This is Guka - Tudiscuss This Cumbersome Kamba People Leo................

Guka wewe umeonea athoni kabisa. Na unayua ua awana anything personal na mtu yeyote. Awana loo mbaya na ubagusi wa kikambila kama ekuyu! Na uyue ni kweli, mbona Losi alimwacha mumewe mukamba akaenda kuolewa Kisumu na mjaluo?

 
Hi @Field Marshal,

My contribution to your mswada will not be to deny or negate your central tenet but rather to vocal and accentuate that despite their foibles and faults the Kambas have other admirable virtues hardly found in other societies.

I lost my virginity at a good old age of 18 years to my Mkamba College mate back in the day. I have never enjoyed such intense and invigorating sex. Night after night during my 2 years dalliance with him saw us engage in steamy and orgasmic sex without fail. The boy was full of steam and stamina. I have since been with a Luo, a Luhya and a kikuyu and I can say without any fear of contradiction that they aren’t on the same league.

The other point I want to make is that the Kambas are more honest, less greedy and of more integrity than other tribes. Whether this is due to their preoccupation with kamuti I really don’t know and leave it to Anthropologist to explain.
I will demonstrate this with an incident that is said to have happened in the dying days of British colonial rule in Kenya. Let me advice that I cannot vouch the veracity, factuality and truthfulness of this story.
Apparently the Governor of Kenya summoned Kenyatta to Statehouse where he went with his close ally, Paul Ngei. On arrival the Governor told Kenyatta that he had orders for Kenyatta to choose between two course of action. On the floor before them was a gunia of money and another gunia full of soil. The Queen of England had directed that Kenya get what Kenyatta chose.

Kenyatta didn’t bat an eye as he went with out-stretched arms towards the money gunia. But it was not to be as Ngei gave Kenyatta a rugby tackle that sent him sprawled on the soil gunia. And just like that, Ladies and Gentlemen, The British gave back our land.
 
Tiiga Waana said:
Hi @Field Marshal,

My contribution to your mswada will not be to deny or negate your central tenet but rather to vocal and accentuate that despite their foibles and faults the Kambas have other admirable virtues hardly found in other societies.

I lost my virginity at a good old age of 18 years to my Mkamba College mate back in the day. I have never enjoyed such intense and invigorating sex. Night after night during my 2 years dalliance with him saw us engage in steamy and orgasmic sex without fail. The boy was full of steam and stamina. I have since been with a Luo, a Luhya and a kikuyu and I can say without any fear of contradiction that they aren’t on the same league.

The other point I want to make is that the Kambas are more honest, less greedy and of more integrity than other tribes. Whether this is due to their preoccupation with kamuti I really don’t know and leave it to Anthropologist to explain.
I will demonstrate this with an incident that is said to have happened in the dying days of British colonial rule in Kenya. Let me advice that I cannot vouch the veracity, factuality and truthfulness of this story.
Apparently the Governor of Kenya summoned Kenyatta to Statehouse where he went with his close ally, Paul Ngei. On arrival the Governor told Kenyatta that he had orders for Kenyatta to choose between two course of action. On the floor before them was a gunia of money and another gunia full of soil. The Queen of England had directed that Kenya get what Kenyatta chose.

Kenyatta didn’t bat an eye as he went with out-stretched arms towards the money gunia. But it was not to be as Ngei gave Kenyatta a rugby tackle that sent him sprawled on the soil gunia. And just like that, Ladies and Gentlemen, The British gave back our land.
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Do you smoke pure bhangi or do you prefer that reinforced with hard narcotics?

Hard to tell...
 
Tiiga Waana said:
The other point I want to make is that the Kambas are more honest, less greedy and of more integrity than other tribes.
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Maybe you never heard of cases like this one.
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Field Marshal said:
As you all know, I am an equal opportunity Gikuyu chauvinist. But I am not a tribalist, which is why I count Mueni as my MSiM and Silverio from Busia as my blood-brother.

So today I want to talk about the Kamba. If I sound a bit tribal please mnisamehe.

What exactly is wrong with these people jameni? Si kiburi, masengenyo, upuzi, wivu, au ujinga, yote ni kama imekorea (!) kwao.

Yesterday we were eating mukimo na mbuzi pale Kwa Mwaura, City Market, when this topic came up. We were five old wazees from the Mt Kenya region.

It started like this. This old man walked in and started asking for hand-outs. Because he was older than us, about 80s, we entertained him for a bit. He told us he was sijui nani wa Musyoka from Katho-something, and he needed 100 bob for lunch, which we gave him.

After he left that's when the debate started.

"Unajua huyo tumempea pesa na pengine ndiye alikuwa anatupiga wakati wa Emergency huko Manyani. Kamba home-guards were the most brutal and violent. They did what they were told by the mzungu - but three times over. Akiambiwa akuchape viboko tano anakuchapa ishirini. Now look at him now, begging from us."

This opened up a torrent of revelations.

It wasn't for nothing that Kenya's first capital was at Masaku. The Kambas were collaborators per excellence with the colonialists. Mzungu alikuwa anapitia huko anapatiwa wasichana achichagulie like he was a god. Akitaka kulala na kumi in one night ni chaguo lake.

Because of the collaboration with colonialists, Kambas dominated Kenya's armed forces until the early 1980s. So while the much-reviled Luos for example had the likes of Jaramogi, Oneko, Mboya, Otiende etc fighting for independence, the colonial police and KAR were packed with boys from Ukambani. Which is why the first Chief of defence forces was Ndolo who, unbelievably, tried a coup against Jomo Kenyatta in 1971. So, from oppressing fellow Africans to destabilising the country! The second army chief of course was Mulinge.

