Things to know before moving out of your parent's house

We a born, and all of a sudden we are grown-ups. We start looking for jobs that are not available then end up depressed over responsibilities that are ahead of us.

Moving out of your parent's house could be due to many reasons;
  • They might be tired of you, they give you the 'utahama lini' look
  • You might have overstayed your visit. Your siblings will start disrespecting you, even the house cat
  • You have reached the sleepover age, and can't bring your girlfriend or boyfriend to your parent's house

Parent's won't open up to you, but their actions will speak louder, some parents might use the siblings to frustrate you so that uchangamke.

Before you are fed up with 'madharaus' and aibu ndogo ndogo, these are the most important things you should know and or have before moving out.

DISCLAIMER: Before you move out of your parent's house, it is advised that you get a job or a stable source of income.


1. The cost of moving

In Kenya, moving from one house to another requires a lot of money. The landlords require tenants to pay a deposit and rent of that month. Some landlords demand two months' rents plus a deposit to occupy their houses.

After identifying a house that you can afford, you need to have basic needs such as a blanket, a basin, cooking materials and where to sleep. Depending on your income, you can start by buying a mattress and a blanket as you plan to buy other stuff. With the 'uchokora' in us, you can start by sleeping on a box as you save up for a mattress, that's what people do.

For ladies, it would be a bit expensive to move since you are all full of details and other nonbasic stuff. Remember you cant kill yourself, always ask your parents for help they can't say no, in fact, they're so proud that you moved.

2. Know your budget

Draft a budget that will help you survive until you receive your next pay, include your daily expenses, food, and other necessities. Plan ahead so that you don't go broke and think of going back to your parent's house. Take note of what you can and cannot afford.

3. Savings

Opening a savings account is as important as having tea in the morning. Before moving into your own house, plan on how you'll set aside a certain amount for your savings, join a Sacco or open an account exclusively for saving. Whether you are employed or have a business, the saving will help you invest your money elsewhere for future use. Remember, the earlier you start saving, the better for you.

4. Your security

Ensure where you're moving into is very secure, the last thing you should expect is starting over after you are robbed on your way home, or your house and items stole. security has become a basic need. Think about it.

5. Build a network

Moving into your own house doesn't mean you'll be alone forever. Find a group of friends who'll make your mind think outside the box. Talking to friends helps you to network and find other sources of income. They might as well pop up to say hi and joke around.
 
Alafu one of the days you become so broke hadi unaoga na Ile gel ya utensils, ama unachemsha spaghetti na tomato sauce...

You get a hard on once a month
Saa hio mende kwako zinakuja tu kulala, na sababu you don't feed them they feel that they own space on your beddings too and while at they will even have a taste of your lips.
Of occasions when you are a wimmens... Lazima they must also taste the other lips... Jisas... Talk of cockroachmedia.. Or is coackswende
 
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Alafu one of the days you become so broke hadi unaoga na Ile gel ya utensils, ama unachemsha spaghetti na tomato sauce...

You get a hard on once a month
Saa hio mende kwako zinakuja tu kulala, na sababu you don't feed them they feel that they own space on your beddings too and while at they will even have a taste of your lips.
😁😁😁😁
 
Alafu one of the days you become so broke hadi unaoga na Ile gel ya utensils, ama unachemsha spaghetti na tomato sauce...

You get a hard on once a month
Saa hio mende kwako zinakuja tu kulala, na sababu you don't feed them they feel that they own space on your beddings too and while at they will even have a taste of your lips.
Of occasions when you are a wimmens... Lazima they must also taste the other lips... Jisas... Talk of cockroachmedia.. Or is coackswende
Pole kwa masaibu boss... :ROFLMAO:
 
Alafu one of the days you become so broke hadi unaoga na Ile gel ya utensils, ama unachemsha spaghetti na tomato sauce...

You get a hard on once a month
Saa hio mende kwako zinakuja tu kulala, na sababu you don't feed them they feel that they own space on your beddings too and while at they will even have a taste of your lips.
Of occasions when you are a wimmens... Lazima they must also taste the other lips... Jisas... Talk of cockroachmedia.. Or is coackswende
Umenikumbusha when I was starting life.

Nilikuwa kwa bed sitter ndogo na niko na kitanda, laptop na kikombe ya juice peke yake. Saa zingine nilikuwa naenda kwa dadangu kula ndio nirudi kuona movie nilale.

In the process ya kuenda huko, her school going kids wakaleta kunguni kwake. Since nilikuwa nashinda huko, pia mimi nikazineba nikapeleka kwangu.

