This is Guka - Nimekuwa Laughing Stork..

Field Marshal

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
Yes, like in marabou Stork coz I hear the birds can leave (sic) for hears.

Any way, I need to finish putting up my beer garden this year as part of my retirement package. When it's done I project it will earn me over 200k a month - enough to take care of my occasional trip to India for pacemaker check-ups as well as enable me kutuma fare to my several Ndeiya dirty titties.

So how do I get the money to finish the garden during the economic depression caused by the drunk and Covid?

In December I made a drastic decision: to downgrade my lifestyle dramatically for a year and make some savings that could go towards finishing the project which has stalled since October.

No Whitecap. Balozi in dingy joints.

No choma every other day. Matumbo.

Two roomed house since no kids at home anyway.

Armored Wingroad with ICBMs out. Hata matatu ni gari.

No unauthorized spending by anybody around me.

One or two plots on the market.

Etc, etc.

Sasa people can't stop talking. Guka is finished. The man is kaput. Kwanza siku hizi kazi ni kuomba pesa na pombe (nitaweka Paybill later). Imagine ametoka kwa residence akaenda plot 10. Hata ako na depression anaweza jinyonga any time.

Etc etc.

It is all making me suicidal.

Did I do the right thing or nijinyonge yaishe?
 
Field Marshal said:
No Whitecap. Balozi in dingy joints.
No choma every other day. Matumbo.
Two roomed house since no kids at home anyway.
Armored Wingroad with ICBMs out. Hata matatu ni gari.
No unauthorized spending by anybody around me.
One or two plots on the market
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Reminds me a time we were discussing cost-cutting for an organization with monthly expenses over 30m, then a certain manager suggested we stop buying all the three dailies and buy two instead. The expected saving was a staggering 980 shillings per month, or 0.0000003% of the expenses.
 
Aviator said:
Reminds me a time we were discussing cost-cutting for an organization with monthly expenses over 30m, then a certain manager suggested we stop buying all the three dailies and buy two instead. The expected saving was a staggering 980 shillings per month, or 0.0000003% of the expenses.
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Most Kenyan managers are entitled pieces of shit incapable of seeing the big picture. Touch anything else but their package and privileges. Proposal kama inashika.wadogo wao itapita haraka sana but suggest reducing anything on their package and immediately you are labeled incompetent.
 
Makhalanganga said:
Most Kenyan managers are entitled pieces of shit incapable of seeing the big picture. Touch anything else but their package and privileges. Proposal kama inashika.wadogo wao itapita haraka sana but suggest reducing anything on their package and immediately you are labeled incompetent.
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They can do away withe ten pm office tea but have their own arrangement with the accountant for Nescafe, Drinking cocoa and sugar, most useless Faggets I have ever encountered plus only their opinions matter
 
The begging culture has become deeply ingrained in our national psyche, I tranverse several counties each month and a common denominator in all places is the begging by
Able bodied men especially in entertainment spots, Why should you leave your domicile to go and beg a total stranger drinking his poison of choice? Kama huna kitu have some little pride na ukae Kwa nyumba and watch Maria. "Buda boss Niko na 150 si uniongezee 100 nishike quarter of sijui chrome, KC or other second generation shit?" Ni kazi gani umenifanyia so that I reward you?
Silly bonobos.
 
Clemens said:
The begging culture has become deeply ingrained in our national psyche, I tranverse several counties each month and a common denominator in all places is the begging by
Able bodied men especially in entertainment spots, Why should you leave your domicile to go and beg a total stranger drinking his poison of choice? Kama huna kitu have some little pride na ukae Kwa nyumba and watch Maria. "Buda boss Niko na 150 si uniongezee 100 nishike quarter of sijui chrome, KC or other second generation shit?" Ni kazi gani umenifanyia so that I reward you?
Silly bonobos.
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Siku hizi unadharau masafara saidi. Kwani uliangukia tender ya barabara ama ulikata kipande ya forest?
 
