Enyewe Technology ni kitu poa; How I had a Social Distanced Threesome.

Kabuda

Elder Lister
Now where I'm at, we're taking the Rona seriously.
Kazi ni kuvaa mask, keeping two metres apart in shops etc..
Say what you will about the mzungu, you have to admire the way they follow rules and regulations.
They don't need any enforcement or policing to obey the law. Wakiambiwa kitu by the authorities and the people they elected to lead them ,they obey in unison and unquestionably.

Anyway, we're here to talk about my recent sexual technological achievements .

During the lockdown, we've not been allowed to have visitors into our homes.
Apart from my kids and their babymommas, basically no one else is legally allowed through my front door.
And four months is a very long time.
What is a single red blooded son of the MauMau to do?...

Now there is a female I know from the first lockdown.
She is an ex of sorts but we've always helped each other out in matters bedroom because everyone has needs.
She also likes girls.

I video call her or she will call me and before you know it, we are having virtual sex, she likes it when I talk dirty as she feels herself, fingering and caressing herself as I watch and she watches me....
She is a proper freak this woman and a right nympo!
Shame her elderly jungu husband is completely oblivious..... Kikikikkkk..
This has been going on since last summer.

So in the recent lockdown things have progressed even more than I had fantasised about.
All dirty talk seems to gravitate to her fantasising about another woman doing all sorts of things to her....
The lesbian in her is out to play and she wants to include me and another woman!..

I didn't know of the Add Participant feature on WhatsApp but I do now.

I'm all too eager to help so I get in touch with another Congolese woman I know from way back when.
As much as I know how obsessive she was, I also know that she has that freaky side to her.

I don't want to bore you with the details of what transpired or what was said before both women orgasmed and licked their cum drenched fingers as I watched but thanks to WhatsApp, it all came together the other day.....

Keep safe guys, wear your mask , wash your hands often and keep a safe distance from others in public places.

Corona is real .
 
Now where I'm at, we're taking the Rona seriously.
Kazi ni kuvaa mask, keeping two metres apart in shops etc..
Say what you will about the mzungu, you have to admire the way they follow rules and regulations.
They don't need any enforcement or policing to obey the law. Wakiambiwa kitu by the authorities and the people they elected to lead them ,they obey in unison and unquestionably.

Anyway, we're here to talk about my recent sexual technological achievements .

During the lockdown, we've not been allowed to have visitors into our homes.
Apart from my kids and their babymommas, basically no one else is legally allowed through my front door.
And four months is a very long time.
What is a single red blooded son of the MauMau to do?...

Now there is a female I know from the first lockdown.
She is an ex of sorts but we've always helped each other out in matters bedroom because everyone has needs.
She also likes girls.

I video call her or she will call me and before you know it, we are having virtual sex, she likes it when I talk dirty as she feels herself, fingering and caressing herself as I watch and she watches me....
She is a proper freak this woman and a right nympo!
Shame her elderly jungu husband is completely oblivious..... Kikikikkkk..
This has been going on since last summer.

So in the recent lockdown things have progressed even more than I had fantasised about.
All dirty talk seems to gravitate to her fantasising about another woman doing all sorts of things to her....
The lesbian in her is out to play and she wants to include me and another woman!..

I didn't know of the Add Participant feature on WhatsApp but I do now.

I'm all too eager to help so I get in touch with another Congolese woman I know from way back when.
As much as I know how obsessive she was, I also know that she has that freaky side to her.

I don't want to bore you with the details of what transpired or what was said before both women orgasmed and licked their cum drenched fingers as I watched but thanks to WhatsApp, it all came together the other day.....

Keep safe guys, wear your mask , wash your hands often and keep a safe distance from others in public places.

Corona is real .
Shuma kama haija gonga ndani si sex, ni foreplay.
 
Now where I'm at, we're taking the Rona seriously.
Kazi ni kuvaa mask, keeping two metres apart in shops etc..
Say what you will about the mzungu, you have to admire the way they follow rules and regulations.
They don't need any enforcement or policing to obey the law. Wakiambiwa kitu by the authorities and the people they elected to lead them ,they obey in unison and unquestionably.

Anyway, we're here to talk about my recent sexual technological achievements .

During the lockdown, we've not been allowed to have visitors into our homes.
Apart from my kids and their babymommas, basically no one else is legally allowed through my front door.
And four months is a very long time.
What is a single red blooded son of the MauMau to do?...

Now there is a female I know from the first lockdown.
She is an ex of sorts but we've always helped each other out in matters bedroom because everyone has needs.
She also likes girls.

I video call her or she will call me and before you know it, we are having virtual sex, she likes it when I talk dirty as she feels herself, fingering and caressing herself as I watch and she watches me....
She is a proper freak this woman and a right nympo!
Shame her elderly jungu husband is completely oblivious..... Kikikikkkk..
This has been going on since last summer.

