Putthy whipped

Karma_mama said:
Scenario : we are out shopping, I need both my hands to browse through the clothes. Why would you not hold it for me?
Scenario : I am getting out of the car, you open the door, take my bag so I can get out... Its only a few steps to the house, why would you hand it back instead of bringing it in?
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Scenario 3: Tuko mahali private na my bae @Field Marshal. Imagine apate ereckshen mbaya zaidi haiwezi ngoja tufike home...
Si itabidi ashikilie handbag ndio nimpee BJ?
Otherwise how can I juggle holding my handbag, licking his balls and ensuring he maintains the boner?
 
A few Sundays ago after church was over, the wife went to pick Mzeiya Jr. from Sunday school and on her way back realized he needed a diaper change and a snack. Sasa mimi I wanna go banter with the jamaaz kwa parking lot but here she had left me with a wa feminine-looking water bottle and her handbag which had her phone so sijui nini inaendelea huko nje..

Almost 15 minutes later, the church is almost empty hadi pastor akakuja kuniuliza if I needed someone to talk with or pray together.

Eh yawa. I had two options... Either leave her handbag there or carry it as I look for them buana.
 
mzeiya said:
A few Sundays ago after church was over, the wife went to pick Mzeiya Jr. from Sunday school and on her way back realized he needed a diaper change and a snack. Sasa mimi I wanna go banter with the jamaaz kwa parking lot but here she had left me with a wa feminine-looking water bottle and her handbag which had her phone so sijui nini inaendelea huko nje..

Almost 15 minutes later, the church is almost empty hadi pastor akakuja kuniuliza if I needed someone to talk with or pray together.

Eh yawa. I had two options... Either leave her handbag there or carry it as I look for them buana.
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Bro.. Where is this church?
 
Tiiga Waana said:
Scenario 3: Tuko mahali private na my bae @Field Marshal. Imagine apate ereckshen mbaya zaidi haiwezi ngoja tufike home...
Si itabidi ashikilie handbag ndio nimpee BJ?
Otherwise how can I juggle holding my handbag, licking his balls and ensuring he maintains the boner?
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Holy hell. If I were @fieldmarshal, I would carry that handbag for the next 15 days hoping I get another one. That's how "hard" life is for some senyetors 😂
 
Tiiga Waana said:
Scenario 3: Tuko mahali private na my bae @Field Marshal. Imagine apate ereckshen mbaya zaidi haiwezi ngoja tufike home...
Si itabidi ashikilie handbag ndio nimpee BJ?
Otherwise how can I juggle holding my handbag, licking his balls and ensuring he maintains the boner?
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This requires a special mention here and in after life. A reedi who will never let an election (boner) get away in veins. Ndeiyans, are you waiting for the whistle?
 
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