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- Thread starter Mwalimu-G
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Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
A Superman "flying sex" story...
…Inside was a very distressed middle-aged man dressed as Superman. He had climbed onto the wardrobe to jump onto the bed, but the top of it wasn’t very strong and had collapsed, trapping him inside. Both parties were released and the firemen departed laughing.
THE END
…Inside was a very distressed middle-aged man dressed as Superman. He had climbed onto the wardrobe to jump onto the bed, but the top of it wasn’t very strong and had collapsed, trapping him inside. Both parties were released and the firemen departed laughing.
THE END
Tiiga Waana
Elder Lister
Can I poke some whole into this story as interesting as it is @Mwalimu-G?
In England if you ever call for the Ambulance or Fire Brigade, the Police always without fail shows up to smell about for any crimes or arson as to the cause.
And they normally leave no stones unturned. You can imagine the type of questions the Superman had to answer to the Old Bill.
Aviator
Elder Lister
Are you new here?
Just FYI, we do not allow facts to get in the way of a good story
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Facts or not the story was too sweet to be left unshared.
mzeiya
Elder Lister
But this tale which is very factual isn't based in the UK, but rather the US with a lot of collaboration from present tweeps.
Tiiga Waana
Elder Lister
I was under the impression that it happened in Soho, which is a locale in London known for all kinds of sexual escapades, more especially the gay ones.
There is a also a Soho in America.
Kasaman
Elder Lister
otherwise it's stale tasteless , that's why jungus up there have to visit Africa where reality is real and nature never spare any creature !
Aviator
Elder Lister
That's a place I would love to visit and witness to the people Who are known for all kinds of sexual escapades, more especially the gay ones.
You would be majorly disappointed. Soho, is just a normal place and most debauchery goes behind closed doors. The most “out” there thing you would see is “ model available” You are better off going to Amsterdam where at-least models display on the window. Halafu, those models are expensive in Kenyan terms.
Aviator
Elder Lister
In short, nizoee tu kienyenji wa hapa wa 150?
Tiiga Waana
Elder Lister
Consider this an official invitation for you, @Aviator, to come and visit Soho, London, as my guest at a time of your choosing, availability or convenience.
I promise to direct you there and then it will be up to you to patronise the Gay Pubs and Joints for rendezvous or Gay Swings or whatever takes your fancy.
All that remains for you to do is get a KQ 101 ticket. Let me know whether you will be taking my offer @Aviator.