This is Guka - Msimamo Wangu....

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
It is the late George Saitoti who said, in mathematical English, that 'there come a time'.

For me that time has come. I have made my calculus and come to a conclusion; I have to declare my stand as far as the coming elections are concerned, and hopefully win one or two of you to my side in doing so.

But before I make my declaration, let me say this.

As an older, fairly well-educated person, I have great hopes for my country. We have all it takes to take off as a country, and indications are that we starting to do things right. Our Judiciary, long the weakest link in governance, is waking up from it's slumber.

Our road infrastructure has improved tremendously, and almost 90 per cent of households are connected to electricity. Our Internet is among the best in the world, and our young people are well-educated.

Despite all our ethnic and governance problems, especially corruption, we remain a beacon of stability and democracy in sub-Saharan Africa.

Which brings me to the forthcoming election.

I fervently believe that whichever side wins, Kenya will win. Both DP William Ruto and his erstwhile competitor, Raila Odinga, are great patriots who will want to make a difference and prove a point. They will work for this country. This bonds well for Kenya. We can only move ahead. I wish them both well.

Having said this, I Field Marshal CouchP have only one vote. It is a vote that I hold dear, and which I don't give easily.

After great consideration and deep reflection, I hereby disclose that I, The Oracle of Ndeiya, a pureblood Mugachiku wa Mbari ya Waweru, cut and circumcised at Kieni on the foothills of the Aberdares, will on the August of 9 be voting as my president the very Rt Hon. Raila Amolo Odinga.

I mention my ethnicity and rites of passage not because they matter much, but to emphasize that I am one of those progressives who do not consider these matters to be of any importance as far as the choice of a leader is concerned.

I hope my candidate will emerge victorious, but whoever wins I pray my beloved Kenya emerges stronger and more prosperous. I have no other country, no other mother.

I ask you to vote wisely and peacefully, and may the best candidate win.

Field Marshal CouchP
Patriot. Seer. Pureblood. The Oracle of Ndeiya.
 
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It is the late George Saitoti who said, in mathematical English, that 'there come a time'.

For me that time has come. I have made my calculus and come to a conclusion; I have to declare my stand as far as the coming elections are concerned, and hopefully win one or two of you to my side in doing so.

But before I make my declaration, let me say this.

As an older, fairly well-educated person, I have great hopes for my country. We have all it takes to take off as a country, and indications are that we starting to do things right. Our Judiciary, long the weakest link in governance, is waking up from it's slumber.

Our road infrastructure has improved tremendously, and almost 90 per cent of households are connected to electricity. Our Internet is among the best in the world, and our young people are well-educated.

Despite all our ethnic and governance problems, especially corruption, we remain a beacon of stability and democracy in sub-Saharan Africa.

Which brings me to the forthcoming election.

I fervently believe that whichever side wins, Kenya will win. Both DP William Ruto and his erstwhile competitor, Raila Odinga, are great patriots who will want to make a difference and prove a point. They will work for this country. This bonds well for Kenya. We can only move ahead. I wish them both well.

Having said this, I Field Marshal CouchP have only one vote. It is a vote that I hold dear, and which I don't give easily.

After great consideration and deep reflection, I hereby disclose that I, The Oracle of Ndeiya, a pureblood Mugachiku wa Mbari ya Waweru, cut and circumcised at Kieni on the foothills of the Aberdares, will on the August of 9 be voting as my president the very Rt Hon. Raila Amolo Odinga.

I mention my ethnicity and rites of passage not because they matter much, but to emphasize that I am one of those progressives who do not consider these matters to be of any importance as far as the choice of a leader is concerned.

I hope my candidate will emerge victorious, but whoever wins I pray my beloved Kenya emerges stronger and more prosperous. I have no other country, no other mother.

I ask you to vote wisely and peacefully, and may the best candidate win.

Field Marshal CouchP
Patriot. Seer. Pureblood. The Oracle of Ndeiya.

That's the right choice sir. I'm encouraging a huge turnout for Baba hapa Kiambu township.
 
It is the late George Saitoti who said, in mathematical English, that 'there come a time'.

For me that time has come. I have made my calculus and come to a conclusion; I have to declare my stand as far as the coming elections are concerned, and hopefully win one or two of you to my side in doing so.

But before I make my declaration, let me say this.

As an older, fairly well-educated person, I have great hopes for my country. We have all it takes to take off as a country, and indications are that we starting to do things right. Our Judiciary, long the weakest link in governance, is waking up from it's slumber.

Our road infrastructure has improved tremendously, and almost 90 per cent of households are connected to electricity. Our Internet is among the best in the world, and our young people are well-educated.

Despite all our ethnic and governance problems, especially corruption, we remain a beacon of stability and democracy in sub-Saharan Africa.

