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Field Marshal

Elder Lister
Sasa the other day I intimated to Meria that I have blocked two prominent listers. Tulikuwa pale Gachui kwa Jack tukikunywa WhiteKAP at 2100hrs post-kwarantine wakati msedez ya huyu jamaa ili-break down pale Rwa-Mburi karibu na Thogoto.

So mimi na ujinga yangu nikamwambia nime-block @Okiya na @It's Me Scumbag . The former because ananifuataga kama nzi ya choo yet he's my junior in everything, and the later because he's just a pain in the ass trying to show how clever he is. Now, this was information given in the strictest confidence, singetaka ileak. But guess what?

Saa hii natoka Kwa Caro pale Mabatini LA napata hawa jamaa washapatiwa 411.

Eti " Wewe kamzee ka four-wheel Wingroad double-cabin with leather seats, power-steering and air-conditioning, uminiweka-block so what do you want? Hata mboro hauwezi simamisha ni sisi utashtua?".

Jesuuu!

Meria uwachage ufala. Mtu akipata kaswende na wewe ni daktari sio lazima utangaze. Ziea kuweka siri. Unatuliza boi wangu, hata wewe unaweza angukiwa na tafash.

Sasa hawa wawili unafikiri kuna siku tunaweza saidiana vile umenilipulia? Si watapata nanyongwa na manki za pale Bomas waniache tuu hapo nikipiga nduru?

Umenichomea bro, mbaya!
 
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@Field Marshal in defence of @Meria who you are accusing of breaking confidences,I can confirm to you that he never informed me of your confidential conversation regarding your choice to press the ignore button.
I am learning that now.
If he did inform my fellow 'blockee',I have no idea.
And like you say,one chooses what to see and read here and is free to form whatever opinions he or she wishes or chooses to form.
Its a big free world.
But should I ever come across you ukinyongwa na monkey,I will not let you die. Carrying grudges is tiresome.
 
Sasa the other day I intimated to Meria that I have blocked two prominent listers. Tulikuwa pale Gachui kwa Jack tukikunywa WhiteKAP at 2100hrs post-kwarantine wakati msedez ya huyu jamaa ili-break down pale Rwa-Mburi karibu na Thogoto.

So mimi na ujinga yangu nikamwambia nime-block @Okiya na @It's Me Scumbag . The former because ananifuataga kama nzi ya choo yet he's my junior in everything, and the later because he's just a pain in the ass trying to show how clever he is. Now, this was information given in the strictest confidence, singetaka ileak. But guess what?

Saa hii natoka Kwa Caro pale Mabatini napata hawa jamaa washapatiwa 411.

Eti " Wewe kamzee ka four-wheel Wingroad double-cabin with leather seats, power-steering and air-conditioning, uminiwekablock so what you want? Hata mboro hauwezi simamisha ni sisi utashtua?".

Jesuuu!

Meria uwachage ufala. Mtu akipata kaswende na wewe ni daktari sio lazima utangaze. Unatuliza boi wangu, hata wewe unaweza angukiwa na tafash.

Sasa hawa wawili unafikiri kuna siku tunaweza saidiana? Si watapata nanyongwa na manki za pale Bomas waniache tuu hapo nikipiga nduru?

Umenichomea bro, mbaya!

... Onawe umuthi ni wameria kiura... It's going to be one hell of uncertain times. Nilikwambia juzi hakuna mtu alikusumbua ukikula boom, maybe the occasional rif-raf situations with kina Afande.

.. Sasa hapa.. It's different. Angalia ma siku zikisonga pole pole. :LOL:
 
Watu was Gachui waliniibia spare na toolbox.
Saa hii ndio Naona ile karata mlinichezea.
Tusker tatu.
Momo yelo yelo
Aiiiii
Nirudishieni box spanners hizo zingine mkae nazo
Kuna wasichana hapo hunibamba sana. Unapata ni mtoi wa landlord flani flats Nika a mia lakini kazi ni kuchana na keg 24/7. Kidogo kidogo unaskia, 'budaboss, si twende kwa ndinga nikublow unijenge kikombe?'
 
Sasa the other day I intimated to Meria that I have blocked two prominent listers. Tulikuwa pale Gachui kwa Jack tukikunywa WhiteKAP at 2100hrs post-kwarantine wakati msedez ya huyu jamaa ili-break down pale Rwa-Mburi karibu na Thogoto.

So mimi na ujinga yangu nikamwambia nime-block @Okiya na @It's Me Scumbag . The former because ananifuataga kama nzi ya choo yet he's my junior in everything, and the later because he's just a pain in the ass trying to show how clever he is. Now, this was information given in the strictest confidence, singetaka ileak. But guess what?

Saa hii natoka Kwa Caro pale Mabatini LA napata hawa jamaa washapatiwa 411.

Eti " Wewe kamzee ka four-wheel Wingroad double-cabin with leather seats, power-steering and air-conditioning, uminiweka-block so what do you want? Hata mboro hauwezi simamisha ni sisi utashtua?".

Jesuuu!

Meria uwachage ufala. Mtu akipata kaswende na wewe ni daktari sio lazima utangaze. Ziea kuweka siri. Unatuliza boi wangu, hata wewe unaweza angukiwa na tafash.

Sasa hawa wawili unafikiri kuna siku tunaweza saidiana vile umenilipulia? Si watapata nanyongwa na manki za pale Bomas waniache tuu hapo nikipiga nduru?

Umenichomea bro, mbaya!
Kuwa mshamba ni vizuri, I cunt make head nor tail of this gibberish.
 
Kuna wasichana hapo hunibamba sana. Unapata ni mtoi wa landlord flani flats Nika a mia lakini kazi ni kuchana na keg 24/7. Kidogo kidogo unaskia, 'budaboss, si twende kwa ndinga nikublow unijenge kikombe?'
You're talking of Gachui or Gachie?
Coz I have a very respectable friend from Gachui, a banker. But for some reason, she prefers Rooster cigarettes. And lives with her paros and two kids.
 
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