At that time my immediate boss who had a nice arse akaanza kuniona nimekuwa snack. Tukaanza kushinda pamoja. Mimi nilikuwa hindiot sikujua ni nini alikuwa anatafuta. Nilikuwa naenda kwake napata amepika kuku murwa na kwa vile siwezi angusha my ancestors, nakula na kulamba hadi sufuria. Kumbe nilikuwa narushiwa mtama.

Ghafla bin vuu nikajipata nimevuliwa shati, vifungo vimetapakaa kila mahali, mikono yake iko busy na ameninyonya ulimi proper. Mie nani, nikareturn the favour. Hapo ndio Champions League ilianzia away game.

Alikuwa mchezaji hodari kama Nigel De Jong nikajipata nimekosa nguvu ya kutoka kwake two weeks. Ikafika wakati anaitisha mechi ya nyumbani na mimi nachora vile nina kitanda tu, huyu anakaa kunitoka. Nikasema haisuru, twende.

Game day ikafika nikaandaa mechi Camp Toyoyo nikidhani itakuwa disaster na kumbe ndio ilishika hata kuliko Camp Nou kwake. Wakati wa warm down ukafika, taa tukazima. Sikuwa nimejua kunguni wamezaana kuzaana.

Usiku nasikia naumwa tu ndani ya blanketi najiuliza kwani Mosquito leo wametuma special forces zao hawaogopi kuuma behind enemy lines ndani ya blanketi. Nikaona hapa wanahitaji kuwekwa kofi nuclear waondoe upus. Nikawasha taa.

Nilichoona nikadhani mwisho wa dunia umewadia. Kunguni wamekuja in waves ni kama ilikuwa maandamano ya ODM za haki yetu. Kunguni wamejaa kitandani!!

Kunguru pia akaamka kuuliza nini inaendelea na anajikuna. By that time nimefinya kunguni kadhaa, wengine wameingia mitini. Nikamshow ukweli tu, kuna kunguni wamezaana hapa hata sijui nifanyeje.

Akaamka, akachemsha maji kwa kettle, akamwagilia kitanda yote. Akachukua pasi akapiga blanketi sura mbaya ya Ken Knit pasi na sheets pia, kunguni wakadedi kama holocaust. Akaniambia dawa ya kununua kwa agrovet na akarudi kulala.

Hapo ndipo niling'amua wahenga na wahenguzi hawakutuvisha kilemba cha ukoka walipolonga kuwa, good dick will confund a lady of any status.
 
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Alafu one of the days you become so broke hadi unaoga na Ile gel ya utensils, ama unachemsha spaghetti na tomato sauce...

You get a hard on once a month
Saa hio mende kwako zinakuja tu kulala, na sababu you don't feed them they feel that they own space on your beddings too and while at they will even have a taste of your lips.
Of occasions when you are a wimmens... Lazima they must also taste the other lips... Jisas... Talk of cockroachmedia.. Or is coackswende

Umenikumbusha when I was starting life.

Nilikuwa kwa bed sitter ndogo na niko na kitanda, laptop na kikombe ya juice peke yake. Saa zingine nilikuwa naenda kwa dadangu kula ndio nirudi kuona movie nilale.

In the process ya kuenda huko, her school going kids wakaleta kunguni kwake. Since nilikuwa nashinda huko, pia mimi nikazineba nikapeleka kwangu.

At that time my immediate boss who had a nice arse akaanza kuniona nimekuwa snack. Tukaanza kushinda pamoja. Mimi nilikuwa hindiot sikujua ni nini alikuwa anatafuta. Nilikuwa naenda kwake napata amepika kuku murwa na kwa vile siwezi angusha my ancestors, nakula na kulamba hadi sufuria. Kumbe nilikuwa narushiwa mtama.

Ghafla bin vuu nikajipata nimevuliwa shati, vifungo vimetapakaa kila mahali, mikono yake iko busy na ameninyonya ulimi proper. Mie nani, nikareturn the favour. Hapo ndio Champions League ilianzia away game.

Alikuwa mchezaji hodari kama Nigel De Jong nikajipata nimekosa nguvu ya kutoka kwake two weeks. Ikafika wakati anaitisha mechi ya nyumbani na mimi nachora vile nina kitanda tu, huyu anakaa kunitoka. Nikasema haisuru, twende.

Game day ikafika nikaandaa mechi Camp Toyoyo nikidhani itakuwa disaster na kumbe ndio ilishika hata kuliko Camp Nou kwake. Wakati wa warm down ukafika, taa tukazima. Sikuwa nimejua kunguni wamezaana kuzaana.

