This is Guka - The Unfolding Cataclysm for the Southern Gikuyu of Ndeiya

Field Marshal said:
Hallelujah! May the God (sic!) of Abraham and Moses be praised.

There's nothing to raise the spirit of an infirm old man like the sweet words of a young lass on heat.

Ferk that old mare @Aviator. Shetani ashindwe!
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@Field Marshal,
Fear not anymore, This should mark the end of your woes and tribulations. Just like Job of old, Mwenenyaga has hearkened to your cry from Heaven and has decided to recompense you seven folds what you lost. Can I hear a big Amen in the house?

you can rest assured that I will take care of ALL your needs -physical, social, sexual. Even your idiosyncratic needs will be met.

Chill out and relax, my sweet Daddy!!!
 
Tiiga Waana said:
@Field Marshal,

From my perspective four main problems are coming to the fore:

For starters this place is on transition. In times of rapid changes without precedents, there are no rules to follow. No one knows what works or not and it’s all grappling in the dark.

Secondly, our education system does not adequately equip young people with skills and wherewithal to deal with capital assets. Worse still, young people are not always willing to seek advice and guidance.

Thirdly parents do not know or are reluctant to use legal instruments which would ensure that such wanton waste of resources do not happen or is greatly reduced on their demise. One can establish a foundation to cater for their land. There are also a plethora of leans and encumbrances one can put on land.

Finally , Kenyans have lost their moral fibre. People take advantage of others and don’t even care how money is acquired. People no longer fear taboos or abominations of disposing ancestral land.
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You are good!
 
Tiiga Waana said:
@Field Marshal,
Fear not anymore, This should mark the end of your woes and tribulations. Just like Job of old, Mwenenyaga has hearkened to your cry from Heaven and has decided to recompense you seven folds what you lost. Can I hear a big Amen in the house?

you can rest assured that I will take care of ALL your needs -physical, social, sexual. Even your idiosyncratic needs will be met.

Chill out and relax, my sweet Daddy!!!
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My sister, this can only end up one way. I have been there, ask me. And am older and therefore wiser.
 
Tiiga Waana said:
@Field Marshal,
Fear not anymore, This should mark the end of your woes and tribulations. Just like Job of old, Mwenenyaga has hearkened to your cry from Heaven and has decided to recompense you seven folds what you lost. Can I hear a big Amen in the house?

you can rest assured that I will take care of ALL your needs -physical, social, sexual. Even your idiosyncratic needs will be met.

Chill out and relax, my sweet Daddy!!!
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AMEN!

Let's go to the preamble. Tuma picha za kucha, and thighs (not nudes!) signed with your avatar's name.

That alone will do, cupcakes....
 
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Tiiga Waana said:
@Field Marshal,
Fear not anymore, This should mark the end of your woes and tribulations. Just like Job of old, Mwenenyaga has hearkened to your cry from Heaven and has decided to recompense you seven folds what you lost. Can I hear a big Amen in the house?

you can rest assured that I will take care of ALL your needs -physical, social, sexual. Even your idiosyncratic needs will be met.

Chill out and relax, my sweet Daddy!!!
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Do you know why I know you are a 'gal' ? No straight Kenyan male can use the word 'recompense' correctly. That leaves me with two options. Wewe ni SIM1 or SIM2.

And just like that usingizi sipati....
 
Aviator said:
My sister, this can only end up one way. I have been there, ask me. And am older and therefore wiser.
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Aviator said:
My sister, this can only end up one way. I have been there, ask me. And am older and therefore wiser.
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@Aviator,,
Are you insinuating that it could all end up in premium tears? Really? Ngai Mwathani.

Anyhow, be it as it may.
The English said that to be warned is to be forearmed and Gikuyu interjected that “Rwi itara ruthekaga rwi riko”.
Since it looks like it is a Kiss-and-tell-all moment for you guys, could you please disclose everything so that “ndikanoige ndierirwo”.
 
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Tiiga Waana said:
@Aviator,,
Are you insinuating that it could all end up in premium tears? Really? Ngai Mwathani.

Anyhow, be it as it may.
The English said that to be warned is to be forearmed and Gikuyu interjected that “Rwi itara ruthekaga rwi riko”.
Since it looks like it is a Kiss-and-tell-all moment for you guys, could you please disclose everything so that “ndikanoige ndierirwo”.
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Write 'Tiga Waana' on your thigh and inbox me the pix. No nudes, just something tasteful. Make me believe cupcakes..
 
It is a fact that the generations (men in particular) of yore also squandered their little moneys on alcohol, cheap thrills and dirty tiddies. Raising up the future generations was never a priority to them. It was a task left to the church and school. Have a listen to the popular Kikuyu hits from the 70s and 80s and you'll understand.

The children of course would only adopt their parents tabias and here we are today with functionally senile octogenarians acting all surprised yet it was a disaster of their own doing.

Mtoto umleavyo, ndivyo akuavyo.
 
imei2012 said:
Got a friend from banana, he told me old folks in his village are afraid to sub divide land to sons and transfer ownership to them coz the next thing they do is sell, that brought about pandemonium in the family and some children even entertained the idea of 'resting' their parents
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This is what was happening in Kilifi a while ago. Very many wazees were declared witches and killed. Barobaros subdivided the land and squandered it
 
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