Some Found This Humorous

[It's Me Scumbag]

 

[Meria]

Maji moto iwekwe kahawa nilipe mia tano???
hio bei as @Cortedivoire knows inalipa viitu nyingi sana Mlolongo

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Jana nilitisha kuulizia samosa za java nikaambiwa moja ni 230.

Nilikunja mkia nikatoka nikaenda next door to naivas

 

[kingolonde]

Walahi hii ni bill ya kahawa, (tungu, tamu ama mix) na mahari mwaka mzima pale kwa Hamisi, Ganjoni.

 

[kingolonde]

Jana nilitisha kuulizia samosa za java nikaambiwa moja ni 230.

Nilikunja mkia nikatoka nikaenda next door to naivas

Tafuta penye offer, kama za Tissue!

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Tafuta penye offer, kama za Tissue!

Sijawai skia offer za samosa, na ukiskia jua unapewa kapussy

 

[Cortedivoire]

Maji moto iwekwe kahawa nilipe mia tano???
hio bei as @Cortedivoire knows inalipa viitu nyingi sana Mlolongo

500 ni full night na Hkm

 

[Denis Young]

Hiyo pesa yote for a cup of coffee halafu kikombe inatoshana na test tube.

 

[Kdawg254]

Lakini hope these hotels pay their employees really well coz those are ridiculous prices with super abnormal margins!!!

 

[shocks]

pay their employees really well

muhindi anajua hio ni kusema aje kweli?

 

[Budspencer]

Side order vindu shina?

 

[Kamnjoro]

I would go mad.
Kama hii ilifanya nijam siku mbili...

Inauzwa hapa.

 

[The.Black.Templar]

I would go mad.
Kama hii ilifanya nijam siku mbili...
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Inauzwa hapa.
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Haha hadi ukapiga picha kisirisiri

 

[Kamnjoro]

Haha hadi ukapiga picha kisirisiri

Imagine.
I had always admired that Kombi and wanted to get near it.
Premium tears

 

[Anglututu]

Coffee and tea prices are OK, samosa ndio questionable.

 

[Nattydread]

Jana nilitisha kuulizia samosa za java nikaambiwa moja ni 230.

Nilikunja mkia nikatoka nikaenda next door to naivas

You jumped out of a puddle of piss into a ditch of liquid shit.

Those greasy supermarket deli samosas are constructed from the off-cuts and meat that is on the verge of rotting. But you have a reputation to extend.

 

[Snowball]

Gentlemen, it about time you value labour. You must understand that Samosas are really labour intensive snack to make. These are handmade samosas from scratch! try making 10 samosas from scratch and find out what it takes.

 

[Kamnjoro]

Gentlemen, it about time you value labour. You must understand that Samosas are really labour intensive snack to make. These are handmade samosas from scratch! try making 10 samosas from scratch and find out what it takes.

I agree.
Kukatakata still births, cow udders ama bull balls to appear like steak isn't an easy task.

 

[The.Black.Templar]

You jumped out of a puddle of piss into a ditch of liquid shit.

Those greasy supermarket deli samosas are constructed from the off-cuts and meat that is on the verge of rotting. But you have a reputation to extend.

where do you get your samosas? and if that is how you describe them, how do you describe mutura?

 

[Twitt]

Hiyo 1 side order (number 2 kwa list) inaeza kua nini?