Kenyan Men. Why?

[Pamba 1]

Alafu kuna wale hybrid kama mimi who hail from those two places kikikikiiii

Najua waembu kadhaa kwa hii senate

 

[The.Black.Templar]

In my home town of Karatina, Men flock the pubs whenever Coffee and Tea bonuses are paid.
In Nairobi, Good hope, Modern Green, Sabina Joy gets their best foot traffic when Guys get their 30K salo.
Kirinyaga men are known to hire taxis all the way from Kutus and Kerugoya (@Mwalimu-G?) to Mombasa

You seem to know these joints quite well, too well infact either umekuwa mwenyeji huko ama uko na investment in those places...anyway nimekuwa hapa karatina the last one week nikifanya survey ya bbi

 

[Tiiga Waana]

I don't know about thubu but kama mutura iko ambayo haitatupatia food poisoning naweza make an appearance alongside a couple of yellow supple thighs from KU.

Why not our very own Karatina University @Denis Young? Am told they are the fairest of all.

 

[Tiiga Waana]

You seem to know these joints quite well, too well infact either umekuwa mwenyeji huko ama uko na investment in those places...anyway nimekuwa hapa karatina the last one week nikifanya survey ya bbi

@The.Black.Templar,
You know how it is with Karatina. Whether born here or even drawn here, you just fall in Love with place. And you never ever fall out of awe with the dialect they speak there.

 

[emali]

Kwani watu ya Karatina ndio tumebeba hii kijiji?

chairman ni @It's Me Scumbag

And a Mazthira ma gizomo tútikíbange tútúngane túnyue zubu wa zirimo cia zenge gwa Gazaizi múzenya umwe zaa zita...múkuuga atia?

umeitoa kama my late waguui kabisa

 

[Mongrel]

And a Mazthira ma gizomo tútikíbange tútúngane túnyue zubu wa zirimo cia zenge gwa Gazaizi múzenya umwe zaa zita...múkuuga atia?

Seems like Karatina people are even more than Ndeiyans on these streets.

But we are deadly

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

But we are deadly

You transplanted yourself to Ndeiya or what?

 

[Tiiga Waana]

And if I may ask, where is @Aviator and @bigDog in all this. As far as I am concerned they are all Karatians.

 

[Mongrel]

You transplanted yourself to Ndeiya or what?

Mimi Ni legal immigrant huko, base Ni nachu

 

[emali]

And if I may ask, where is @Aviator and @bigDog in all this. As far as I am concerned they are all Karatians.

@Aviator ni mtu ya kinangofu.. lakini ni wale walitolewa rware wakati wa emergency

 

[emali]

@bigDog ametoka kangubiri

 

[Tiiga Waana]

@bigDog ametoka kangubiri

Asii. Bona niwisi ngali yonthe!

 

[emali]

Asii. Bona niwisi ngali yonthe!

hebu rudia nielewe.. you know.. ahem.. I'm very multilingual

 

[Liberty]

Is this the one at Marua?

Exactly

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Exactly

Twendeni Karatina banae...

 

[Pamba 1]

Asii. Bona niwisi ngali yonthe!

@bigDog is from siaya.

 

[Denis Young]

Why not our very own Karatina University @Denis Young? Am told they are the fairest of all.

Nothing can quite beat the exquisite catalog of beauties in Kenyarra University. It is probably the frequent cheating and philandering that gives them that extra mchuzi that our bland assortment at Karatina Uni lack.

 

[Liberty]

Karatina banae...

Okey. Menu? Pork n Ugali, right?

 

[emali]

@Tiiga Waana unakuja grimsby lini bana.. tuongee kimazthira?

 

[Tiiga Waana]

hebu rudia nielewe.. you know.. ahem.. I'm very multilingual

And here I was thinking you are Kambondia! Apologies for the assumptions. Thought you hailed from Emali, a place Peter Mwambi immortalised in: