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Moi lived over 100 na Gidi said it, Moi hakuwa anachekesha nyama.
Then unaona mtu anakuambia ati nyama ni mbaya nyef nyef nyef
Ukiskiza hawa madaktari utaambiwa ukule spinach na carrot na waru moja pekee then maji glass 8 daily. No nyama, no beer, no tea, no biscuits.
 
Internet said:
Moi lived over 100 na Gidi said it, Moi hakuwa anachekesha nyama.
Then unaona mtu anakuambia ati nyama ni mbaya nyef nyef nyef
Ukiskiza hawa madaktari utaambiwa ukule spinach na carrot na waru moja pekee then maji glass 8 daily. No nyama, no beer, no tea, no biscuits.
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As far as I'm concerned, life with no nyama and alcohol is not worth living.
And who wants to live to be 95 anyway?
Kazi ni kushinda hospitali na kusumbua watu.
If I live to see my youngest child hit 18, I'm ready to check out!
.... which leaves me around ten years to hit as much poosy as possible.... kikikikkkk....
 
Kabuda said:
As far as I'm concerned, life with no nyama and alcohol is not worth living.
And who wants to live to be 95 anyway?
Kazi ni kushinda hospitali na kusumbua watu.
If I live to see my youngest child hit 18, I'm ready to check out!
.... which leaves me around ten years to hit as much poosy as possible.... kikikikkkk....
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Imagine ujinyime malaya, ujinyime drugs, ujinyime maisha ya kuuza madawa etc all the fun things in life then as if that is not enough ujinyime nyama na pombe. Maisha gani hiyo
Mimi nyama nitakula hadi ziishe au nifungwe jela. Beer ndio nimezipea break but niko karibu kuzirudia
 
Kabuda said:
As far as I'm concerned, life with no nyama and alcohol is not worth living.
And who wants to live to be 95 anyway?
Kazi ni kushinda hospitali na kusumbua watu.
If I live to see my youngest child hit 18, I'm ready to check out!
.... which leaves me around ten years to hit as much poosy as possible.... kikikikkkk....
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65-70 is the ideal check out time, still strong and have full control of your faculties.
 
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Internet said:
Moi lived over 100 na Gidi said it, Moi hakuwa anachekesha nyama.
Then unaona mtu anakuambia ati nyama ni mbaya nyef nyef nyef
Ukiskiza hawa madaktari utaambiwa ukule spinach na carrot na waru moja pekee then maji glass 8 daily. No nyama, no beer, no tea, no biscuits.
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That's not living, you are then even better of dead.
As kafuda says what's the point of denying yourself good food and fun so that you live to a miserable old age dependent on others for the basic bodily functions?
Nikifikisha 70 kama couchwaru I will be more than glad to log out.
 
Mawaya said:
That's not living, you are then even better of dead.
As kafuda says what's the point of denying yourself good food and fun so that you live to a miserable old age dependent on others for the basic bodily functions?
Nikifikisha 70 kama couchwaru I will be more than glad to log out.
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Unafaa ufikishe 92
 
The kind of braggadoccio here... Ati you do not fear death coz you think that at 36and a quarter years,you are too young to die.
I got news for you,you might just wake dead tomorrow.
Leave death manenos to the Grim Reaper. He is the only one who know when he will come to collect your soul.

In the meantime: Party like there is no tomorrow.
 
Pamba 1 said:
Unatumalizia oxygen na kuongeza competition kwa tu kunguru, mimi 60 years niko sawa nitakua nimemaliza kusomesha apart from tu kunguru na saa hio nimefanya versectomy, kwa mazishi wakuje na kelele lakini wanatoka bure, kwa will hawako.
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So you know exactly when you will meet death? Time and place... Lucky you.
Mi nitangoja mpaka nikufe...
 
Pamba 1 said:
Unatumalizia oxygen na kuongeza competition kwa tu kunguru, mimi 60 years niko sawa nitakua nimemaliza kusomesha apart from tu kunguru na saa hio nimefanya versectomy, kwa mazishi wakuje na kelele lakini wanatoka bure, kwa will hawako.
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Ofisa, plant more trees - real trees, siyo hiyo kitu yako inaninginia hapo - and the oxygen won't get finished..............
 
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