This is Guka - This is What Swansea na Unjaruo Yake Cannot Understand...............

[Field Marshal]

Gari ni kukufikisha destination, siyo ya ku-floss. Probox ni gari. Wingroad ni gari.

Hata nduthi ni gari..................

 

[Budspencer]

Gari ni kukufikisha destination, siyo ya ku-floss. Probox ni gari. Wingroad ni gari.

Hata nduthi ni gari..................

DNA kwa Waititu ni upuus!

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Gari ni kukufikisha destination, siyo ya ku-floss. Probox ni gari. Wingroad ni gari.

Hata nduthi ni gari..................

And the Man Waitish reportedly refused to post the fine. Said neega should spend the next 3 months in jail ajue this earth is hard.
Then the neega claimed that he is ready to do his three months in jail. Funny,neega is studying law in Daystar.

 

[Kasaman]

And the Man Waitish reportedly refused to post the fine. Said neega should spend the next 3 months in jail ajue this earth is hard.
Then the neega claimed that he is ready to do his three months in jail. Funny,neega is studying law in Daystar.

Thought he's in Punjab university with stone throwing as a major !

 

[Field Marshal]

And the Man Waitish reportedly refused to post the fine. Said neega should spend the next 3 months in jail ajue this earth is hard.
Then the neega claimed that he is ready to do his three months in jail. Funny,neega is studying law in Daystar.

That bit made me laugh. Buda amekataa kulipa 30K akaambia kijana ajipange ama apoeshe uji 3 months..................Sapere parents are other ones I tell you...........

 

[Swansea]

Kila nyani na starehe yake.

 

[Field Marshal]

Kila nyani na starehe yake.

Njaruo huku Ndeiya tunakufa na ukame. Tumia mimi na @Mongrel some famine relief.....................

 

[Ssabasajja]

DNA kwa Waititu ni upuus!

He has many kids in Eastlands, according to rumours.

 

[Mongrel]

Njaruo huku Ndeiya tunakufa na ukame. Tumia mimi na @Mongrel some famine relief.....................

Swanschieth tunaumia bana

 

[Mongrel]

Kila nyani na starehe yake.

Tuma kakitu bana

Kila nyani na starehe yake.

 

[Eng'iti]

That bit made me laugh. Buda amekataa kulipa 30K akaambia kijana ajipange ama apoeshe uji 3 months..................Sapere parents are other ones I tell you...........

Wewe ulishindwa kuwadhibiti wako huku ukiwaimbia 'toto, sweetie, babaa' so usianze kuonelea vile wengine wanafaa wachunge watoi wao.

 

[Ubongo]

Then it means amewasubua sana....kazi yake probably ni pombe na malaya mpaka baba amechoka sasa anataka alearn the hard way.

 

[Magreb]

Gari ni kukufikisha destination, siyo ya ku-floss. Probox ni gari. Wingroad ni gari.

Hata nduthi ni gari..................

Many years back nikiwa college, I once told some bonobo classmates that a bicycle is a vehicle. I was laughed out of town by all including some jaluo lecturer.

 

[Mongrel]

 

[Ubongo]

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Hii pesa ya walimu ilienda wapi... they should petition

 

[Pamba 1]

That bit made me laugh. Buda amekataa kulipa 30K akaambia kijana ajipange ama apoeshe uji 3 months..................Sapere parents are other ones I tell you...........

Waititi hata engine za lorry zake yeye hufunga akiwa na khupipi, mali ngumu kabisa.

 

[Ssabasajja]

Waititi hata engine za lorry zake yeye hufunga akiwa na khupipi, mali ngumu kabisa.

Zile petrol station zake pale Njiru kwa mlima ukielekea Chokaa aliuza?

 

[Swansea]

Swanschieth tunaumia bana

Wewe bado nimekuwekea wanted Mungich.

Siku ile tutakutana utajua haujui na 130kgs of blubber. Utachanganyikiwa.

 

[Pamba 1]

Zile petrol station zake pale Njiru kwa mlima ukielekea Chokaa aliuza?

Waititi hawezi uza mali, pale kayole junction alinyakuwa yote.

 

[Aviator]

Reverse psychology.
Kama msichana alikua na 500m kwa account, kijana probably has a billion.

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