Clemens said:
The begging culture has become deeply ingrained in our national psyche, I tranverse several counties each month and a common denominator in all places is the begging by
Able bodied men especially in entertainment spots, Why should you leave your domicile to go and beg a total stranger drinking his poison of choice? Kama huna kitu have some little pride na ukae Kwa nyumba and watch Maria. "Buda boss Niko na 150 si uniongezee 100 nishike quarter of sijui chrome, KC or other second generation shit?" Ni kazi gani umenifanyia so that I reward you?
Silly bonobos.
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Mboss, wacha pang'ang'a tuma kakitu....
 
Field Marshal said:
No Whitecap. Balozi in dingy joints.
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Muzee, I got you...
The Jakipash Miracle Filter - JMF3000 (Patent pending).

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Field Marshal said:
Yes, like in marabou Stork coz I hear the birds can leave (sic) for hears.

Any way, I need to finish putting up my beer garden this year as part of my retirement package. When it's done I project it will earn me over 200k a month - enough to take care of my occasional trip to India for pacemaker check-ups as well as enable me kutuma fare to my several Ndeiya dirty titties.

So how do I get the money to finish the garden during the economic depression caused by the drunk and Covid?

In December I made a drastic decision: to downgrade my lifestyle dramatically for a year and make some savings that could go towards finishing the project which has stalled since October.

No Whitecap. Balozi in dingy joints.

No choma every other day. Matumbo.

Two roomed house since no kids at home anyway.

Armored Wingroad with ICBMs out. Hata matatu ni gari.

No unauthorized spending by anybody around me.

One or two plots on the market.

Etc, etc.

Sasa people can't stop talking. Guka is finished. The man is kaput. Kwanza siku hizi kazi ni kuomba pesa na pombe (nitaweka Paybill later). Imagine ametoka kwa residence akaenda plot 10. Hata ako na depression anaweza jinyonga any time.

Etc etc.

It is all making me suicidal.

Did I do the right thing or nijinyonge yaishe?
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Typical Kenyan responses from wale wana wivu... Sasa people can't stop talking. Guka is finished. The man is kaput. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Bring back your Armored Wingroad with ICBMs and they will shut up real quick !
 
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Masgwembe said:
Enyewe guka wewe ni full on stork ya mucatha.

Knowing the drinking habits of Kenyans, how did you calculate a regular income stream of 200k.

This would be achieved only until the next shiny new garden is opened.
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Selling beer is one of the most lucrative businesses there is. The RRP of WhiteKAP is 170 but it is usually sold at 220. THAT'S AN EXTRA 50 Bob. If you sell just four crates at 220 that's an extra 5,000 OVER AND ABOVE THE PROFIT YOU MAKE WHEN YOU SELL AT THE RRP.
 
Field Marshal said:
Selling beer is one of the most lucrative businesses there is. The RRP of WhiteKAP is 170 but it is usually sold at 220. THAT'S AN EXTRA 50 Bob. If you sell just four crates at 220 that's an extra 5,000 OVER AND ABOVE THE PROFIT YOU MAKE WHEN YOU SELL AT THE RRP.
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@Pamba 1 watakura nini ? Bia is lucrative but most goes to appeasing "gods".
 
Field Marshal said:
Yes, like in marabou Stork coz I hear the birds can leave (sic) for hears.

Any way, I need to finish putting up my beer garden this year as part of my retirement package. When it's done I project it will earn me over 200k a month - enough to take care of my occasional trip to India for pacemaker check-ups as well as enable me kutuma fare to my several Ndeiya dirty titties.

So how do I get the money to finish the garden during the economic depression caused by the drunk and Covid?

In December I made a drastic decision: to downgrade my lifestyle dramatically for a year and make some savings that could go towards finishing the project which has stalled since October.

No Whitecap. Balozi in dingy joints.

No choma every other day. Matumbo.

Two roomed house since no kids at home anyway.

Armored Wingroad with ICBMs out. Hata matatu ni gari.

No unauthorized spending by anybody around me.

One or two plots on the market.

Etc, etc.

Sasa people can't stop talking. Guka is finished. The man is kaput. Kwanza siku hizi kazi ni kuomba pesa na pombe (nitaweka Paybill later). Imagine ametoka kwa residence akaenda plot 10. Hata ako na depression anaweza jinyonga any time.

Etc etc.

It is all making me suicidal.

Did I do the right thing or nijinyonge yaishe?
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Nyonga upate PNC.......an octogenarian saving is bat shit crazy,tomba maisha
 
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