So in the recent lockdown things have progressed even more than I had fantasised about.
All dirty talk seems to gravitate to her fantasising about another woman doing all sorts of things to her....
The lesbian in her is out to play and she wants to include me and another woman!..

I didn't know of the Add Participant feature on WhatsApp but I do now.

I'm all too eager to help so I get in touch with another Congolese woman I know from way back when.
As much as I know how obsessive she was, I also know that she has that freaky side to her.

I don't want to bore you with the details of what transpired or what was said before both women orgasmed and licked their cum drenched fingers as I watched but thanks to WhatsApp, it all came together the other day.....

Keep safe guys, wear your mask , wash your hands often and keep a safe distance from others in public places.

Corona is real .
Uko na video?
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Now where I'm at, we're taking the Rona seriously.
Kazi ni kuvaa mask, keeping two metres apart in shops etc..
Say what you will about the mzungu, you have to admire the way they follow rules and regulations.
They don't need any enforcement or policing to obey the law. Wakiambiwa kitu by the authorities and the people they elected to lead them ,they obey in unison and unquestionably.

Anyway, we're here to talk about my recent sexual technological achievements .

During the lockdown, we've not been allowed to have visitors into our homes.
Apart from my kids and their babymommas, basically no one else is legally allowed through my front door.
And four months is a very long time.
What is a single red blooded son of the MauMau to do?...

Now there is a female I know from the first lockdown.
She is an ex of sorts but we've always helped each other out in matters bedroom because everyone has needs.
She also likes girls.

I video call her or she will call me and before you know it, we are having virtual sex, she likes it when I talk dirty as she feels herself, fingering and caressing herself as I watch and she watches me....
She is a proper freak this woman and a right nympo!
Shame her elderly jungu husband is completely oblivious..... Kikikikkkk..
This has been going on since last summer.

So in the recent lockdown things have progressed even more than I had fantasised about.
All dirty talk seems to gravitate to her fantasising about another woman doing all sorts of things to her....
The lesbian in her is out to play and she wants to include me and another woman!..

I didn't know of the Add Participant feature on WhatsApp but I do now.

I'm all too eager to help so I get in touch with another Congolese woman I know from way back when.
As much as I know how obsessive she was, I also know that she has that freaky side to her.

I don't want to bore you with the details of what transpired or what was said before both women orgasmed and licked their cum drenched fingers as I watched but thanks to WhatsApp, it all came together the other day.....

Keep safe guys, wear your mask , wash your hands often and keep a safe distance from others in public places.

Corona is real .
 
Whoops! We've run into some problems!....
Indeed @Kabuda. “Houston we have a problem. Do you copy? Over and Out”!

All is not lost though. Get the combatants back to the ring. And remember to get the cameras and the. news reel going. That will provide Irrefutable documental and visual evidence.
After all you do like and enjoy the game. Don’t ya? As such there will be no substantive loss by you doing it all over again.
 
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Indeed @Kabuda. “Houston we have a problem. Do you copy? Over and Out”!

All is not lost though. Get the combatants back to the ring. And remember to get the cameras and the reel going. That will provide both Irrefutable documental and visual evidence.
After all you do like and enjoy the game. As such there will be no substantive loss for you doing it all over again.
I suspect that you've enjoyed this narrative a tard too much.
What would you like to tell us @Tiiga Waana ?
 
I suspect that you've enjoyed this narrative a tard too much.
What would you like to tell us @Tiiga Waana ?
What I would like to say...What I would really like to say is ...I find your sexscapade a bit implausible.
No Girl will expose her most intimate moments to a rival Girl. Nefa.
What makes a Girl special is the mysteries of what she can do in bed. That’s why people are always asking “kwani what do you see in her or what is so special about her?” Once that is gone, there is no relationship anymore and madharau ndogo commences thereafter.

On a personal level and as I have stated here before, I firmly believe sex is not a spectators’ sport. You ought to be present and participating to enjoy it.
 
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What I would like to say...What I would really like to say is ...I find your sexscapade a bit implausible.
No Girl will expose her most intimate moments to a rival Girl. Nefa.
What makes a Girl special is the mysteries of what she can do in bed. That’s why people are always asking “kwani what do you see in her or what is so special about her?” Once that is gone, there is no relationship anymore and madharau ndogo commences thereafter.

On a personal level and as I have stated here before, I firmly believe sex is not a spectators’ sport. You ought to be present and participating to enjoy it.
You obviously haven't met these two females!....
By the way, I don't suppose you're going to tell us but; have you ever been with another female?
 
You obviously haven't met these two females!....
By the way, I don't suppose you're going to tell us but; have you ever been with another female?
Hell NO @Kabuda! God forbid. Why would I do such a stupid and disgusting thing? What in God’s holy name would I be looking for therewith?
Am as straight as a Roman Road, my Friend and as far as I am concerned talking like that is tantamount to swore.
 
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