The Gospel According To Kabonokia

[Tiiga Waana]

@Mwalimu-G,

Am intrigued by the creed, liturgy and traditions of this church which has a big following at your neck of the woods: https://nation.africa/kenya/counties/tharaka-nithi-/trouble-for-kabonokia-adherents-who-quit-school-over-masks-3286208

Might you be in a position to shed some light on this cult as it comes across as very funny to me - especially their very name. How is the name “Kabonokia” pronounced?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

@Mwalimu-G,

Am intrigued by the creed, liturgy and traditions of this church which has a big following at your neck of the woods: https://nation.africa/kenya/counties/tharaka-nithi-/trouble-for-kabonokia-adherents-who-quit-school-over-masks-3286208

Might you be in a position to shed some light on this cult as it comes across as very funny to me - especially their very name. How is the name “Kabonokia” pronounced?

Don't know much about @Mwalimu-G 's neck of woods but 'Kabonokia' is pronounced 'kavonokia' in the said neck of the wood. They also shun hospitals...

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Had you seen this too?

Kabonokia, the sect that rejects modern living

It remains to be seen whether the Kabonokia sect endures after M’Mpunguru’s death.

nation.africa

 

[Tiiga Waana]

Thank you @It's Me Scumbag. Call me shallow and stupid or even insensitive but I can’t help laughing at imagining someone pronouncing the name in Embu dialect. Especially if they are shouting the name, for goodness sakes.
Their theology is also wierd and funny in this day and age. Would you agree?

 

[Tiiga Waana]

Had you seen this too?

Kabonokia, the sect that rejects modern living

It remains to be seen whether the Kabonokia sect endures after M’Mpunguru’s death.

nation.africa

@Mwalimu-G,
No I hadn’t seen it. Thanks a bunch. Gives me some good literature review to begin with. Asante Sana.

 

[Tiiga Waana]

Really weird lot. Every progressive thing is taboo. Found more here:https://countyreview.co.ke/kabonokia-sect-shuns-census/

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Thank you @It's Me Scumbag. Call me shallow and stupid or even insensitive but I can’t help laughing at imagining someone pronouncing the name in Embu dialect. Especially if they are shouting the name, for goodness sakes.
Their theology is also wierd and funny in this day and age. Would you agree?

Why would I want to cast aspersions at you for finding the pronunciation weird homegyal?

 

[Tiiga Waana]

Why would I want to cast aspersions at you for finding the pronunciation weird homegyal?

Simply because some folks are very judgemental. They lack a sense of humour and thinks you are condescending when you as much as laugh at any antics..
Nice to see you appreciate and condone jocosity.
By the way, do Kabonokias have religious regalia as is common with religious organisations?

 

[kijanamrefu]

Really weird lot. Every progressive thing is taboo. Found more here:https://countyreview.co.ke/kabonokia-sect-shuns-census/

Kabonokia Sect Shuns Wifi

Kabonkia Sect Shuns Excercise. Claims Large Muscles Make Korean Jesus Jealous.

 

[Meria]

3 students in Ibote Tharaka Nithi County were arrested for choosing to drop out of school to avoid wearing a mask to school.According to the 3 students,& their parents, wearing of masks, which is the government's Covid-19 prevention measure, goes against their religious beliefs.

 

[Clemens]

Simply because some folks are very judgemental. They lack a sense of humour and thinks you are condescending when you as much as laugh at any antics..
Nice to see you appreciate and condone jocosity.
By the way, do Kabonokias have religious regalia as is common with religious organisations?

nice one, great to know another synonym of brevity.