Usiku nasikia naumwa tu ndani ya blanketi najiuliza kwani Mosquito leo wametuma special forces zao hawaogopi kuuma behind enemy lines ndani ya blanketi. Nikaona hapa wanahitaji kuwekwa kofi nuclear waondoe upus. Nikawasha taa.

Nilichoona nikadhani mwisho wa dunia umewadia. Kunguni wamekuja in waves ni kama ilikuwa maandamano ya ODM za haki yetu. Kunguni wamejaa kitandani!!

Kunguru pia akaamka kuuliza nini inaendelea na anajikuna. By that time nimefinya kunguni kadhaa, wengine wameingia mitini. Nikamshow ukweli tu, kuna kunguni wamezaana hapa hata sijui nifanyeje.

Akaamka, akachemsha maji kwa kettle, akamwagilia kitanda yote. Akachukua pasi akapiga blanketi sura mbaya ya Ken Knit pasi na sheets pia, kunguni wakadedi kama holocaust. Akaniambia dawa ya kununua kwa agrovet na akarudi kulala.

Hapo ndipo niling'amua wahenga na wahenguzi hawakutuvisha kilemba cha ukoka walipolonga kuwa, good dick will confund a lady of any status.

😂 😂 😂 😂
 
Umenikumbusha when I was starting life.

Nilikuwa kwa bed sitter ndogo na niko na kitanda, laptop na kikombe ya juice peke yake. Saa zingine nilikuwa naenda kwa dadangu kula ndio nirudi kuona movie nilale.

In the process ya kuenda huko, her school going kids wakaleta kunguni kwake. Since nilikuwa nashinda huko, pia mimi nikazineba nikapeleka kwangu.

At that time my immediate boss who had a nice arse akaanza kuniona nimekuwa snack. Tukaanza kushinda pamoja. Mimi nilikuwa hindiot sikujua ni nini alikuwa anatafuta. Nilikuwa naenda kwake napata amepika kuku murwa na kwa vile siwezi angusha my ancestors, nakula na kulamba hadi sufuria. Kumbe nilikuwa narushiwa mtama.

Ghafla bin vuu nikajipata nimevuliwa shati, vifungo vimetapakaa kila mahali, mikono yake iko busy na ameninyonya ulimi proper. Mie nani, nikareturn the favour. Hapo ndio Champions League ilianzia away game.

Alikuwa mchezaji hodari kama Nigel De Jong nikajipata nimekosa nguvu ya kutoka kwake two weeks. Ikafika wakati anaitisha mechi ya nyumbani na mimi nachora vile nina kitanda tu, huyu anakaa kunitoka. Nikasema haisuru, twende.

Game day ikafika nikaandaa mechi Camp Toyoyo nikidhani itakuwa disaster na kumbe ndio ilishika hata kuliko Camp Nou kwake. Wakati wa warm down ukafika, taa tukazima. Sikuwa nimejua kunguni wamezaana kuzaana.

Usiku nasikia naumwa tu ndani ya blanketi najiuliza kwani Mosquito leo wametuma special forces zao hawaogopi kuuma behind enemy lines ndani ya blanketi. Nikaona hapa wanahitaji kuwekwa kofi nuclear waondoe upus. Nikawasha taa.

Nilichoona nikadhani mwisho wa dunia umewadia. Kunguni wamekuja in waves ni kama ilikuwa maandamano ya ODM za haki yetu. Kunguni wamejaa kitandani!!

Kunguru pia akaamka kuuliza nini inaendelea na anajikuna. By that time nimefinya kunguni kadhaa, wengine wameingia mitini. Nikamshow ukweli tu, kuna kunguni wamezaana hapa hata sijui nifanyeje.

Akaamka, akachemsha maji kwa kettle, akamwagilia kitanda yote. Akachukua pasi akapiga blanketi sura mbaya ya Ken Knit pasi na sheets pia, kunguni wakadedi kama holocaust. Akaniambia dawa ya kununua kwa agrovet na akarudi kulala.

Hapo ndipo niling'amua wahenga na wahenguzi hawakutuvisha kilemba cha ukoka walipolonga kuwa, good dick will confund a lady of any status.
Nice hekaya :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
Umenikumbusha when I was starting life.

Nilikuwa kwa bed sitter ndogo na niko na kitanda, laptop na kikombe ya juice peke yake. Saa zingine nilikuwa naenda kwa dadangu kula ndio nirudi kuona movie nilale.

In the process ya kuenda huko, her school going kids wakaleta kunguni kwake. Since nilikuwa nashinda huko, pia mimi nikazineba nikapeleka kwangu.

