This is Guka - When I Predicted It in 2018, I Was Called a Senile Old Man

[Field Marshal]

There is a small bird called quelea. It is a pest that moves in huge swarms of millions, which in the air change directions rapidly as a unit. It is something that has always baffled ornithologists.

Just like Thurakus.





The rebellion is now full-blown.

If I make the next prophecy DCI watakua na mimi saa nane usiku...........

 

[Ubongo]

There is a small bird called quelea. It is a pest that moves in huge swarms of millions, which in the air change directions rapidly as a unit. It is something that has always baffled ornithologists.

Just like Thurakus.





The rebellion is now full-blown.

If I make the next prophecy DCI watakua na mimi saa nane usiku...........

Leta maoni apana ogopa, Sisi tutaleta uji kwa station.

Maoni yangu, Bbi will flop but still will be forced down people's throat.
Ruto will be cornered so as to make him quit.
Rat will never sell in mt.kenya
Jubilee may eventually split if they don't hold party elections.

.......

 

[Okiya]

These vernacular songs kazi huwa kuspread hate against another community.
What are people rebelling about?

 

[Meria]

There is a small bird called quelea. It is a pest that moves in huge swarms of millions, which in the air change directions rapidly as a unit. It is something that has always baffled ornithologists.

Just like Thurakus.





The rebellion is now full-blown.

If I make the next prophecy DCI watakua na mimi saa nane usiku...........

shuwe wa Kogero
hehe
msg is loud and clear

 

[Mwalimu-G]

 

[Tuthu wa Ndenderu]

These vernacular songs kazi huwa kuspread hate against another community.
What are people rebelling about?

Kuna ingine hapa, launched from a platform full of ignorance.

 

[MbitikaZetu]

BBI must fall!

 

[Ssabasajja]

But you are the one who was shouting from rooftops the way Jubilee government has surpassed expectations while chest thumping about the local economy. What has changed?

 

[JazzMan]

shuwe wa Kogero
hehe
msg is loud and clear

Hii ndio kusema nini?

 

[Eng'iti]

Kikuyu nation msitusumbue pigeni kura na ujuaji yenyu.

 

[Okiya]

But you are the one who was shouting from rooftops the way Jubilee government has surpassed expectations while chest thumping about the local economy. What has changed?

Yes, I recall that. We would list for him why the economy is going to the dogs:
- Firms are laying off
- Govt isn't paying bills
- Firms are making record losses closing shop or relocating
- FSE is now a dream
- Tax revenue is stagnating
- No new jobs

But he would tell us economy was good because
+ roads are being constructed
+ power connected to watu wa ushago
+SGR
+Lappset

 

[mzeiya]

These vernacular songs kazi huwa kuspread hate against another community.

That is as false a claim as the one that speaking mother tongue is being tribal. Cheki hii with translation...Deep stuff

 

[Okiya]

That is as false a claim as the one that speaking mother tongue is being tribal. Cheki hii with translation...Deep stuff

Ebu translate that handshake song for us in summary. I can bet they aren't praising Raila

 

[Tuthu wa Ndenderu]

When will this vernacular musicians start offering solutions ? Some of the things they sing about are just ridiculously wrong.

 

[Mr Black]

These vernacular songs kazi huwa kuspread hate against another community.
What are people rebelling about?

Seems the handshake and its fruit, the BBI wont deliver a united nation after all, just division along new lines.

To truly unite a nation every political party and stakeholder should be involved in initiatives meant to find common ground, two people do not and cannot represent the aspirations of an entire nation.

These are the fruits of divide and rule tactics

 

[Clemens]

Ebu translate that handshake song for us in summary. I can bet they aren't praising Raila

It hasn't reached the level of bim en bim by DO Osiani, people who are always pointing fingers on others are usually more tribal.

 

[Okiya]

It hasn't reached the level of bim en bim by DO Osiani, people who are always pointing fingers on others are usually more tribal.

I have zero tribalism in me. And yes kuna tribal Luo songs too.

 

[Field Marshal]

It is laughable how the usual suspects want to twist my previous contributions kule kijiji ya ihii za kusalimiana na kuoshana macho. Yes, I have always supported Jubilee. Hata sasa tukirudi kwa uchaguzi I WILL VOTE UHURU TO BLOCK KIMUNDU. No apologies.

However, unlike babuonists I am not a zombie. I still retain the right to call out Uhuru and his stupid policies. Does that mean I attribute every negative thing under the sun to the clueless bugger? No. Uhuru's gavament will go down in history as the one that built the most comprehensive infrastructure around the country - AT THREE TIMES THE COST BECAUSE OF CORRUPTION. It is probable that we will start reaping big time from these costly investments in the next 5 years.

As to the usual complaints about the economy and deepening poverty, I will never tire of telling bonobos this: WHEN YOUR POPULATION DOUBLES EVERY 20 YEARS, NO FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE CAN MAKE YOU RICH. Just how this simple truth cannot get to you is lost on me.

Unapata dola birrioneas kama Uhuru and Manu Chandaria have 2-3 children, BUT WAFULA KUTOKA KAMUKUYWA, A WATCHMAN LIVING IN KAWANGWARE, HAS 12, NA KILA SIKU NI-KU-COMPLAIN HOW UHURU HAS SHAFTED HIM.

Kuri andu matigitie itheruka rimwe............

 

[mzeiya]

WHEN YOUR POPULATION DOUBLES EVERY 20 YEARS, NO FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE CAN MAKE YOU RICH.

I don't have a kid yet but God willing it, I hope to have two someday. However..

 

[Clemens]

I have zero tribalism in me. And yes kuna tribal Luo songs too.

I once boarded a climax bus to Kendu Bay, since I can hear your language, you people hate shiny eyes with a passion, two lasses seated opposite me, only talked about "jarabuon" from Nairobi to Nakuru, two hours of castigating.