President live address ongoing...

[Mwendawazimu]

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Please tufafanulie
How and where does one apply for the jobs?
How to apply for the seed capital guarantee scheme?
And how!to get the e-voucher

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Please tufafanulie
How and where does one apply for the jobs?
How to apply for the seed capital guarantee scheme?
And how!to get the e-voucher

kwanza enda Umoja mass testing.

 

[Doc oga]

So anasema 26,000 youth wametumia 10b lakini hatuambii kutoka lini Hadi lini na Kila moja analipwa ngapi?

 

[Othello]

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Hahaha....Are they buying vehicles because they need them or because of pity? This phat faced man will show us things

 

[nakujua]

Uhuru likes big numbers

big numbers keep the gullible exited. We keep preaching manifestos even after we come into the office, we forget or rather choose to forget what a manifesto is.

 

[DanM]

Life is going to become harder as we go on.

 

[Mwendawazimu]

kwanza enda Umoja mass testing.

Huko ni mbali na pahali naishi

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Billion and billions and billions....ya Wakristiano

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Billion and billions and billions....ya Wakristiano

Remix ndio hii

 

[Ubongo]

Hatuwezi kuendelea na curfew na lock down. Ugonjwa utaenea lakini tukitimiza masharti tuliyopewa tutapona. Sasa jukumu litakuwa kwa mtu binafsi kujikinga na kukinga awapendao. - Uhuru
Opening up beckoning

Na tulicheka Watanzania

 

[Ubongo]

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Hii pesa huwa inafikia Wanjiku kweli Mwalimu

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Hope the Digital equipment is part of the allocated amount otherwise why would you need ICT interns with no ICT equipment .

 

[Ubongo]

On the positive side, he has quoted Singapore, we can also make it . Kindly let's support him achieve the big 4

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Remix ndio hii

two whole minutes...of billions and billions and billions!

 

[Nattydread]

Nowadays ni kama zombie. Big4, 8-Point, Youth (???)

The handlers force-feed him some milk and get him to read a prepared speech full of big numbers and vague ideas. After that, everybody goes home and begins plotting where to eat COVID money and which angle to take to pummel Ruto and dismantle Jubilee.

Compare that bloated individual with this lean fighting machine of yore:

 

[Duke of Busia]

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This is an all out buffet for tenderpreneurstenderpreneurs and those government officials who have briefcase companies

 

[Clemens]

Kamukunji vijana wanalipwa 500 per day.

 

[Duke of Busia]

Did he just burp a hiccup when he switched to Swahili this guy ulevi taua

 

[Denis Young]

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Crimson eyes is not even trying anymore. Hii ni upuzi gani?
Is this what they have spent two months preparing. A business Ed. 10 minute presentation for a class assignement.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

This is an all out buffet for tenderpreneurstenderpreneurs and those government officials who have briefcase companies

Are these not the so-called SMEs everyone from Ndii to any amateur economists are saying should be assisted to withstand the COVID19 shocks?