Wamunitho and Raum.

Meria

Meria

Elder Lister
Wamunitho aka Wamuthoni is the best model citizen i have ever met, beter than @Field Marshal wa kutuma paybill, Wamunitho was a very religious law abiding citizen. i met him kwa office ya mburoti maguta maguta and we became neighbors. Wamunitho had money, he was a scrap metal dealer, he had several yards all over, yaani simple slumdog millionaire na hungejua, his beat up Nissan 110 had miango ya rangi tofauti. we all knew alikua ameiunganisha from all his scrap metal, the engine sound was something else, acha tu. loaded guys dont talk much all flosh their wealth. Great family man, in our dusty suburb yeye ndiye alituletea stima na maji with his influence

In our local Wamunitho we used to see him on fridays saturdays and sunday mchana akitoka church, beer mbili tatu after game ya 5pm anahepa to go to his Mrs.

so

one day we were suprised when Wamunitho came on a Tuesday kwa local Mundeke and ordered a crate of beer. Ngai! Jeeeso Mwathani tukamaka. we asked, Wamunitho nini mbaya?

he said, my frens kunyweni kwanza na muitishe ingine leo nime save 90k ilikua ya potea hivo tu.

sis hao tukavuta viti karibu tukameza crate ya kwanza.

hehe, my frens Ukiona simba amenyeshewa usithanie ni paka

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Crate ya pili ya tatu on a tuesday evening ndio Wamunitho alianza hekaya.

"my frens acha ni waambie" in his voice.

"juzi nikiwa nakumatt while reversing i hit a car, as a good citizen nikakaa hapo nigojee mwenyewe" story ikaanza.

few minutes later a short bald guy whom i later came to know is a doctor akakuja na trolley yake imejaa shopping kwa ka gari kake ata nilikua sijui ni model gani, so i told him makosa imefanyika was waiting for you.

nilikua nimegonga left side passenger door, akifungua remotely haifunguki, door had a slight dent hap chini kwa rail.

Daktari kipara went balistic, tried to talk hataki kuskia.

Wamunitho hapa alisema ndio saa hio angechapa huyu kofi mbili na aende, but he listened to the shit as he was the one who had hit the Raum.

after security ya Nakumat ingiliad numbers were exchanged and Wamunitho and Doc agreed wakutane garage ya doc atengezewe mlango. Wamunitho to take the cost. alls well that ends well.

wueh goja uskie.
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Next morning as agreed Wamunitho called doc kipash and they met in his garage hapo Ganjoni, his mech said hii mlango is unrepairable, they need a new door, Wamunitho hakua na shida, in his car they weny to all car yards in mombasa mlango hawakupata, Raum ndio zilikua zimeingia spares were haba.

An doc kipash stuck to his gun, he needs a new door, the only other option after calling guys in Nairobi was order for the Raum door online.



hehe. cheking online the mlango bei yake ilikua 90k. :mwatani" Wamunitho akahema, he is a family God fearing man. an doc kipash short guy gave him 3 days alipe hio mlango.

Wamuthoni aka Wamunitho naye ni nani, in his garage in one of his scrap metal yards hii mlango ingetengezwa na 1k, here is short jakipash demanding a new door.
 
Wamunitho hapa ndio alijam, yaani kitu ya less than 3k alipe 90k, and knowing when he hit the car he could just have driven off then short daktari kipash anataka 90k.

Wamunitho akachora game, he is from the ghetto hardcore kabisa.
 
Wamunitho hapa ndio alijam, yaani kitu ya less than 3k alipe 90k, and knowing when he hit the car he could just have driven off then short daktari kipash anataka 90k.

Wamunitho akachora game, he is from the ghetto hardcore kabisa.



