Jambas Bloody Nose

Tiiga Waana

Elder Lister
There are those surmising that Gachagua’s duel with Jambas won’t have any long lasting repercussions.
They claim that it is just a fart in a storm or at best a tussle with a one-night-stand’s bitch claiming marital and inheritance rights.

My convictions however are different.
I posit that Gachagua knows his strengths and that destiny has endowed him with very strategic relationships that will not just give Jambas a discomfort but, for sure, a messy bloody nose.

Why is the Church murmuring and denouncing Jambas?
Dorcas is a Pastor and one of their ranks.
If Jambas get away with humiliating and embarrassing one of the “ anointed of the Lord” who knows how far he can go? Who will be next?
They have to stop him in his strides by whichever means. The pulpit being the obvious.

Gachagua also happens to have deep roots in Meru being the land of his Mother.
This is the main reason Vaite Murumes are so agitated with his impeachment.

His Wife Dorcas hails from Fort Hall where Gachagua is held in near deity status.
You cannot utter a bad word against Riggy G in Murang”a and get away with it.
Ever wondered why Didi Nyoro went ever so quiet and subdued about this whole matter?

Kiambu and Nairobi needs no mention here since their allegiance and sympathies to Riggy G are in public domain.
Juja, Githurai Kayole, Nairobi CBD, Ngara and Embakasi are Indeed Riggy G’s strongholds and bedrooms.

The point I am labouring to make is this one - Jambas has lost the whole Mountain by this malicious impeachment of Gachagua.
Uhuru bore with his insubordination and intransigence, grudgling allowing him to serve his full term.
How come and who is he to kill for the sins he was guilty off and forgiven
 
There are those surmising that Gachagua’s duel with Jambas won’t have any long lasting repercussions.
They claim that it is just a fart in a storm or at best a tussle with a one-night-stand’s bitch claiming marital and inheritance rights.

My convictions however are different.
I posit that Gachagua knows his strengths and that destiny has endowed him with very strategic relationships that will not just give Jambas a discomfort but, for sure, a messy bloody nose.

Why is the Church murmuring and denouncing Jambas?
Dorcas is a Pastor and one of their ranks.
If Jambas get away with humiliating and embarrassing one of the “ anointed of the Lord” who knows how far he can go? Who will be next?
They have to stop him in his strides by whichever means. The pulpit being the obvious.

Gachagua also happens to have deep roots in Meru being the land of his Mother.
This is the main reason Vaite Murumes are so agitated with his impeachment.

His Wife Dorcas hails from Fort Hall where Gachagua is held in near deity status.
You cannot utter a bad word against Riggy G in Murang”a and get away with it.
Ever wondered why Didi Nyoro went ever so quiet and subdued about this whole matter?

Kiambu and Nairobi needs no mention here since their allegiance and sympathies to Riggy G are in public domain.
Juja, Githurai Kayole, Nairobi CBD, Ngara and Embakasi are Indeed Riggy G’s strongholds and bedrooms.

The point I am labouring to make is this one - Jambas has lost the whole Mountain by this malicious impeachment of Gachagua.
Uhuru bore with his insubordination and intransigence, grudgling allowing him to serve his full term.
How come and who is he to kill for the sins he was guilty off and forgiven
I agree. They never expected he'd stretch it this far and thought that he'd take the popular advice - resign, escape with benefits and a chance to contest again in future. Now it has become a nightmare coz the longer it stays alive the more it is exposing the cruelty in KK for all to see. It also exposes ineptitude with the Kindiki appointment. No wonder they wanted it referred to Supreme Court so that the matter can be dispensed with as quickly as possible.

P/S And I like the way RG is dropping the juicy morsels in bits.
 
Gachagua is his own worst enemy. His next step will likely be to form a party and visit every village with a Kikuyu presence. Having realized that he has their full support, he will then approach Kalonzo with clear demands. This is where things could get complicated.

Even if Kalonzo agrees to his terms, how will they campaign in Western, Rift Valley, or Nyanza, given Gachagua’s previous remarks? The two leaders may find themselves limited to Nairobi, Ukambani, and Mt. Kenya West.

However, what we are likely to witness in Kikuyu regions during the 2027 elections is an unprecedented level of voter apathy
 
Gachagua is his own worst enemy. His next step will likely be to form a party and visit every village with a Kikuyu presence. Having realized that he has their full support, he will then approach Kalonzo with clear demands. This is where things could get complicated.

Even if Kalonzo agrees to his terms, how will they campaign in Western, Rift Valley, or Nyanza, given Gachagua’s previous remarks? The two leaders may find themselves limited to Nairobi, Ukambani, and Mt. Kenya West.

However, what we are likely to witness in Kikuyu regions during the 2027 elections is an unprecedented level of voter apathy
Utashangaa wewe. Kikuyus will wake up early, and even if a dog stands against Ruto, we will vote for the dog. Voter apathy indeed!
 
Hata ng'ombe

Ndama will be ng'ombe by 2027.
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There are those surmising that Gachagua’s duel with Jambas won’t have any long lasting repercussions.
They claim that it is just a fart in a storm or at best a tussle with a one-night-stand’s bitch claiming marital and inheritance rights.

My convictions however are different.
I posit that Gachagua knows his strengths and that destiny has endowed him with very strategic relationships that will not just give Jambas a discomfort but, for sure, a messy bloody nose.

Why is the Church murmuring and denouncing Jambas?
Dorcas is a Pastor and one of their ranks.
If Jambas get away with humiliating and embarrassing one of the “ anointed of the Lord” who knows how far he can go? Who will be next?
They have to stop him in his strides by whichever means. The pulpit being the obvious.

Gachagua also happens to have deep roots in Meru being the land of his Mother.
This is the main reason Vaite Murumes are so agitated with his impeachment.

His Wife Dorcas hails from Fort Hall where Gachagua is held in near deity status.
You cannot utter a bad word against Riggy G in Murang”a and get away with it.
Ever wondered why Didi Nyoro went ever so quiet and subdued about this whole matter?

Kiambu and Nairobi needs no mention here since their allegiance and sympathies to Riggy G are in public domain.
Juja, Githurai Kayole, Nairobi CBD, Ngara and Embakasi are Indeed Riggy G’s strongholds and bedrooms.

The point I am labouring to make is this one - Jambas has lost the whole Mountain by this malicious impeachment of Gachagua.
Uhuru bore with his insubordination and intransigence, grudgling allowing him to serve his full term.
How come and who is he to kill for the sins he was guilty off and forgiven

Senior counsel, what is to posit?
 
Gachagua is his own worst enemy. His next step will likely be to form a party and visit every village with a Kikuyu presence. Having realized that he has their full support, he will then approach Kalonzo with clear demands. This is where things could get complicated.

Even if Kalonzo agrees to his terms, how will they campaign in Western, Rift Valley, or Nyanza, given Gachagua’s previous remarks? The two leaders may find themselves limited to Nairobi, Ukambani, and Mt. Kenya West.

However, what we are likely to witness in Kikuyu regions during the 2027 elections is an unprecedented level of voter apathy
Acha kujienjoi, meru hawataki kusikia mambo ya kindiki. Every kiuk here is in disbelief of what has befallen their son of the soil. It's now clear they'd sent him there to monitor that thief from sugoi. Kitaeleweka
 
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