REGURGITATED

DENNIS YEGO, from Kabiyet in Nandi, asked those he owed any money to show up for settlement of their debts

He then logged into his Facebook page and typed RIP, wishing that his soul rests in peace

He then took a sisal role and scaled a cypress tree, tied and died, killing himself quickly and permanently

Peace be with his kith and kin

Mukuru Kwa Zuckerberg has become the preferred forum to convey suicide messages

If you see such disturbing writings on a friend's timeline, don't take it lightly. Check on them, if possible in propia persona

You could be averting a looming orphanhood to some hoof eaters

In other news, a woman in Borabu has been thoroughly beaten by her husband. Her back is exceptionally blistered from the flogging

The irate man allegedly caught her donating the family ATM to a neighbour

Good Evening.
 
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