AOB 8rd March 2020

It's Me Scumbag

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
Apparently @Pamba 1 thought he could stop reggae...

A CID officer stops at a dairy farm and talks with the old farmer who's the owner. He tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your property for illegally grown marijuana."

The old Farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there." The officer verbally explodes saying,"Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me!" Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says,"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old farmer nods politely, and goes about his chores.

Later, the old guy hears loud screams for help and sees the officer running for his life! Close behind is the farmer's huge Hybrid bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer is clearly terrified.

The old farmer immediately throws down his manure fork, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs....."YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!!

Reggae stopped for @Pamba 1 !

@Abba hii nayo ni gani,ati 'prevailing economic phenomena'? Bila lube ama?

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One of the precautions against the coronavirus is asking people not to touch their faces.
But that in itself is counterproductive coz being told not to touch your face will actually make you to do it.
See, you weren't touching your face before reading this and now you will start.
It's all in the mind.
 
It's Me Scumbag said:
Apparently @Pamba 1 thought he could stop reggae...

A CID officer stops at a dairy farm and talks with the old farmer who's the owner. He tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your property for illegally grown marijuana."

The old Farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there." The officer verbally explodes saying,"Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me!" Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says,"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old farmer nods politely, and goes about his chores.

Later, the old guy hears loud screams for help and sees the officer running for his life! Close behind is the farmer's huge Hybrid bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer is clearly terrified.

The old farmer immediately throws down his manure fork, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs....."YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!!

Reggae stopped for @Pamba 1 !

@Abba hii nayo ni gani,ati 'prevailing economic phenomena'? Bila lube ama?

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Means uchumi imezoroteka . Nice read though
 
Mawaya said:
One of the precautions against the coronavirus is asking people not to touch their faces.
But that in itself is counterproductive coz being told not to touch your face will actually make you to do it.
See, you weren't touching your face before reading this and now you will start.
It's all in the mind.
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Inkt quite true but is the case in the initial stages it becomes apparent to you, as you get used to it, you stop touching your face. Though very few can stand the test.
 
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