Different Kinds of Uber Drivers

[The.Black.Templar]

1. The chatter box, who cannot seem to get the hint hutaki kuongea
2. The perpetual complainers about everything
3. The timid driver who is constantly scared of other drivers and keeps making reckless mistakes on the road
4. The constantly broke ones who cannot accept card payments or has to ask you to pay first ndio anunue ngata
5. The mjuaji who tells you things that are not true

Ongezeeni wengine

 

[mzeiya]

Ongezeeni wengine

Number 4 are annoying AF! Good thing Bolt always responds quickly. Wengine ni wale wa kuweka Classic 105 banange. BT headphones always come in handy though

 

[Nattydread]

Looks like @The.Black.Templar finally hailed a cab...

 

[Okiya]

6. The one who constantly makes you apply imaginary brakes while seated at the codrivers seat.

 

[supu]

1. The chatter box, who cannot seem to get the hint hutaki kuongea
2. The perpetual complainers about everything
3. The timid driver who is constantly scared of other drivers and keeps making reckless mistakes on the road
4. The constantly broke ones who cannot accept card payments or has to ask you to pay first ndio anunue ngata
5. The mjuaji who tells you things that are not true

Ongezeeni wengine

no. 2....

 

[Mwalimu-G]

no. 2....

2. The perpetual complainers about everything

Are you not talking about most Kenyans...espewcially K-Listers?

 

[supu]

Are you not talking about most Kenyans...espewcially K-Listers?

hahaha....if the boot fits i guess...

howdy mwalimu!!!

 

[mzeiya]

espewcially K-Listers?

Complaining ≠stating the reality. Also, fuak BBI

 

[Mwalimu-G]

hahaha....if the boot fits i guess...

howdy mwalimu!!!

very good madam. you?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Also, fuak BBI

Sasa hii imekujia wapi? Au ni whiners' flavor of the month?

 

[Johny walker]

The very effective ones.seems like they graduated from the matatus.Kuna mmoja who saved me kuachwa na sgr.nigga was overlapping bila kuogopa karao.hao machinku bana hakunanga ata kugoja 1 min

 

[Mwalimu-G]

The very effective ones.seems like they graduated from the matatus.Kuna mmoja who saved me kuachwa na sgr.nigga was overlapping bila kuogopa karao.hao machinku bana hakunanga ata kugoja 1 min

imagine you were the driver in the other cars being overlapped...

 

[Johny walker]

imagine you were the driver in the other cars being overlapped...

I am even right now.i know sio kupenda kwao

 

[Mwendawazimu]

Wacha nicancel request unipee cash,sawa?

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Wacha nicancel request unipee cash,sawa?

Haha, hapa ni kukataa

 

[shocks]

The retiree driver who lives in Ruiru and masaa yake ya kufunga kazi 5 (government retiree) unamwita unataka aku drop Ngong.
All the way there atakuwa akikwambia na kijana wewe unaishi mbali sana

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Na pia kuna the therapist drivers, wale wa kupeana advice that you have not asked for!

 

[MbitikaZetu]

The politician driver who will be updating you on all the political happenings in the country.

 

[Syndicate]

Kuna guks driver alinibeba from downtown to Embakasi....wueh will never repeat that... Otherwise fuak BBI

 

[Clemens]

Cunning driver, using roads that are offroute, I cancelled the drive and told him to drop me by the road shoulder, paid the minimum and hailed another cab.