But it had started earlier, one mzee from Meru pointed out. Kambas are the only people in Kenya to have engaged in the slave trade, SELLING THEIR OWN PEOPLE to the Portuguese and Arab slavers! Now we have Kamba descendants in countries as far abroad as Peru, thanks to Chief Kivoi and co. Imagine that.....

Fast-forward to today, Mzee Kiruja from Embu chipped in. Mkiandikwa na Mkamba kwa mhindi wewe kwisha. Sooner or later he will tell on you. Mnafanya deal, anawauza. Which is why every Muhindi down-town has several Muindes and Kasyokis on his payroll. It seems this treachery runs deep.

The greatest surprise came from Nthenge, a true nationalist. He's from Machakos.

"Ile yote munasema ni ukweli kabisa. Siyui ni nani aliroga Mukamba. Hata kwetu wenyewe hatusikizani. Mkamba wa Kitui ni murogi, wa Makueni ni wajuaji na wa Machakos ni wakora."

It was not surprising, Nthenge told us, that of all the Bantus of the Mt Kenya region - Embus, Gikuyus, Tharaka-Nithis, Mbeere, and Merus, ONLY the Kamba were in Nasa/ODM. Ni kama hatujielewi, Nthenge said sadly. "Hata leo si Kibwana, si Kalonzo, si Muthama, si Ngilu, si Mutua, kwetu ni kelele tu kama ndege msituni".

It was then somebody chipped in. "Have you ever gone to a Kamba-owned hotel or bar? Kama wewe ni Gikuyu they serve you like they are doing you a favour, wakiongea loud shrill Kikamba haileweki. Mkamba akipata kakitu ako na ujeuri kuliko mSouth Sudanese". We all nodded.

I had heard too much, so I decided to fight the Kamba corner.

"Lakini wazee lazima tukubali wanawake wa waKamba ni blessing kwa dunia. Akikunyima pengine hajaskia ukimuomba. Akikupea anakupea na roho yake yote. Na hana matarajio mengi, maji tuu na pesa ya cheap make-up akuwe yerro yerro uso tuu. Anakupanulia mpaka unaona epiglottis huko ndani pale juu. Na hata ukitaka sista yake anakuletea roho safi".

We laughed. And then fell silent.

Wakamba, nini huwa mbaya?
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* Kambas sold alot of other Africans to the Arabs
* Mboya was not a Luo - he was labelled so for political reasons
* Kambas were also no joke when it came to warfare, they showed the Maasai a kanyoni wa ng'ethe once or twice
* The rest is true
 
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Tiiga Waana said:
Hi @Field Marshal,

My contribution to your mswada will not be to deny or negate your central tenet but rather to vocal and accentuate that despite their foibles and faults the Kambas have other admirable virtues hardly found in other societies.

I lost my virginity at a good old age of 18 years to my Mkamba College mate back in the day. I have never enjoyed such intense and invigorating sex. Night after night during my 2 years dalliance with him saw us engage in steamy and orgasmic sex without fail. The boy was full of steam and stamina. I have since been with a Luo, a Luhya and a kikuyu and I can say without any fear of contradiction that they aren’t on the same league.

The other point I want to make is that the Kambas are more honest, less greedy and of more integrity than other tribes. Whether this is due to their preoccupation with kamuti I really don’t know and leave it to Anthropologist to explain.
I will demonstrate this with an incident that is said to have happened in the dying days of British colonial rule in Kenya. Let me advice that I cannot vouch the veracity, factuality and truthfulness of this story.
Apparently the Governor of Kenya summoned Kenyatta to Statehouse where he went with his close ally, Paul Ngei. On arrival the Governor told Kenyatta that he had orders for Kenyatta to choose between two course of action. On the floor before them was a gunia of money and another gunia full of soil. The Queen of England had directed that Kenya get what Kenyatta chose.

Kenyatta didn’t bat an eye as he went with out-stretched arms towards the money gunia. But it was not to be as Ngei gave Kenyatta a rugby tackle that sent him sprawled on the soil gunia. And just like that, Ladies and Gentlemen, The British gave back our land.
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Dishonesty is not a tribal thing.....
 
Field Marshal said:
@Tiiga Waana , I am free this weekend. Toa mpango kwa inbox (ndiyo yule post-wall 'Kenangofu' cucu asione....anaweza tuseptic mara hiohio)
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@Field Marshal.

Nikukupea utawezana? I want you to think really long and hard before you answer this question. I take my sex on the same level a Mluhya takes his ugali and murenda. If you want to see my nasty side, Sir, just entice me to bed and underperform. That’s when you will realise that I am Nyeri born and bred. And there is evidence to support this if one was ever needed. I can’t count with fingers on one hand how many times it’s been alleged that I bartered and assaulted my lovers for failed expectations. This is on top of the shouting, the quarrelling, and the hollering. Are you ready and prepared for such a fate?
 
Tiiga Waana said:
@Field Marshal.

Nikukupea utawezana? I want you to think really long and hard before you answer this question. I take my sex on the same level a Mluhya takes his ugali and murenda. If you want to see my nasty side, Sir, just entice me to bed and underperform. That’s when you will realise that I am Nyeri born and bred. And there is evidence to support this if one was ever needed. I can’t count with fingers on one hand how many times it’s been alleged that I bartered and assaulted my lovers for failed expectations. This is on top of the shouting, the quarrelling, and the hollering. Are you ready and prepared for such a fate?
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YES.
 
Mwalimu-G said:
Maybe you never heard of cases like this one.
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How Kenyan family stole billions in the US

Spread the love by sharing this post with family and friends When in November last year, the National Police Service said it had received information from Interpol that some Kenyans were wanted in the US for alleged fraud offence, one of the names released was that of Edwin Sila Nyumu, a man...
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In my career, the most greedy fellows I have caught in the course of a fraud investigation were mainly kambas and kisiis with luos a distant third.
 
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