First,
akachoshwa kubebeshwa nyakula inakaa ndesho na sonko wake Muarabu.
Kisha, Muarabu kuona madharau imeanza kuwa mutual, akapatiwa the oldest msedes in the yard afanye squadi za illegal routes between garsen and Ras Kamboni.
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Not only do shabaabs lurk in that locality but the 'walking tetanus' ilikuwa na license mwisho Mzee Jomo bado akiwa plezdent wa hii nchi na believe it or not, it can run on a special mixture of kerosene, discarded oil and methylated spirit.
Mzee wa kijiji
@Meria huyooo akaamua amechoshwa ya kutosha na kapata ajira pale Czech Republic to transport motokaas across the Balkans.
But as fate would have it, mkono wa Meria Mata ulikuwa ushazoea turela imejaa matatizo hadi steering wheel ilikuwa ngumu kuipindua kama vile kusonga sima pale Kodiaga GK Prison for 500 kiriminos. Ah! Sasa pale kajipata taabani ku-handle mashini mpya iliyo na cruise control, power steering wheel and telematics.
Kosa likatendeka siku ya pili kazini...
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Sasa hivi jamaa anajaribu vile atarudi huku barani Afrika through the Mediterranean Sea akiwa amefichwa na connoisseur wetu wa East European babes aka
@emali somewhere in Sarajevo.
Despite all that, he can't wait to land in Kilifi to do what he does best after mnazi has hit medulla oblongata..
