This is Guka - The Real Deal. Friday Random Thoughts..................

[mzeiya]

Right on cue:

 

[Othello]

This repetitive bullshit can only come from someone who got no idea what happens out there, esp in rural areas.

 

[DeepInYourMind]

It's all tribalistic politics. Nothing profound to proclaim. common knowledge. The day kenyans start reasoning, the day things take a turn for better

 

[mZENDE]

1. Is there a country that has EVER developed when the average woman has 5 children?

2. We live in the tropics with a fair amount or rainfall and sunshine. Why aren't we a net food exporter like Australia? Why are we having to import food from backwaters such as Tz and Uganda?

Our rich Land allows and is able to support its population

3-10. The head is rotten. The body is infected. Get the head sorted out the body heals.

 

[Aviator]

Leta hekaya we learn. And when was this?

You see those water kiosks for bottling water? Here is a list of licences and approximate costs for Nairobi county if they are to operate without regular raids from authorities.
1. Business permit 40k
2. Public Health licence 18k
3. Nema 30k
4. KRA exercise tax application 50k
5. KRA exercise duty bond 400k
6. KRA stamps min 12k
7. KEBS 33k per brand
8. KIPI 6k per brand
9. Barcodes 5K per item

And the latest KEBS standard requires automation from A to Z. Chinese automated line is 4m cheapest.

Now tell me how easy it is doing business in Kenya.

 

[Aviator]

You see those water kiosks for bottling water? Here is a list of licences and approximate costs for Nairobi county if they are to operate without regular raids from authorities.
1. Business permit 40k
2. Public Health licence 18k
3. Nema 30k
4. KRA exercise tax application 50k
5. KRA exercise duty bond 400k
6. KRA stamps min 12k
7. KEBS 33k per brand
8. KIPI 6k per brand
9. Barcodes 5K per item

And the latest KEBS standard requires automation from A to Z. Chinese automated line is 4m cheapest.

Now tell me how easy it is doing business in Kenya.

Ooh, I forgot to mention that the premises must be an industrial area. If its your premises within an estate, apply for change of user from residential to industrial. Approximately 80k.

 

[zapp_brannigan]

You see those water kiosks for bottling water? Here is a list of licences and approximate costs for Nairobi county if they are to operate without regular raids from authorities.
1. Business permit 40k
2. Public Health licence 18k
3. Nema 30k
4. KRA exercise tax application 50k
5. KRA exercise duty bond 400k
6. KRA stamps min 12k
7. KEBS 33k per brand
8. KIPI 6k per brand
9. Barcodes 5K per item

And the latest KEBS standard requires automation from A to Z. Chinese automated line is 4m cheapest.

Now tell me how easy it is doing business in Kenya.

Wueeh ,it must take ages to make a profit if you do it the legal way .

 

[Aviator]

Wueeh ,it must take ages to make a profit if you do it the legal way .

Then after all that, someone fakes your brand and sells at half the cost.

 

[Kdawg254]

Swali zile no one has asked @Field Marshal is 1.How many hectares is he currently farming and what is he currently exporting?
2. How many products is he currently manufacturing or has ever even manufactured?
3. How many unit of electricity does he consume and what does he do with the electricity?

Atujibu hizo then we can engage!

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Be brave, no 1, China walifikaje a billion people kama sio kuzaa?

 

[Aviator]

@Field Marshal check here. This is the current update.

 

[Othello]

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@Field Marshal check here. This is the current update.

I told you this fool lives in forest. Bure kabisa

 

[Aviator]

I told you this fool lives in forest. Bure kabisa

Sasa hivi hawezi tokea ajitetee.

 

[Ubongo]

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@Field Marshal check here. This is the current update.

So many busybodies doing the same task with additional collection of money. Bureaucracy.
Ingia kwa mjengo ni the same.
We are so overtaxed.
Maneno ya kuzaa watoto wengi na such above punitive policies zinakujia wapi sasa

 

[Aviator]

So many busybodies doing the same task with additional collection of money. Bureaucracy.
Ingia kwa mjengo ni the same.
We are so overtaxed.
Maneno ya kuzaa watoto wengi na such above punitive policies zinakujia wapi sasa

Guka must explain to us, or forever hold his peace.
@Field Marshal

 

[Field Marshal]

I told you this fool lives in forest. Bure kabisa

@admin please protect me from this troller who just keeps insulting me.

 

[Othello]

@admin please protect me from this troller who just keeps insulting me.

really? What have I said that is not true? Isn't the thread repetitive of what you have been writing for the last few yrs? Again, hasn't aviator not put enough evidence that you dont know what exactly happens out there? Who is trolling? I speak from experience, with bitterness and anger knowing what this family has subjected many people to. Bure kabisa

 

[Ngima ya Mûhîa]

Field Marshal= Gathisha

 

[Sambamba]

Hapa ata wewe huwa umetupa mbao, name a small country that is economically successful without a large local market that facilitates trade or attracts traders.

New Zealand population 4 million
Denmark population 5 million
Norway population and 5 million
Switzerland population 8 million

 

[Elgin]

Guka,take your whitecup slowly and rest like we Kenyans. Hio hesabu tulipiga kitambo and tukarelax kitambo.