Aviator, niko nyuma yako kwa maombi...

[JazzMan]

Sasa inabidi tutoe the big guns. I am abstaining from eating "nyama" ndio hii endeavour ikubalike...

 

[Gio]

Baba ni stress ako nayo.

 

[Aviator]

Bwana tunakuomba utusikie.
Ata mimi nimemfunga nyama, pombe, ngono na nduthi.

 

[Gio]

nduthi

Mambo gani haya

 

[Denis Young]

Juzi tu alionekana akiwa na oxygen concentrator kwa nyumba. I will shed no tears for the wicked. I will leave it at that.

 

[Aviator]

Mambo gani haya

If we claim we don't ride nduthi, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us.

 

[Gio]

If we claim we don't ride nduthi, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us.

Jana @Introvert alichoma yake kwa petro station answered like @mzeiya

 

[mzeiya]

Someone who told me that we would get another lockdown hours before the presidential address last Friday told me that we will have another state funeral soon. That was jana at 10pm.
I doubt if that is true but let us wait and see

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Bwana tunakuomba utusikie.
Ata mimi nimemfunga nyama, pombe, ngono na nduthi.

Mambo gani haya

Mambo haya sasa...

 

[Gio]

Mambo haha sasa...

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Ati kipikipi . @Mongrel fuga huyu muendeleze biashara ya roadkill

 

[Panya ya statehouse]

Hivi bona sielewi

Ati kipikipi . @Mongrel fuga huyu muendeleze biashara ya roadkill

 

[Gio]

Hivi bona sielewi

Wewe umetoka pande za ilala morogoro sinza kwa suluhu?

 

[Panya ya statehouse]

Wewe umetoka pande za ilala morogoro sinza kwa suluhu?

Apana nmetoka apa hapa kwa uyu kijana wakutufungia kama kuku

 

[Ssabasajja]

African politicians wamekutana na shida since the pandemic. With travel restrictions, they have to use health services in their nations.

 

[Budspencer]

Mambo haya sasa...

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Hapo at 0:09 jakipash amelalia kipikipi kama Valentino Rossi to avoid going green.

 

[Denis Young]

Someone who told me that we would get another lockdown hours before the presidential address last Friday told me that we will have another state funeral soon. That was jana at 10pm.
I doubt if that is true but let us wait and see

I am sure you made Aviator's evening. Ashaitisha wine na permanganate to celebrate.

 

[Mongrel]

mbona munaombea baba mbaya?

 

[Gio]

mbona munaombea baba mbaya?

Nani ako na maombi mbaya? Huoni @Aviator amawacha kuwasha nduthi na pia tumekutafutia bibi

 

[Gio]

Apana nmetoka apa hapa kwa uyu kijana wakutufungia kama kuku

Rais mzuri sana. Je mkifungiwa mnapewa layers ama chicken mash?

 

[musyimi]

Baba ni stress ako nayo.

True dat. If i were him i would just retire from politics and enjoy my sunset years bila sress kama Charles Njonjo.