Individualistic neighborhood

Saa hii watatoa.... Wakikutana na sufuria floating in the bedroom hawana otherwise
😁😁 after I install those cameras facing the street, I'll wait until mmoja wao aibiwe gari, they'll want to know who walked in right? Then I'll charge them arm and leg to view my cctv....I'm waiting Hawa bonobos in ties..na nitangoja... nimewashiba sana..
 
Kuna breed flani mbaya sijui mbona inazaana sana. I used to stay in a flat where one of the occupants used to throw kitchen waste and papers from her flat despite there being garbage collection services. Mwingine naye alikuwa anapenda kuchoma takataka instead of leaving it for the garbage people.
 
Shida ya watu huwa, when you introduce an idea, they think you are the one to gain.

Kuna wozap group ya family members nili propose tuwe tuna changa some amount monthly. Kisha we can use it as an emergency kitty, mtu akiwa na shida ya fee etc. Very few people were for it.

After a few months, mtu akawa mgonjwa. No funds. Watu waki contribute ni peanuts tu. Niliwacha watu waendelee kujitia vidole.
 
😁😁 after I install those cameras facing the street, I'll wait until mmoja wao aibiwe gari, they'll want to know who walked in right? Then I'll charge them arm and leg to view my cctv....I'm waiting Hawa bonobos in ties..na nitangoja... nimewashiba sana..
ki ki ki, even me I would take any idea from suicidal bonobo with a pinch of salt
 
😁😁 after I install those cameras facing the street, I'll wait until mmoja wao aibiwe gari, they'll want to know who walked in right? Then I'll charge them arm and leg to view my cctv....I'm waiting Hawa bonobos in ties..na nitangoja... nimewashiba sana..

You will be surprised at how affordable surveillance is nowadays. Do a simple setup, at least 2mp cameras that can cover at least 50 Mts, set alerts and integrate the setup with internet.

Baas!

Utapata alerts, snapshots, face counts, heat maps, vehicle count,coral reef formations :D, cloud cover etc etc off course with the right configuration.

Kama mtu anataka clip ama footage, charge them a bare minimum of 2k, baadaye watatii.

Since @zapp_brannigan amekuomba kazi, sitaendelea saana, naomba anipe ya kuvuruta cables.
 
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reminds me of a place I used to live. manze walibeba battery ya jalopy alafu they tried accessing my house but wakashindwa. Another time wakavandalize all jalopies in the compound. Tukashikana kama tenants tukaenda kuongea na landlord alete soja akatufukuza kama umbwa! a month didn't pass, his last born was attacked twice, hehehe niliona after the 2nd attack landlord amekuja Ku introduce soja.
 
You will be surprised at how affordable surveillance is nowadays. Do a simple setup, at least 2mp cameras that can cover at least 50 Mts, set alerts and integrate the setup with internet.

Baas!

Utapata alerts, snapshots, face counts, heat maps, vehicle count,coral reef formations :D, cloud cover etc etc off course with the right configuration.

Kama mtu anataka clip ama footage, charge them a bare minimum of 2k, baadaye watatii.

Since @zapp_brannigan amekuomba kazi, sitaendelea saana, naomba anipe ya kuvuruta cables.
You know if all neighborhood decide to have those night vision hamtaona mikora? But our individualistic bonoborism wont allow us to think this way . Kila mtu apambane na hali yake
 
reminds me of a place I used to live. manze walibeba battery ya jalopy alafu they tried accessing my house but wakashindwa. Another time wakavandalize all jalopies in the compound. Tukashikana kama tenants tukaenda kuongea na landlord alete soja akatufukuza kama umbwa! a month didn't pass, his last born was attacked twice, hehehe niliona after the 2nd attack landlord amekuja Ku introduce soja.
Sio nyinyi mlienda kutwanga kijana kutoa hasira za kufukuza Kama ngui?
 
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You will be surprised at how affordable surveillance is nowadays. Do a simple setup, at least 2mp cameras that can cover at least 50 Mts, set alerts and integrate the setup with internet.

Baas!

Utapata alerts, snapshots, face counts, heat maps, vehicle count,coral reef formations :D, cloud cover etc etc off course with the right configuration.

Kama mtu anataka clip ama footage, charge them a bare minimum of 2k, baadaye watatii.

Since @zapp_brannigan amekuomba kazi, sitaendelea saana, naomba anipe ya kuvuruta cables.
Until gafament ikuje demanding you link up to their control center...
 
Me thinks you are the one orchestrating the events to teach them a lesson after wakatae kukunikishia kitunguu
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: I'm not that evil. Now you are thinking like those Kenyans that are always suspicious over every proposal that anyone makes.
 
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We have some problem ya drainage in my community.I came up and sent a message to a group of my neighbors that if we can put funds together , we will be able to put some drainage pipes that will drain all the water to a wetland somewhere.

Did my analysis and realized that it will cost 300,000 inclusive labor and if you divide by 30 of us it will cost 10k each. All neighbors are top civil servants by the way except me . Jamaa walikataa. Now mvua ikanyesha juzi, it flooded their houses to the core . They came looking for me to provide details ya contractor but I said contractor will charge 600,000 up from 300,000.(this was meant to teach them a lesson)

Months ago I told them every compound needs camera so that we can see who walks in right from the gate mpaka mwisho... walikataa... what followed was a series of car break in, theft, . Recently I saw some of them starting to install. Funny thing is that they make those cameras just face their doors only and nothing facing main street !!!! I had installed one camera in my bed sitter house 😁 but I want one round the building(still negotiating with my contractor @Doc oga ) .

Anyway this bonobo culture we have is abhorrent. Do we have to face crisis to reason. Most kenyans always think that whoever's comes up with an idea to benefit the community wants to benefit selfishly. We are always suspicious of each other.It's a wrong bonobo culture.
my friend, fence make good neighbours but again hakuna mtu , self contained ! don't give up be a leader . I'm sure non is a bonobo !
 
Shida ya watu huwa, when you introduce an idea, they think you are the one to gain.

Kuna wozap group ya family members nili propose tuwe tuna changa some amount monthly. Kisha we can use it as an emergency kitty, mtu akiwa na shida ya fee etc. Very few people were for it.

After a few months, mtu akawa mgonjwa. No funds. Watu waki contribute ni peanuts tu. Niliwacha watu waendelee kujitia vidole.
Are we related sir, niko na hio shida kwetu.
 
Taifa letu tukufu tuko na PTSD from years of being robbed, ripped off and conned, anything that involves money is met with skepticism and suspicion.

Next time when you have an idea present it in its roughest form, while devouring some choma and imbibing some drinks, let guys brainstorm and give it meat so that they can own it, utashangaa sana kuskia someone knows someone who could get the job done even below market rate.
 
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