Make Laptops Great Again

[mzeiya]

Recently I had a PowerPoint presentation to make somehwere.

Power cables? Check.
Screen? Check.
Projector? Check.
Infrared remote? Check.
Laptop? Check.

As I was setting up, I realized that the PC I had wasn't compatible with the cables to connect to the projector. Ayayaaaa!

Now I have been thinking just how much ports have evolved with ever slimmer and less dynamic laptops as time has gone by.

Started with VGA being replaced by HDMI, next, the CD drive was made obsolete and the old reliable USB ports were in line with the latest addition being Type C which is now incorporated as a charging port. Kwanza hiyo ya USB inaudhi sana because we still use flash-disks in some ways.

I know wazee wa kijiji are thinking of the good old days of floppy disks but the transition then wasn't so quick. Just look at pic below.

Even more maddening is that we went from this...

To needing all these dongles.
Just an effing mess.

Waana mutheri mani.

Bonus ick: Having no headphones jack because everyone is into Bluetooth earpods. Nkt!

Proper TBT

 

[QuadroK4000]

 

[QuadroK4000]

@mzeiya na ujue sija Weka sound apparatus kama hii

 

[zapp_brannigan]

@mzeiya ,is this really about laptops ?

 

[QuadroK4000]

@mzeiya ,is this really about laptops ?

Violence starts early, by kesho this is expected to escalate

 

[QuadroK4000]

@mzeiya right now

 

[mzeiya]

@mzeiya right now

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Mimi ata sijaelewa what @zapp_brannigan was inferring sababu personally I don't use any Apple products.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Mimi ata sijaelewa what @zapp_brannigan was inferring sababu personally I don't use any Apple products.

Why are you kinda slowy?

 

[mzeiya]

Why are you kinda slowy?

Bring me to speed bana. Siku hizi afternoons huwa sinyiti very fast.

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Why are you kinda slowy?

I have always taken the medal of being slow but it seems we have a new winner

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Bring me to speed bana. Siku hizi afternoons huwa sinyiti very fast.

This will help then , otherwise clear cookies restart your laptop and let me know if you still have the same error .
A comprehensive troubleshooting guide can be found here

 

[mzeiya]

I have always taken the medal of being slow but it seems we have a new winner

I'm trying to look at that image and can't seem to understand anything hilarious about it. Looks like a mac with two annoying ports and all those adapters/dongles.

 

[mzeiya]

This will help then , otherwise clear cookies restart your laptop and let me know if you still have the same error .
A comprehensive troubleshooting guide can be found here
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The plot thickens, huh?
At least I know the meme since I used to irregularly watch porn before I found the Lord. Not those homemade VCR stuff @Field Marshal is gleeful about hehe

 

[zapp_brannigan]

I'm trying to look at that image and can't seem to understand anything hilarious about it. Looks like a mac with two annoying ports and all those adapters/dongles.

Have you tried the guide on the post just above your reply ?

 

[zapp_brannigan]

The plot thickens, huh?
At least I know the meme since I used to irregularly watch porn before I found the Lord. Not those homemade VCR stuff @Field Marshal is gleeful about hehe

Anyway usb c is king . Audio,video ,power ,data transfer and you can plug it in with your eyes closed .

 

[QuadroK4000]

Bring me to speed bana. Siku hizi afternoons huwa sinyiti very fast.

Kawaida ya wasee wa kina waiyaki.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Mimi ata sijaelewa what @zapp_brannigan was inferring sababu personally I don't use any Apple products.

Why dont you use simpler wordings?

How will @Mongrel understand?

 

[mzeiya]

Have you tried the guide on the post just above your reply ?

Kawaida ya wasee wa kina waiyaki.

I kif up. Life has humbled me kama ni simple jokes sielewi even with Reddit links. Ama I'm just an amateur in tech matters.

 

[QuadroK4000]

I kif up. Life has humbled me kama ni simple jokes sielewi even with Reddit links. Ama I'm just an amateur in tech matters.

Sawa... Zile dollars zako vipi?

Welcome to my hustle. Utalijua jiji

 

[mzeiya]

Anyway usb c is king . Audio,video ,power ,data transfer and you can plug it in with your eyes closed .

Hapo napo E.U. did the right thing to mandate Apple adopt it as well. Sasa nations also need to agree on power plugs and Americans to use the metric system. Can't be watching a movie while converting miles to kms and pounds to kgs.