This is Phil - BREAKING: Beloved Guka Incoherent and Inconsolable in HDU

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
Nairobi, 20/11/2020 1800GMT

We are sad to report that our beloved Guka has been admitted into the HDU of a city hospital following a stressful episode this morning during which he received extremely distressing and sensitive information about a close confidant and acquintance.

The information, which among others relates to the sexual orientation, gender and outlook of the acquintance has left Guka deeply distressed, traumatised, mortified and shocked. Tragically, the confidant and acquintance has over the last 6 years exploited Guka's trust and general belief in the good of humanity to extort emotional and psychological support, procure sensitive personal information, and propagate injurious falsehoods about others.

During this stressful period, we ask all Kenyalist members of goodwill to pray for Guka, and to give his family the space and privacy they require to nurse him back to health.

We further wish to advise young members of this and any other online forum to exercise circumspection and good sense when making online friends, and revealing personal information to them.

We pray that Guka will come back stronger, wiser, and braver.

STATEMENT ENDS///
 

Mongrel

Elder Lister
Nairobi, 20/11/2020 1800GMT

We are sad to report that our beloved Guka has been admitted into the HDU of a city hospital following a stressful episode this morning during which he received extremely distressing and sensitive information about a close confidant and acquintance.

The information, which among others relates to the sexual orientation, gender and outlook of the acquintance has left Guka deeply distressed, traumatised, mortified and shocked. Tragically, the confidant and acquintance has over the last 6 years exploited Guka's trust and general belief in the good of humanity to extort emotional and psychological support, procure sensitive personal information, and propagate injurious falsehoods about others.

During this stressful period, we ask all Kenyalist members of goodwill to pray for Guka, and to give his family the space and privacy they require to nurse him back to health.

We further wish to advise young members of this and any other online forum to exercise circumspection and good sense when making online friends, and revealing personal information to them.

We pray that Guka will come back stronger, wiser, and braver.

STATEMENT ENDS///
Aviator tulijua Ni mwanaume kitambo,nikuulize kwani alimupasulia mayai? TOJ,@Pamba kuja
 

supu

Lister
Nairobi, 20/11/2020 1800GMT

We are sad to report that our beloved Guka has been admitted into the HDU of a city hospital following a stressful episode this morning during which he received extremely distressing and sensitive information about a close confidant and acquintance.

The information, which among others relates to the sexual orientation, gender and outlook of the acquintance has left Guka deeply distressed, traumatised, mortified and shocked. Tragically, the confidant and acquintance has over the last 6 years exploited Guka's trust and general belief in the good of humanity to extort emotional and psychological support, procure sensitive personal information, and propagate injurious falsehoods about others.

During this stressful period, we ask all Kenyalist members of goodwill to pray for Guka, and to give his family the space and privacy they require to nurse him back to health.

We further wish to advise young members of this and any other online forum to exercise circumspection and good sense when making online friends, and revealing personal information to them.

We pray that Guka will come back stronger, wiser, and braver.

STATEMENT ENDS///
I want to laugh and cry at the same time.... Hahahha..... And here I was expecting an epic climax...

@Aviator.. My nigga... Njoo switch .....hahaha..
 

supu

Lister
Nairobi, 20/11/2020 1800GMT

We are sad to report that our beloved Guka has been admitted into the HDU of a city hospital following a stressful episode this morning during which he received extremely distressing and sensitive information about a close confidant and acquintance.

The information, which among others relates to the sexual orientation, gender and outlook of the acquintance has left Guka deeply distressed, traumatised, mortified and shocked. Tragically, the confidant and acquintance has over the last 6 years exploited Guka's trust and general belief in the good of humanity to extort emotional and psychological support, procure sensitive personal information, and propagate injurious falsehoods about others.

During this stressful period, we ask all Kenyalist members of goodwill to pray for Guka, and to give his family the space and privacy they require to nurse him back to health.

We further wish to advise young members of this and any other online forum to exercise circumspection and good sense when making online friends, and revealing personal information to them.

We pray that Guka will come back stronger, wiser, and braver.

STATEMENT ENDS///
I want to laugh and cry at the same time.... Hahahha..... And here I was expecting an epic climax...

@Aviator.. My nigga... Njoo switch .....hahaha..
Hadi ukatoka kwa shimo😁😁😁
I had waited for this for a looooooong time... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 

Kuda cores

Elder Lister
Nairobi, 20/11/2020 1800GMT

We are sad to report that our beloved Guka has been admitted into the HDU of a city hospital following a stressful episode this morning during which he received extremely distressing and sensitive information about a close confidant and acquintance.

The information, which among others relates to the sexual orientation, gender and outlook of the acquintance has left Guka deeply distressed, traumatised, mortified and shocked. Tragically, the confidant and acquintance has over the last 6 years exploited Guka's trust and general belief in the good of humanity to extort emotional and psychological support, procure sensitive personal information, and propagate injurious falsehoods about others.

During this stressful period, we ask all Kenyalist members of goodwill to pray for Guka, and to give his family the space and privacy they require to nurse him back to health.

We further wish to advise young members of this and any other online forum to exercise circumspection and good sense when making online friends, and revealing personal information to them.

We pray that Guka will come back stronger, wiser, and braver.

STATEMENT ENDS///
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