AOB 20rd/12/20204

[Cortedivoire]

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Kiiritu kia Murang'a kuringwo kahaco (Sorry folks some things are untranslatable or theyy lose the soul when translated!)

 

[mzeiya]

Advantage: No creaks during the act.
Disadvantage: You might hit your head and die during the act.

 

[Cortedivoire]

Advantage: No creaks during the act.
Disadvantage: You might hit your head and die during the act.
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Hapa ukichapa big toe utalia kabla uanze

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Why did the woodcock cross the road?

 

[mzeiya]

 

[mzeiya]

@Introvert

 

[Relic Hunter]

Kiiritu kia Murang'a kuringwo kahaco (Sorry folks some things are untranslatable or theyy lose the soul when translated!)

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What's Mukomathi?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

What's Mukomathi?

Translated directly - "ground sleeper". It is a woman who disrespects herself so much that she'll lie down for a f*ck anywhere any time (and with anyone who asks). Also goes by other derogatory names like kiguna jeshi - benefactor of young men, ciirunde - one who doesn't wait to be wrestled down.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Fool can eat a thorny cactus fruit but a lemon makes him go berserk

 

[mzeiya]

Advantage: No creaks during the act.
Disadvantage: You might hit your head and die during the act.
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Someone has said, hii kitanda inakaa poa lakini haina clutch