Wamunitho called a meeting with himself,

yaani mlango which should cost 2k nilipe 90k, aapana "gutingithie uguo"

we were still in local Wamunitho anaendelea na hekaya.

in his various scrap metal yards ako na trucks which come to pick his daily collections.

so my Wamunitho talked to one of the drivers in a beat up old FH sitasema number hapa, An short doc kipash had a routine, Nakumatt alikua anaingia 5pm anatokea 6 going home, Wamunitho told this crazy deree bro ya Wakameat to fix the Raum.

for two days akitoka pale nakumatt Nyali walimtega but aliponea, but on this day tuesday they got him, pale kwa small bump hapo Former Tembo discotheque ndio Raum ilikangiwa brakes na FH ya scrap metal, doc kipash aliingia nyuma ya hio turuck and wrecked his car, bonnet, radiator, windscreen acha tu.

so Wamunitho was very happy asking us kama an Doc atapiga simu amuulize mlango..

tukaitisha crate ingine ya nne tukigojea.
 
Sasa wakimbizane na Insurance :LOL:
Meria said:
Wamunitho hapa ndio alijam, yaani kitu ya less than 3k alipe 90k, and knowing when he hit the car he could just have driven off then short daktari kipash anataka 90k.

Wamunitho akachora game, he is from the ghetto hardcore kabisa.



Wamunitho called a meeting with himself,

yaani mlango which should cost 2k nilipe 90k, aapana "gutingithie uguo"

we were still in local Wamunitho anaendelea na hekaya.

in his various scrap metal yards ako na trucks which come to pick his daily collections.

so my Wamunitho talked to one of the drivers in a beat up old FH sitasema number hapa, An short doc kipash had a routine, Nakumatt alikua anaingia 5pm anatokea 6 going home, Wamunitho told this crazy deree bro ya Wakameat to fix the Raum.

for two days akitoka pale nakumatt Nyali walimtega but aliponea, but on this day tuesday they got him, pale kwa small bump hapo Former Tembo discotheque ndio Raum ilikangiwa brakes na FH ya scrap metal, doc kipash aliingia nyuma ya hio turuck and wrecked his car, bonnet, radiator, windscreen acha tu.

so Wamunitho was very happy asking us kama an Doc atapiga simu amuulize mlango..

tukaitisha crate ingine ya nne tukigojea.
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Mimi huona watu wakicheza na sisi Wasapere nashtuka sana. Very cruel people. Kama mimi sasa ukiniangalia ni retired elder wa PCEA. Lakini the number of times I have thought of having my kazin kidnapped and buried alive kwa jeneza kubwa ya off cuts, about a mere high ndiyo akae kama siku Sita kabla hajakufa, just terrifies me on the man I can be when triggered....
 
Field Marshal said:
Mimi huona watu wakicheza na sisi Wasapere nashtuka sana. Very cruel people. Kama mimi sasa ukiniangalia ni retired elder wa PCEA. Lakini the number of times I have thought of having my kazin kidnapped and buried alive kwa jeneza kubwa ya off cuts, about a mere high ndiyo akae kama siku Sita kabla hajakufa, just terrifies me on the man I can be when triggered....
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And this is what has led to proliferation of Singomathas in your areas, no one wants a vindictive bitch who will run away with your offsprings and maybe kill you when you bring an assistant wife to assist her.
 
Field Marshal said:
Mimi huona watu wakicheza na sisi Wasapere nashtuka sana. Very cruel people. Kama mimi sasa ukiniangalia ni retired elder wa PCEA. Lakini the number of times I have thought of having my kazin kidnapped and buried alive kwa jeneza kubwa ya offcuts, about a metre high ndiyo akae kama siku sita kabla hajakufa, just terrifies me on the man I can be when triggered....
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Field Marshal said:
Mimi huona watu wakicheza na sisi Wasapere nashtuka sana. Very cruel people. Kama mimi sasa ukiniangalia ni retired elder wa PCEA. Lakini the number of times I have thought of having my kazin kidnapped and buried alive kwa jeneza kubwa ya off cuts, about a mere high ndiyo akae kama siku Sita kabla hajakufa, just terrifies me on the man I can be when triggered....
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Cwould like you to meet Wamunitho.
He takes white cap
 
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