Joke of the day

[Kabuda]

Why did the Luhyia man wear two pairs of trousers to work?
Because he was running late!...


Kikikikkkk!!....
Kikikikkkk!!!!!!....,

 

[Cortedivoire]

 

[Field Marshal]

Why did the Luhyia man wear two pairs of trousers to work?
Because he was running late!...


Kikikikkkk!!....
Kikikikkkk!!!!!!....,

He he he he! Why does a Luhya man keep two chickens? Moja ya kula na ingine ya kukula................

Kabuda, in memory of the late Kamaa tuma ma-pauds nisherekee kifo ya dikteta................

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Hiyo ya Kabuda sikushika...where's @Abba when you need him?

 

[Kabuda]

Hiyo ya Kabuda sikushika...where's @Abba when you need him?

Hauwezi niambia ati hujawai vaa suruali mbili ama kuweka kitabu inside the back of your shirts to cushion the pain from caning.
In primary school I had a special pair of jeans shorts nilkuwa navaa under my uniform mwalimu akinichapa siskii kitu.

Anyway, explaining a joke is like having a condom on during sex; it takes away the fun in it.

 

[Kabuda]

He he he he! Why does a Luhya man keep two chickens? Moja ya kula na ingine ya kukula................

Kabuda, in memory of the late Kamaa tuma ma-pauds nisherekee kifo ya dikteta................

Nitatuma Davy.
Hii mwaka nikikuja lazima tuonane.

 

[Kabuda]

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Niaje jamaa wa cyber?

 

[Field Marshal]

Nitatuma Davy.
Hii mwaka nikikuja lazima tuonane.

Davy kwanza amenijenga WhiteKAP mbili this weekend.........do you have his namba ama ni kiherehere tu nikutumie?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Hiyo ya Kabuda sikushika...where's @Abba when you need him?

We also have @zapp_brannigan in the same kamati

 

[zapp_brannigan]

We also have @zapp_brannigan in the same kamati

Kamati gani tena ?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Kamati gani tena ?

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