Hype za TV - "I make a mirrion sheerengs in a bad month."

[upepo]

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Farmers Beware.
The journey started in Feb this year while watching Tv. Someone from Murang'a was advertising Giant type of pumpkins which he pupports to make millions in few months. Mkenya ni nani.. I took a calculator and made calculations.. The thrill of becoming a millionaire in months time made me forget what I had gone through during the Quails frenzy back in the days.. I bought into the idea and got seeds (@20,000/=) from the guy for a two-acre leased farm with a promise that he will buy off the produce at 40 bob per kg. When the pumpkins were ready to be harvested in July I contacted the guy severally but he never kept the promise. The farm produced 8,000kg. I ended up selling them at throw away price. Way too low. Learn from my mistakes. I now sow what I see on my table every day as Noah said.

 

[Pamba 1]

Sure bet ni kufuga jogoo za kuuza Dec, an easy way to be a millionaire

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Usife moyo.

 

[Nattydread]

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The journey started in Feb this year while watching Tv. Someone from Murang'a was advertising Giant type of pumpkins which he pupports to make millions in few months. Mkenya ni nani.. I took a calculator and made calculations.. The thrill of becoming a millionaire in months time made me forget what I had gone through during the Quails frenzy back in the days.. I bought into the idea and got seeds (@20,000/=) from the guy for a two-acre leased farm with a promise that he will buy off the produce at 40 bob per kg. When the pumpkins were ready to be harvested in July I contacted the guy severally but he never kept the promise. The farm produced 8,000kg. I ended up selling them at throw away price. Way too low. Learn from my mistakes. I now sow what I see on my table every day as Noah said.

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The author should forget the quails and TV and remember the basic law of supply and demand.

If 2000 Kenyans watched TV and all went to grow giant pumpkins (BAH!), the supply grew from that 8000Kg harvest to 16,000,000 Kg.

He should now recalculate the price and invite neighbours for free malenge.

 

[Tommy Kwesule]

The author should forget the quails and TV and remember the basic law of supply and demand.

If 2000 Kenyans watched TV and all went to grow giant pumpkins (BAH!), the supply grew from that 8000Kg harvest to 16,000,000 Kg.

He should now recalculate the price and invite neighbours for free malenge.

That's the same thing that happened with quails. Kila mtu aliingilia.

 

[Pamba 1]

1000 jogoos *1000 senators mimi sio millionaire

 

[StewMaker]

1000 jogoos *1000 senators mimi sio millionaire

Kwa iyo hesabu sijaona utakula jogoo ngapi

 

[upepo]

1000 jogoos *1000 senators mimi sio millionaire

Chunga usirudi Nairobi ukiwa umemea manyoya ya kuku juu ya kuzikula after soko kuharibika.

 

[Pamba 1]

Chunga usirudi Nairobi ukiwa umemea manyoya ya kuku juu ya kuzikula after soko kuharibika.

Dec soko ya jogoo huwa haiharibiki kwanza 1 k ni bei ya kutupa.

 

[Pamba 1]

Kwa iyo hesabu sijaona utakula jogoo ngapi

Nakula za kike hazina bei Dec.

 

[Cabaye Captain]

Nakula za kike hazina bei Dec.

Wacha hio ugonjwa ya New castle iingie area. It can wipe the entire investment. But then again you have to try things out, you can hit it big.

Mimi natafuta capital mdogo mdogo, will implement some of this crazy ideas one day.

 

[Cabaye Captain]

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The journey started in Feb this year while watching Tv. Someone from Murang'a was advertising Giant type of pumpkins which he pupports to make millions in few months. Mkenya ni nani.. I took a calculator and made calculations.. The thrill of becoming a millionaire in months time made me forget what I had gone through during the Quails frenzy back in the days.. I bought into the idea and got seeds (@20,000/=) from the guy for a two-acre leased farm with a promise that he will buy off the produce at 40 bob per kg. When the pumpkins were ready to be harvested in July I contacted the guy severally but he never kept the promise. The farm produced 8,000kg. I ended up selling them at throw away price. Way too low. Learn from my mistakes. I now sow what I see on my table every day as Noah said.

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Are pumpkins perishable?

 

[Fala12]

1000 jogoos *1000 senators mimi sio millionaire

Kwa hio 1000 ya kuuza, cost ya kulisha na kuuza ni ngapi ?

 

[Ubongo]

Kwa hio 1000 ya kuuza, cost ya kulisha na kuuza ni ngapi ?

Anasema ni free range

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Are pumpkins perishable?

If it's kept in a cool area with plenty of circulating air, a whole, fresh pumpkin lasts two to three months. Once carved, pumpkins will generally last up for three to five days — or up to two weeks if you live in a colder climate or keep it in the fridge between uses.

Here's how long pumpkins last before and after you carve them for Halloween

HALLOWEEN is a time to pick your pumpkins and think about carving patterns. If you want to keep yours out for longer and get the decorations up earlier, there are a few ways to make sure your Hallo…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Fala12]

Anasema ni free range

Free range haina cost ?

 

[Nattydread]

Are pumpkins perishable?

Very, na hakuna harufu mbaya kama ya malenge ya kuoza.

 

[Ngima ya waru]

Chunga usirudi Nairobi ukiwa umemea manyoya ya kuku juu ya kuzikula after soko kuharibika.

Not bad, he might choose to flap his way back to Ilovi

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Not bad, he might choose to flap his way back to Ilovi

You can call it doing an Icarus.

 

[Ngima ya waru]

You can call it doing an Icarus.

Heheh I only got to enjoy that book in high school.