This is Guka - Mayouts, Kwachuni (sic!) Reality Check..............

Aviator said:
Why did you take a ⅓? Why not a tenth? Or a ½? What are the statistics of infection elsewhere that informed your ⅓?

Summary: Guka just pulled figures from his head to reassure himserof that he's not going alone.

IONs, where can I get some nice muratina? Mtungi moja.
Click to expand...
Cucu Sasa ni nini? Si nimesema we make some random assumptions so that we can do some projections? In California the gavana estimates that 56% of the people there will be infected in the next few months so I wasn't being unreasonable...
 
Field Marshal said:
Juu mnakuwanga na ujuaji mwingi sana. Ni kama Kenya ni yenu pekee....
Click to expand...
Nyinyi vile mmekwamilia izo ofisi mnataka tupate wapi kazi.. Shenzi sana... Mkiona computer mnaisha nguvu kwa magoti mnacollapse...hii corona imekuja kufagia deepstate wote from the government to the corporate world, which is mostly composed of wazee... Sande sana Yesu. Tutapata kazi sasa.
 
It's Me Scumbag said:
Hoping that basement IQ nigas still remember how to read

County Governments hotline Numbers to respond to COVID-19
COUNTY HOTLINE
1. BARINGO 0793975045/0750684644
2. BOMET 0754166677
3. BUNGOMA 0755838835/0726323112
4. BUSIA 0722434282
5. ELGEYO MARAKWET 0740800530
6. EMBU 0769167832/0682331056
7. GARISSA 0111207207/0110040836/0110040708
8. HOMABAY 0725902835
9. ISIOLO 0790635442/0738455948
10. KAJIADO 0745748891/0789336316/0758751986
11. KAKAMEGA 0720295739/0741933493
12. KERICHO
13. KIAMBU 0700820227
14. KILIFI 0793277819/0794497578/0745994244
15. KIRINYAGA 0798595559/0798595562/0780370418
16. KISII 0711179794/0725994002
17. KISUMU 07222445800
18. KITUI 0724036822
19. KWALE 0768078070
20. LAIKIPIA 0110094440/0783055343/0721799365
21. LAMU 0729515249/0722554739/0748669465/0784669465
22. MACHAKOS 254110025346
23. MAKUENI 0748273310
24. MANDERA 0771835450/0712776377/0752178839
25. MERU 0787033377
26. MIGORI 0728692843
27. MOMBASA 0758549212
28. MURANG’A 0800721800
29. NAIROBI 0800721316/0729471414/0732353535
30. NAKURU 0724320853/0722337018
31. NANDI 1548
32. NAROK 0700320773
33. NYAMIRA 0111334156
34. NYANDARUA 0793379039
35. NYERI 0717001649/0717003765
36. SAMBURU 0773451940
37. SIAYA 0800721546
38. TANA RIVER 0734480405
39. TAITA TAVETA 0734480405
40. THARAKA NITHI 1513
41. TRANSNZOIA 0759454347/0734396344
42. TURKANA 0731774597/0758722023
43. UASIN GISHU 0754027027
44. VIHIGA 0758721990
45. WAJIR 0758722008/0721282862
46. WEST POKOT 0736182216
To get more information from ministry of health about COVID-19 dial *719# or call 719.
Click to expand...

Yaani the President, his CSs and all 47 governors do not see the absurdity in issuing 48 different emergency hotlines? And these ones are only meant for Covid19, there is 112, 999 to reach the police, every police station seems to have its own phone number, Guka how about you use your profound influence and extensive connections to lobby for a single dedicated national emergency line, government response depends on speedy reporting, one line for all emergencies.
 
Field Marshal said:
Cucu Sasa ni nini? Si nimesema we make some random assumptions so that we can do some projections? In California the gavana estimates that 56% of the people there will be infected in the next few months so I wasn't being unreasonable...
Click to expand...
You remind me of a lecturer who used to formulate questions like "A small man weighing 1300kgs runs at an average speed of 230m/s over a distance of 6,800kms."

I would suggest you get the average statistics for the population infected worldwide and make your projections from there.

Also, note the difference in the meanings of the following statements:
1. 56% of people aged 19-50 are infected
2. People aged 19-50 comprise 56% of the infections.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top