Fellas lets have a laugh.

Had an acquaintance Campo girl, met at a party one evening tukaongea kiasi then as we were leaving asubuhi akani invite lunch in her room.
Bought a 2 litre soda then akaniwekea some vids to be watching as she finishes cooking, most of those were raunchy as hell, zile brazil festivals with naked ladies.....
Nikajua hapa ni kukula lunch na kukula mtu
Halfway through lunch a guy knocks the door, dame akafungua jamaa akaingia wakaanza kuitana babes.
Finished lunch nikachomoka with the remainder of the soda. Met her a few times later but that story was never revisited
 
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Aviator said:
Punguza konyagi afisaa. Kymnjoro isn't kamnjoro.
Na ulete hekaya ya wahabeshi.
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shocks said:
Had an acquaintance Campo girl, met at a party one evening tukaongea kiasi then as we were leaving asubuhi akani invite lunch in her room.
Bought a 2 litre soda then akaniwekea some vids to be watching as she finishes cooking, most of those were raunchy as hell, zile brazil festivals with maked ladies.....
Nikajua hapa ni kukula lunch na kukula mtu
Halfway through lunch a guy knocks the door, dame akafungua jamaa akaingia wakaanza kuitana babes.
Finished lunch nikachomoka with the remainder of the soda. Met her a few times later but that story was never revisited
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Uyo alipigiwa simu na neighbours ati uko kwa room, so he came to mark territory
 
Back in the day, soon after Form 6, I was living in D with a butcher kazin in phase fae in a single room. I had run away from my comfortable home to enjoy freedom. Kulikuwa na bar zinaitwa Customers and Tupendane. D was then new. I was totally in love with a fellow village gal from Ndeiya called Njeri. Most gorgeous little piece of ass I ever saw. She never allowed me to touch her prolly coz I didn't have game. One afternoon I went back to our room and found my kazin, 10years older, inside Njeri. I was so heart-broken I took off for three days. The other day I attended a funeral and met my crush looking like she had had a crash with an SGR train. She got married and is now actually a grandma. Nikajua hata mimi nimechapa because that's life. But her two daughters, well, those SINGO mathas are fine. Pengine ilikua mpango wa mungu to set me up in my old age...
 
One time pale Deira ka weekend hivi nmeboeka mtaani, ka whatsapp kakaingia. Kuchek ni Akinyi anadai nimtembelee, hapo nkajua lazima moshi ionekane.

Mimi na kiherehere yangu nkapitia pale pizza inn na kukwachu ile pizza large (Akinyi's favourite) na mzinga ya pepsi na kudandia taxi. Kufika kwake napata ma timberland mbichi size ka 11 zimepakiwa hapo nje kwa mlango. Before kuknock nkaskia mujamaa anaongea with a heavy nigerian accent akidai apewe kama ile siku nyengine. So prince Oga alikuwa amefika mbele yangu.

Wueh! Ilibidi mimi na pizza plus mzinga yangu turudi kwetu. Maboy wangu ndo walibaki wamejibamba. That was the last time I ever discussed mucakwe matters na Akinyi though alinifuata fuata sana
 
Kush Yule Mnono said:
One time pale Deira ka weekend hivi nmeboeka mtaani, ka whatsapp kakaingia. Kuchek ni Akinyi anadai nimtembelee, hapo nkajua lazima moshi ionekane.

Mimi na kiherehere yangu nkapitia pale pizza inn na kukwachu ile pizza large (Akinyi's favourite) na mzinga ya pepsi na kudandia taxi. Kufika kwake napata ma timberland mbichi size ka 11 zimepakiwa hapo nje kwa mlango. Before kuknock nkaskia mujamaa anaongea with a heavy nigerian accent akidai apewe kama ile siku nyengine. So prince Oga alikuwa amefika mbele yangu.

Wueh! Ilibidi mimi na pizza plus mzinga yangu turudi kwetu. Maboy wangu ndo walibaki wamejibamba. That was the last time I ever discussed mucakwe matters na Akinyi though alinifuata fuata sana
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I will not say anything more but I do not know who is telling the truth or who stole a story...or embellishing one

 
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