The Experience

A KWS plane crashed in Nanyuki afew days ago killing two people . Peace be with the kith and kin of the deceased. I am sure this doesn't affect us, because as I've said before, we Hoof-Eaters will never die in any aviation accident, unless an aircraft falls on us

This is because flying is a dream we haven't been able to achieve even in dreams. In fact we haven't been to any airport. The only one we have seen is that on Apram Lingolin's (Chebukati) head

Away from that, I hear Jicho Pevu entered the national assembly armed with a revolver. Apparently, Wanyonyi is answering our prayers, and politicians are learning to fight their wars without involving us

He must've armed himself, just in case diplomacy failed. As you know, Jicho Pevu is too weak to fight anyone, on his own, as Simba did, and this is the reason he had to get a gun. That was great of him. The problem is soon solving itself
The pigs will soon shoot themselves to extinction. For those who may not know, Jicho Pevu was a self appointed tsar who went as far as risking his own life, to dig deep and unravel several scandalous injustices against the vulnerable, perpetrated mostly by the government and it's agents
When he declared his candidature for the Nyali parliamentary seats many people thought he was seeking a better platform to advance his activism. Little did they know that once the man gets the job, he will undergo a saul to paul conversion and begin singing the praise and worship songs to the very people he made a career disparaging
Seemingly, the paruwanja and jaramandia were just but symptoms of chronic anger, brought up by hunger and once he got some food he ate his way into his default factory settings
Sasa ameshiba, he is walking around with a loaded gun, like Babu Owino, looking for someome to shoot. Now you know why Uganda refused to elect Stella Nyanza and South Africa decided to keep Julius Malema as far away from power, as it can be possible
In other news, as other high ranking judges were applying to fill the vacant position of the country's CJ, Justice Smokin Wanjala was smoking his own stuff
He appeared in a funeral in Busia, as drunk as a skunk, mumbled a few unintelligible words on the microphone and then staggered away
Although the law doesn't ban staggering, a SC court judge, a man who decides who becomes Kenya's president is expected to be sober, always and carry himself around, with some decorum.
 
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He is lifting from Jerome Ogola in FB.
Hebu aje a confirm if it's really him.
He landed this morning
Really?
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