Kagwe Vipindire

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Oparanya can now hold political rally meetings while Kagwe anasema how they will close bars, how people should not attend meetings na PR vipindiree mingi mingi. Ama hana powers when it comes to big people, ni tu wanyonge?
Nawaambia be brave msikae nyumbani, mtakuta waliwamalizia kila kitu huku nje

 

[Cortedivoire]

Tafakari hii. When you try to shake a mugumo tree only your buttocks will shake. Field Marshall circa 1990

 

[mzeiya]

Tafakari hii. When you try to shake a mugumo tree only your buttocks will shake. Field Marshall circa 1990

This is the funniest saying I've heard in a long long time

 

[Kasaman]

Tafakari hii. When you try to shake a mugumo tree only your buttocks will shake. Field Marshall circa 1990

Few will have their nyee shake tongether with their buttocks

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Tafakari hii. When you try to shake a mugumo tree only your buttocks will shake. Field Marshall circa 1990

He who shakes the Mugumo should not be afraid even when his buttocks shake

 

[Kasaman]

He who shakes the Mugumo should not be afraid even when his buttocks shake

Get down to reality ! Living in Utopia.

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Get down to reality ! Living in Utopia.

The reality is: Political leaders do not heed Kagwe, a majority of the people do not wear masks.... Or is there an alternate reality?

 

[Vakozao]

Remember You Can Gerrit I Can Gerrit So Stay Safe By Masking And Sanitizing.Lets Conquer Corona

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Hata Uhuru is brave.... Ama mtasema?

 

[Ramiran]

Ehh gikombe
.....ona kiraiko

 

[Wairi2002]

Hata Uhuru is brave.... Ama mtasema?

Hatusemi kitu

 

[Field Marshal]

He he he he! What a joke! A whole president drunk as a skunk mpaka his own people ni 'Eeee gikombe, eee gikombe" ('amepiga jug, amepiga jug')......