So yesterday pavilion kitengela had claimed to host 2 popular musicians , well none showed up by the time we left the joint at 8PM. Afew months ago they hosted major and trio Mio. Those guys showed up at 7.30, and performed for less than 20 minutes... And this was after curfew hours ...patrons had been waiting from 2PM. Stop misleading your clients
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Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
The Stowaway…
November 6, 2021
A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
“You have so much to live for,” said the sailor. “Look, I’m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy.”
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
“What are you doing here?” asked the captain.
“I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she replied. “He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he’s screwing me.”
“He certainly is,” replied the captain. “This is the Staten Island Ferry.”
November 6, 2021
A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
“You have so much to live for,” said the sailor. “Look, I’m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy.”
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
“What are you doing here?” asked the captain.
“I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she replied. “He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he’s screwing me.”
“He certainly is,” replied the captain. “This is the Staten Island Ferry.”
mzeiya
Elder Lister
Pole sana @OP.
Talk to this kijiji's lawyer @Ngimanene na Muchere and he might just help you sue the management of that club
Talk to this kijiji's lawyer @Ngimanene na Muchere and he might just help you sue the management of that club
It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
Stannis Baratheon
Elder Lister
You wouldn't have those problems at Pyasa lounge.
It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
In which case the vayolens is fully deserved.
Jug
Elder Lister
Mimi iko na swali, hehe ndio unaland kwa lounge za vumbistan leo, ii ujinga imekuwa since enzi za nyayo. Ukiona hizo posta jipeshughuli unless uingie kwa ma local huko ndio watu huenda na masaa
Cazorla
Senior Lister
Next time chukua namba ya waitress. Kaa kwa base ya jaba. Utashowiwa Celeb akifika tema uingie
Bush hopper
Lister
This is that ktalk pauper @King Robert baratheon
Stannis Baratheon
Elder Lister
Some do perform for a reasonable amount of time eg otile, kidum. But now I know better