Covid joke No 5
- Thread starter Meria
- Start date
heheh yaani wanafuata policies za europe blindly tu
Kasaman
Elder Lister
He must talk ! Jana alisema mwalimu lazima wapimwe wasiambukize wanafuzi !
Johny walker
Senior Lister
Its impossible esp now that even private schools are full n no extra classes
Meria
Elder Lister
Govt has tested 147000 people since march
How will they test over 300k teachers in 2 weeks
Aviator
Elder Lister
This coronavirus is the strangest virus we have ever heard of.
It's very dangerous in the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it ONLY target schools, but then dies at quarantine centres which are within the same schools!!
It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at a small shop but not at big Supermarkets.
It fears where a sausages and TWO beers are sold and can't spread when you are buying beer.
It lives for two days on delivery boxes from Uganda and you must wait 48hrs to touch them but dies immediately on the deliveries from china.
It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of coffee at some fancy cafes is safe.
Curiously without any research it has been said to live on church pews & hymn books but dies in political parties gatherings & parliament like in the Jubilee meeting at KICC.
Sadly it is claimed to be spread by hair stylists, Pastors & priests, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers.
It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 15 people in funerals and weddings but knows when the 16th person shows up. So be careful if you are the 16th. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want to go to church it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need to go to the supermarket, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away.
It also seems to be most dangerous after 9pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations.
When it is found in State House or Kamukunji Police Station life continues. But if found in an apartment all MUST be quarantined! If found in Mombasa Old Town and Eastleigh, a LOCKDOWN is imposed. In Kibera despite the numbers, handshake must be respected!
WHAT an intelligent virus!!!
It's very dangerous in the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it ONLY target schools, but then dies at quarantine centres which are within the same schools!!
It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at a small shop but not at big Supermarkets.
It fears where a sausages and TWO beers are sold and can't spread when you are buying beer.
It lives for two days on delivery boxes from Uganda and you must wait 48hrs to touch them but dies immediately on the deliveries from china.
It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of coffee at some fancy cafes is safe.
Curiously without any research it has been said to live on church pews & hymn books but dies in political parties gatherings & parliament like in the Jubilee meeting at KICC.
Sadly it is claimed to be spread by hair stylists, Pastors & priests, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers.
It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 15 people in funerals and weddings but knows when the 16th person shows up. So be careful if you are the 16th. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want to go to church it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need to go to the supermarket, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away.
It also seems to be most dangerous after 9pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations.
When it is found in State House or Kamukunji Police Station life continues. But if found in an apartment all MUST be quarantined! If found in Mombasa Old Town and Eastleigh, a LOCKDOWN is imposed. In Kibera despite the numbers, handshake must be respected!
WHAT an intelligent virus!!!
Hao watu hawajakuwa tested, wanashika majamaa wanawafungia wiki mbili wanatoka ata bila kuonyeshwa what the results of their tests are.
shocks
Elder Lister
Hehehehe, does this apply to private schools only ama hata public, coz we all know there is no way public schools can have max 20 students
Melia ulipeleka content wapi, instructions ni only candidates to report not all students, najua shida yako unga inazidi kupotea kwa kibarua kama hio mradi yako haina candidates
Only sitting candidates.
Kasaman
Elder Lister
pupil in every class even in grade 1, wasiojulikana ndio wengi !Melia ulipeleka content wapi, instructions ni only candidates to report not all students, najua shida yako unga inazidi kupotea kwa kibarua kama hio mradi yako haina candidates
Najua mbona inauma Melia coz directives ni only candidates who will be allowed back to schools.
QuadroK4000
Elder Lister
I told you yesterday that... That train is never late. Ngoja utaona mpaka kamirithu herbs clinic wakifanya Covid tests using Aloe Vera and mwarobaine.
Tik tok...