mzeiya
Elder Lister
...well, judging from a few headlines and all taken from TODAY's Business Daily.
As I said, we are a wealthy nation with a thriving economy. Our hospitals are so well equipped that patients just walk in, get treated immediately with no queues, no missing medicine and doctors are practically begging for work because there’s an oversupply. Our schools? World-class! Every student has a personal tablet, classes have smartboards, and teachers are never on strike.
The roads? Smooth as butter! Not a single pothole in sight, and streetlights shine so bright you’d think it’s daytime all night. Garbage collection is a competitive sport now trucks fighting to pick up rubbish before it even touches the ground. The old and vulnerable? Ah, they’re living large on government stipends, sipping tea in five-star homes, thanks to the overflowing social welfare funds. Housing crisis? What housing crisis? Everyone has a roof over their head even stray dogs have condos!
Honestly, no one should complain when our national Treasury is just swimming in money and throwing cash at simple things such as
As I said, we are a wealthy nation with a thriving economy. Our hospitals are so well equipped that patients just walk in, get treated immediately with no queues, no missing medicine and doctors are practically begging for work because there’s an oversupply. Our schools? World-class! Every student has a personal tablet, classes have smartboards, and teachers are never on strike.
The roads? Smooth as butter! Not a single pothole in sight, and streetlights shine so bright you’d think it’s daytime all night. Garbage collection is a competitive sport now trucks fighting to pick up rubbish before it even touches the ground. The old and vulnerable? Ah, they’re living large on government stipends, sipping tea in five-star homes, thanks to the overflowing social welfare funds. Housing crisis? What housing crisis? Everyone has a roof over their head even stray dogs have condos!
Honestly, no one should complain when our national Treasury is just swimming in money and throwing cash at simple things such as
