LeoK
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Whicfool ?
Attention seeking scripted bs.
This is Guka - BOMBSHELL REVELATIONS: 'Anatomy of An Emotional Heist; How a Fugly, Fat Black Shemale Captured My Heart
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QuadroK4000
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True...
Acha nikanunue bangi and enjoy the rest of my Friday, Heck Its better watching ile cartoon ya Tom akikunywa Cider..
Hii yao Leo ni Upuzi mtupu
Field Marshal
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Well, I am getting the attention. Go ferk yourself, you delusional twat.....................
QuadroK4000
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You too guka kwenda huko
It's Me Scumbag
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My dearest friend @supu where art thou? You are solely missed here...
Field Marshal
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My infatuation with @Aviator began somewhere in 2015. I had just come out of a relationship with a Klist gal called Mspoilt who used to blow me (BJ) at Uhuru Highway's traffic lights. Crazy mama, that one. We had met in Wanderi's Klost.
Anyway, this one time we were at Rafikiz and Mspoilt got crazy. Poured beer on me and told the entire club that I couldn't rise to the ocassion most of the time. The walk to my car was the longest I have ever taken. I was broken.
A few weeks later I noticed the pinkie Aviator. I was on the comeback. Pink meant she was female. I loved her at first 'sight'. She was feisty, took no prisoners and obviously very intelligent. I was smitten. She was my Mspoilt all over again, hopefully only less brutal.
When, in the thread 'Confessions' on Kenyatalk she talked about fucking her crippled brother-in-law (a mercy fuck ostensibly) I was lost in her heart. A woman who can do that must have a heart of gold. And the confession was so well-told it was super-erotic.
Of course, there were warning signs even then when she talked murder and mutilation of animals. Those are classic psycho traits. But I was already in too deep to care. I wanted what I had with Mspoilt all over again.
On April 13, 2016, I popped the question, and I was not disappointed. She confirmed that she was a woman.
My five-year relationship with a shemale had begun.
Anyway, this one time we were at Rafikiz and Mspoilt got crazy. Poured beer on me and told the entire club that I couldn't rise to the ocassion most of the time. The walk to my car was the longest I have ever taken. I was broken.
A few weeks later I noticed the pinkie Aviator. I was on the comeback. Pink meant she was female. I loved her at first 'sight'. She was feisty, took no prisoners and obviously very intelligent. I was smitten. She was my Mspoilt all over again, hopefully only less brutal.
When, in the thread 'Confessions' on Kenyatalk she talked about fucking her crippled brother-in-law (a mercy fuck ostensibly) I was lost in her heart. A woman who can do that must have a heart of gold. And the confession was so well-told it was super-erotic.
Of course, there were warning signs even then when she talked murder and mutilation of animals. Those are classic psycho traits. But I was already in too deep to care. I wanted what I had with Mspoilt all over again.
On April 13, 2016, I popped the question, and I was not disappointed. She confirmed that she was a woman.
My five-year relationship with a shemale had begun.
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zapp_brannigan
I am not a Futurama fan .
Hii stori ni kama ile vanilla ya @Mwalimu-G , ni hayo .....
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Kuwa patient bana. You know am unwell so I can't do everything at once.............
Field Marshal
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QuadroK4000
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Field Marshal
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As my online romance with the shemale begun to blossom, we planned to meet for wine and more. Thank the gods of Kirinyaga I never honoured any of the invitations....
Translation for above:
Hi. Sema.
Hi. I want to go have some wine. Come I buy you some Whitecups.
(Jeeeeeeeeeeso, mwathani, Jehova! Ibilisi!!)
Translation for above:
Hi. Sema.
Hi. I want to go have some wine. Come I buy you some Whitecups.
(Jeeeeeeeeeeso, mwathani, Jehova! Ibilisi!!)
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Kuda cores
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It's Me Scumbag
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Please please please Gukaa. Stop trying to divert and or misdirect our attention. Tuko hapa kwa hii risto full force...
Kuda cores
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Guka thinks we are click baits.... Shaitani
Field Marshal
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Uhondo mtapata pole pole. Remember I have to take breaks because of my healthcondition (the pacemaker, etc). Please bear with me...............
Kasaman
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Tahìka tahìka warìga !
Let's go full throttle, both of you
Introvert
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QuadroK4000
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QuadroK4000
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Uamuzi wa Kina nani?