Kabuda
Elder Lister
To be honest, I didn't know whether to post this under 'sex and relationships' ,health or general.
But, two days ago I got some really bad tummy ache.
You know that kind of pain you get and you just know that it won't end well?....
I hate doctors, hospitals and everything that involves me seeking help from someone else.
But once in a while, as a mere mortal, you have to seek help from arrogant contemptuous doctors.
Let's face it, most doctors are an arrogant self satisfied bunch of twats that you'd rather not encounter if you could help it.
Anyway, my pains got worse and in no time, I was on the floor rolling side to side and all the while trying to maintain a straight face as my girlfriend insisted on calling for an ambulance.
When I started sweating profusely and shaking, I allowed her to call 999.
Kidogo I am in the back of an ambulance with an oxygen mask and all manner of drama....
And then we get to the Emergency department of the hospital and I'm met by this Indian doctor who is otherwise casually dressed and save for the pair of stethoscopes on his neck, he could pass for just another member of public in this chaotic place.
I explained to him that I have excruciating pain on the right side of my tummy and it's so bad I'm struggling to breath.
Hapo ndiyo jinga nikaona imevaa blue gloves and he asked me to lie on my side and lower my trousers!...
Under normal circumstances, I would have punched his lights out for making such a proposition but I am in dire pain and I will do just about anything to make it stop.
Kidogo, in full view of Everyone else in A&E the perv pulls some tube out of his pocket,lubricates his right hand fingers and proceeds to insert two of his fingers in my Anus!!!!
He is so close to me I can smell curry in his breath as he explains to me that I need an emergency operation because my appendix has burst!
Two hours later, I was minus my appendix.
Village doctors, what has my appendix got to do with a mustache wearing middle aged noncy looking doctor stuffing my rear end with his fingers?
I feel so violated it's going to take a while before I regain my dignity.
But, two days ago I got some really bad tummy ache.
You know that kind of pain you get and you just know that it won't end well?....
I hate doctors, hospitals and everything that involves me seeking help from someone else.
But once in a while, as a mere mortal, you have to seek help from arrogant contemptuous doctors.
Let's face it, most doctors are an arrogant self satisfied bunch of twats that you'd rather not encounter if you could help it.
Anyway, my pains got worse and in no time, I was on the floor rolling side to side and all the while trying to maintain a straight face as my girlfriend insisted on calling for an ambulance.
When I started sweating profusely and shaking, I allowed her to call 999.
Kidogo I am in the back of an ambulance with an oxygen mask and all manner of drama....
And then we get to the Emergency department of the hospital and I'm met by this Indian doctor who is otherwise casually dressed and save for the pair of stethoscopes on his neck, he could pass for just another member of public in this chaotic place.
I explained to him that I have excruciating pain on the right side of my tummy and it's so bad I'm struggling to breath.
Hapo ndiyo jinga nikaona imevaa blue gloves and he asked me to lie on my side and lower my trousers!...
Under normal circumstances, I would have punched his lights out for making such a proposition but I am in dire pain and I will do just about anything to make it stop.
Kidogo, in full view of Everyone else in A&E the perv pulls some tube out of his pocket,lubricates his right hand fingers and proceeds to insert two of his fingers in my Anus!!!!
He is so close to me I can smell curry in his breath as he explains to me that I need an emergency operation because my appendix has burst!
Two hours later, I was minus my appendix.
Village doctors, what has my appendix got to do with a mustache wearing middle aged noncy looking doctor stuffing my rear end with his fingers?
I feel so violated it's going to take a while before I regain my dignity.
