we get to the bottom of the matter
6. That the office of Aviator has noted, very keenly, and continues to profile, what each and every lister has said regarding the incident, and shall spare no resources in avenging any wrong done to either of the parties.
We shall continue to update you on the progress made in identifying whoever caused this heartbreak to Guka, and punishing anyone who has said anything injurious to the reputation of the two listers.
We shall revisit.
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