Which brings me to the forthcoming election.

I fervently believe that whichever side wins, Kenya will win. Both DP William Ruto and his erstwhile competitor, Raila Odinga, are great patriots who will want to make a difference and prove a point. They will work for this country. This bonds well for Kenya. We can only move ahead. I wish them both well.

Having said this, I Field Marshal CouchP have only one vote. It is a vote that I hold dear, and which I don't give easily.

After great consideration and deep reflection, I hereby disclose that I, The Oracle of Ndeiya, a pureblood Mugachiku wa Mbari ya Waweru, cut and circumcised at Kieni on the foothills of the Aberdares, will on the August of 9 be voting as my president the very Rt Hon. Raila Amolo Odinga.

I mention my ethnicity and rites of passage not because they matter much, but to emphasize that I am one of those progressives who do not consider these matters to be of any importance as far as the choice of a leader is concerned.

I hope my candidate will emerge victorious, but whoever wins I pray my beloved Kenya emerges stronger and more prosperous. I have no other country, no other mother.

I ask you to vote wisely and peacefully, and may the best candidate win.

Field Marshal CouchP
Patriot. Seer. Pureblood. The Oracle of Ndeiya.
As for me
President......Dr Ruto
Governor........Sakaja
Senator........ UDA
MP. .........UDA
W.Rep. .........UDA
MCA ............ UDA
They should all come for my vote ,wajiwekee, Mine is no secret ballot
 
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Some morons from River Road always whine that their substandard goods were banned and burnt. Those idiots sold me substandard power extension cords that fried my TV, music system and almost caused a fire. Those idiots cause countless fires and losses because they sell fake cables and target brands such as East African Cables and Coast Cables. Mtu anaharibu mjengo Yako just for greed! That's economic sabotage? Zichomwe Kabisa!

Don't get me started on the sob story about crackdowns on cheap alcohol. Alcohol has damaged our society. We are wasting too many young people on this menace. Kwani how important are your profits? Why should we allow any person to profit by enslaving the society to a cheap addiction. Why should we even allow cheap betting?

Laws are not suggestions!
 
How can this happen?
A substandard extension doesn't have the capacity to burn anything. Invest in a small UPS and you'll be sorted.

That said, I support crackdown on fakes and prosecution of the fakers.

Fuse ilikuwa fake pia. That coupled with Incompetence ya Kenya power na
landlord ...
 
It is the late George Saitoti who said, in mathematical English, that 'there come a time'.

For me that time has come. I have made my calculus and come to a conclusion; I have to declare my stand as far as the coming elections are concerned, and hopefully win one or two of you to my side in doing so.

But before I make my declaration, let me say this.

As an older, fairly well-educated person, I have great hopes for my country. We have all it takes to take off as a country, and indications are that we starting to do things right. Our Judiciary, long the weakest link in governance, is waking up from it's slumber.

Our road infrastructure has improved tremendously, and almost 90 per cent of households are connected to electricity. Our Internet is among the best in the world, and our young people are well-educated.

Despite all our ethnic and governance problems, especially corruption, we remain a beacon of stability and democracy in sub-Saharan Africa.

Which brings me to the forthcoming election.

I fervently believe that whichever side wins, Kenya will win. Both DP William Ruto and his erstwhile competitor, Raila Odinga, are great patriots who will want to make a difference and prove a point. They will work for this country. This bonds well for Kenya. We can only move ahead. I wish them both well.

Having said this, I Field Marshal CouchP have only one vote. It is a vote that I hold dear, and which I don't give easily.

After great consideration and deep reflection, I hereby disclose that I, The Oracle of Ndeiya, a pureblood Mugachiku wa Mbari ya Waweru, cut and circumcised at Kieni on the foothills of the Aberdares, will on the August of 9 be voting as my president the very Rt Hon. Raila Amolo Odinga.

I mention my ethnicity and rites of passage not because they matter much, but to emphasize that I am one of those progressives who do not consider these matters to be of any importance as far as the choice of a leader is concerned.

I hope my candidate will emerge victorious, but whoever wins I pray my beloved Kenya emerges stronger and more prosperous. I have no other country, no other mother.

I ask you to vote wisely and peacefully, and may the best candidate win.

Field Marshal CouchP
Patriot. Seer. Pureblood. The Oracle of Ndeiya.

Viva RAILA
 
As for me
President......Dr Ruto
Governor........Sakaja
Senator........ UDA
MP. .........UDA
W.Rep. .........UDA
MCA ............ UDA
They should all come for my vote ,wajiwekee, Mine is no secret ballot
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Sasa endorsement ya mkenya ka wewe ndio inakufanya ukasirike adi unadislike? Imagine huyo JS doesn't even know you exist na unatukasirikia ju yake
 
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