500 samples tasted, 16 cases positive.

[Mwalimu-G]

Can't you for once appreciate what you voted and what majority of us abstained for a second vote sir?

Sasa my friend watu hawatawahi ongea juu walivote?

 

[Burner]

Don't worry, mchungaji amepuliza covid

 

[Nattydread]

Isn't abstaining from voting just a vote for the guys who won????

Beautiful sweep!! D material hawezi kuelewa hiyo.

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

What did we do to you to deserve this trolling? NKT. @Meria twanga hii.

I'm just encouraging you big dog.... Don't be afraid of a flu.... Follow my advice and you'll be ok

 

[Nattydread]

Remember those poor sods who were forced into quarantine after arriving at JKIA? They have become the breeding pool.

 

[Meria]

Remember those poor sods who were forced into quarantine after arriving at JKIA? They have become the breeding pool.

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."

The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"

 

[Pirate of carribean]

Let me poke some holes.
Kenya has a capacity of testing 300 per day as of now.

 

[Pamba 1]

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Chesa shini Melia.

 

[Clemens]

COVID-19 UPDATE:

Families of patients who succumb to coronavirus must bury them within 24 hours; mourners restricted to 15 - Health CAS Dr. Mwangangi.

Dr mwangangi is a sure bet by jubilee sharp and pleasing to the eyes.

 

[Pamba 1]

Itabidi mtu anunue yake. Ni kubaya bro. The number of dead is being massaged. I know at least one that was not disclosed.

You expect critical officers wa nunue?

 

[Pamba 1]

Sasa my friend watu hawatawahi ongea juu walivote?

I have to remind him na ile avatar alikuwa ameweka raila akipigiwa teargas.

 

[nakujua]

Nani atatununua masks abiria ama operators, upus, can't be handed over a mask hujui imetoka wapi?

Jama wanaweza okota masks apatie abiria, this can turn out to be a dangerous directive.

 

[Clemens]

Let me poke some holes.
Kenya has a capacity of testing 300 per day as of now.

By Kenya you mean KMTC Nairobi? Buda boss we are being tested in 47 counties, I am 5 counties away from Nairobi and we were all tested yesterday, my area has 60 officers and 18 other staffs. It was a COMPULSORY test and we were all there.

 

[Pirate of carribean]

By Kenya you mean KMTC Nairobi? Buda boss we are being tested in 47 counties, I am 5 counties away from Nairobi and we were all tested yesterday, my area has 60 officers and 18 other staffs. It was a COMPULSORY test and we were all there.

Kijana sio temperature. Temperature I do daily but up to now I haven't been tested due to the reason I have given.

 

[Ssabasajja]

Don't worry, mchungaji amepuliza covid

He defends his use of a luxury jet at the kondoo's expense of course.

 

[Clemens]

Kijana sio temperature. Temperature I do daily but up to now I haven't been tested due to the reason I have given.

You assume that I am talking about temperature? and don't call me Kijana young man, I am 5 years past the bracket, I was lastly reffered to as one 10 years ago.

 

[Pirate of carribean]

You assume that I am talking about temperature? and don't call me Kijana young man, I am 5 years past the bracket, I was lastly reffered to as one 10 years ago.

You have won, call admin to claim your prize

 

[Mwalimu-G]

You have won, call admin to claim your prize

relax man.

 

[Pirate of carribean]

relax man.

I was not willing to get into a contest

 

[Clemens]

You have won, call admin to claim your prize

Don't project your frustrations, I am not claiming any price but the current coordination by ministry of interior, education and County officials is perfect, where I am, getting fringe benefits.