Field Marshal
Elder Lister
** A lady suffering from flu in Samburu yesterday drowned herself after her relatives told her she may be suffering from korona. Yaani she must have thought drowning was a better death? I won't use the primate word but you know what I mean.
** Following Trump's declaration that chloroquine can cure korona, the health ministry in Nigeria has asked all chemists not to sell the drug to anybody. Reason? Hospitals there are now dealing with more cases of chloroquine overdose, by people who want to protect themselves from the virus, than the pandemic itself.
** Somebody ask Jack Chan, can we rename Covid-19 the Kung Flu?
** Sad but true; the average age of Italy's korona fatality is 78 years. Also, less than 1% of China's victims were more than 50 years old. Africa's rat-level birth-rate may just protect us!
** Crazy statistic: California health authorities estimate that nearly 60 per cent of the state's population will have contracted the virus in the next two months. That's like nearly half of Kenya!
** Crazy but interesting thought 1: No kid under 18 has been reported to have died of korona. So why the ferk is the world closing down schools, including boarding, when it is apparent that children are immune?
** Crazy but interesting thought 2: If alcohol-based sanitisers kill the korona virus, doesn't it follow that staying drunk 24/7 on WhiteKAP confers total immunity?
Haya, ongezeni
** Following Trump's declaration that chloroquine can cure korona, the health ministry in Nigeria has asked all chemists not to sell the drug to anybody. Reason? Hospitals there are now dealing with more cases of chloroquine overdose, by people who want to protect themselves from the virus, than the pandemic itself.
** Somebody ask Jack Chan, can we rename Covid-19 the Kung Flu?
** Sad but true; the average age of Italy's korona fatality is 78 years. Also, less than 1% of China's victims were more than 50 years old. Africa's rat-level birth-rate may just protect us!
** Crazy statistic: California health authorities estimate that nearly 60 per cent of the state's population will have contracted the virus in the next two months. That's like nearly half of Kenya!
** Crazy but interesting thought 1: No kid under 18 has been reported to have died of korona. So why the ferk is the world closing down schools, including boarding, when it is apparent that children are immune?
** Crazy but interesting thought 2: If alcohol-based sanitisers kill the korona virus, doesn't it follow that staying drunk 24/7 on WhiteKAP confers total immunity?
Haya, ongezeni
