Mzee Moi

[zapp_brannigan]

Alipitia hapo shags Gatundu( Now Gatundu South) ,promised that the road would be fixed .SS Mehta akaleta machines a week later , fixed some potholes kama 4 Km then disappeared .


Nikiwa primary maziwa ya nyayo ililetwa class 6 tukaambiwa we go and pick kwa gate .Some boys wakaficha maziwa busy ndio ilifika staffroom .
Vijana tulipata beating proper .

 

[Pseudonyms]

Old internet jokes kama za kabuda.

Wee ndigithia ûngui.

Or in kiswahili, wapi zako mpya?

 

[Mawaya]

Wee ndigithia ûngui.

Or in kiswahili, wapi zako mpya?

Enda kalale faga, kama ni joke mzee unataka niseme ni mpya?

 

[thesavage]

Even in his retirement the fella was not mean, contrary to popular opinion

 

[Ssabasajja]

Kimumunya maheadmistress then next week anatuma scania mpya kwa hio shule. Case scenario Naivasha girls' old school bus.

He favored mostly girl schools.

 

[Ssabasajja]

Mumesahau Catherine Kasavuli na Pepe Kalee why he was a persona non gratta in KE

It was Kanda Bongoman in 1991.

 

[Pakashume]

If you have to regurgitate a rumour at least have the decency to get your facts right.

Noted but atleast i drove the point home.....its not like i will get a reward for stating it right....am sure you are now a 5 star general with your facts that seem so right!!

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Noted but atleast i drove the point home.....its not like i will get a reward for stating it right....am sure you are now a 5 star general with your facts that seem so right!!

your sarcasm falls flat. hungeenda hapo.

 

[Pakashume]

your sarcasm falls flat. hungeenda hapo.

Does it really matter???

 

[Mayekeke]

When in class 3, we were playing football after classes, Moi was visiting Saitoti who lived opposite our school, the president called us na akatuuliza, vijana mnasoma kwa nguvu na kama tunapatiwa Maziwa ya Nyayo kila wiki, he then told his bodyguard to give us 3 packets of Orbit chewing gum.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Does it really matter???

No, it doesn't. Have a good day.

 

[Mawaya]

When in class 3, we were playing football after classes, Moi was visiting Saitoti who lived opposite our school, the president called us na akatuuliza, vijana mnasoma kwa nguvu na kama tunapatiwa Maziwa ya Nyayo kila wiki, he then told his bodyguard to give us 3 packets of Orbit chewing gum.

Yes, those orbits, he used to travel with him boxes of them.
There was a time he stopped at our shopping center and my elder sister got two packets.

 

[kijanamrefu]

Yes, those orbits, he used to travel with him boxes of them.
There was a time he stopped at our shopping center and my elder sister got two packets.

Hehehe. True drug-lord style. Sounds like Escobars escapades.