At that time my immediate boss who had a nice arse akaanza kuniona nimekuwa snack. Tukaanza kushinda pamoja. Mimi nilikuwa hindiot sikujua ni nini alikuwa anatafuta. Nilikuwa naenda kwake napata amepika kuku murwa na kwa vile siwezi angusha my ancestors, nakula na kulamba hadi sufuria. Kumbe nilikuwa narushiwa mtama.

Ghafla bin vuu nikajipata nimevuliwa shati, vifungo vimetapakaa kila mahali, mikono yake iko busy na ameninyonya ulimi proper. Mie nani, nikareturn the favour. Hapo ndio Champions League ilianzia away game.

Alikuwa mchezaji hodari kama Nigel De Jong nikajipata nimekosa nguvu ya kutoka kwake two weeks. Ikafika wakati anaitisha mechi ya nyumbani na mimi nachora vile nina kitanda tu, huyu anakaa kunitoka. Nikasema haisuru, twende.

Game day ikafika nikaandaa mechi Camp Toyoyo nikidhani itakuwa disaster na kumbe ndio ilishika hata kuliko Camp Nou kwake. Wakati wa warm down ukafika, taa tukazima. Sikuwa nimejua kunguni wamezaana kuzaana.

Usiku nasikia naumwa tu ndani ya blanketi najiuliza kwani Mosquito leo wametuma special forces zao hawaogopi kuuma behind enemy lines ndani ya blanketi. Nikaona hapa wanahitaji kuwekwa kofi nuclear waondoe upus. Nikawasha taa.

Nilichoona nikadhani mwisho wa dunia umewadia. Kunguni wamekuja in waves ni kama ilikuwa maandamano ya ODM za haki yetu. Kunguni wamejaa kitandani!!

Kunguru pia akaamka kuuliza nini inaendelea na anajikuna. By that time nimefinya kunguni kadhaa, wengine wameingia mitini. Nikamshow ukweli tu, kuna kunguni wamezaana hapa hata sijui nifanyeje.

Akaamka, akachemsha maji kwa kettle, akamwagilia kitanda yote. Akachukua pasi akapiga blanketi sura mbaya ya Ken Knit pasi na sheets pia, kunguni wakadedi kama holocaust. Akaniambia dawa ya kununua kwa agrovet na akarudi kulala.

Hapo ndipo niling'amua wahenga na wahenguzi hawakutuvisha kilemba cha ukoka walipolonga kuwa, good dick will confund a lady of any status.
hapo kwa kunguni as cockblocker I can relate.

I was once arrested by kanjo nikashinda a whole day Kwa cell zao with chikoras,I had heard about kungunis in those cells but thought it was just people's jokes. and just because sikuskia nimeumwa that whole day didn't mean sikuzibeba. about 2 weeks later naamka na mosquito bites in odd places,nikakimbia agrovet.i later learnt that when I sprayed the bustards they didnt die but at least tuliheshimiana. I would several weeks later bring over a kitu fine Gal, only for her to be shown FIRE.
 
Heri mende kuliko kunguni those fuckers are hard to fully get rid off.... When i was in elwak in 2014, the buses plying that route leave eastleigh very early in the morning kitu 0300- 0330 hrs for you to make the time lazima ukomboe lodging huko or have someone drop you off that early morning for me the former was the only option.... Ukiwa umetoka off mtu hukua ametomba pesa yote between fare and me was ksh 500 nikailiza soja naweza pata wapi cheap rooms akanipeleka chocho fulani nikapata ya 300.....dirty dingy place but juu nilikua high nikajiwekelea.... Wapenzi watazamaji niliamka nimekulwa proper kufika kazini watu wananiuliza kama nimeshikwa na upele.... Fuck eastleigh next time nilikua huko nilikaa bar mpaka time ya boarding
 
Heri mende kuliko kunguni those fuckers are hard to fully get rid off.... When i was in elwak in 2014, the buses plying that route leave eastleigh very early in the morning kitu 0300- 0330 hrs for you to make the time lazima ukomboe lodging huko or have someone drop you off that early morning for me the former was the only option.... Ukiwa umetoka off mtu hukua ametomba pesa yote between fare and me was ksh 500 nikailiza soja naweza pata wapi cheap rooms akanipeleka chocho fulani nikapata ya 300.....dirty dingy place but juu nilikua high nikajiwekelea.... Wapenzi watazamaji niliamka nimekulwa proper kufika kazini watu wananiuliza kama nimeshikwa na upele.... Fuck eastleigh next time nilikua huko nilikaa bar mpaka time ya boarding
kwangu I still have to spray every few months to keep the ferks in check. SAA hii hazitishiwi na bedlum ama Lava. I wonder now what to switch to.
 
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