AOB 12st/09/20203
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Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Kahekayalet - stolen from twitter...
I once worked for a boss who knew all tricks in town,one day he sent me to do a site inspection in nyeri town,that day I drove the company's toyota hilux double cabin and I felt the world under my feet. After work I decided to pass by club ibiza & take 2 beers for the road.......
It was there I met a chiq whom we vibed and took alot of beers together, after a long conversation she managed to convince me to sleepover at her place citing it was at night and I was drunk.If I had refused that offer my late grandpa wanjala would have turned in his grave...
We left the club & hoped into the car but it couldn't start.I quickly called my boss to report the issue & he asked me "unataka kuendesha gari ukiwa mlevi?".It was then it hit me that the moti had a gps tracker and he could note it was parked outside a bar for almost four hours.
Dude made me send him a video drinking two litres of water and also standing on one foot for a minute for him to 'switch on' the vehicle. By then my new found love had vanished asking me "kumbe ata gari sio yako?" I drove back to Nairobi a very disappointed man .
I once worked for a boss who knew all tricks in town,one day he sent me to do a site inspection in nyeri town,that day I drove the company's toyota hilux double cabin and I felt the world under my feet. After work I decided to pass by club ibiza & take 2 beers for the road.......
It was there I met a chiq whom we vibed and took alot of beers together, after a long conversation she managed to convince me to sleepover at her place citing it was at night and I was drunk.If I had refused that offer my late grandpa wanjala would have turned in his grave...
We left the club & hoped into the car but it couldn't start.I quickly called my boss to report the issue & he asked me "unataka kuendesha gari ukiwa mlevi?".It was then it hit me that the moti had a gps tracker and he could note it was parked outside a bar for almost four hours.
Dude made me send him a video drinking two litres of water and also standing on one foot for a minute for him to 'switch on' the vehicle. By then my new found love had vanished asking me "kumbe ata gari sio yako?" I drove back to Nairobi a very disappointed man .
Tiiga Waana
Elder Lister
Any of these would make a great film as far as I am concerned:
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upepo
Elder Lister
Pin ya location to enable me dispatch my man on the ground. Ako hapo Dagoretti sio mbali.
Purple Lord
Senior Lister
He looks like Kanye West thousands of light years from a Kardashian
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Kasaman
Elder Lister
Volcano !